Chapter 2: Where's Chef?

The next morning was a foggy morning. This was a rarity in these parts. The fog got in the cabins, making the interior damp and cold. Anyways, this was a bizarre morning. Everyone was expecting to hear Chef yelling to wake everyone up. But dead silence. No "WAKE UP YOU MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "YOU ARE THE LAZIEST BUNCH OF FUCKERS I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As much as everyone enjoyed the R&R, there was more at play.

Duncan was the first one up. He looked at his watch: 2:45 p.m.? He ran back in to get Geoff and Harold.

"Guys, wake up!" Duncan cried. "We slept in! Chef's gonna shit gold!" Geoff was the only one to reply with a groan. Harold didn't say anything. In fact, his bunk was empty. Actually, he wasn't to be found. Duncan asked, "Where's Harold?" Geoff replied, "Dunno. I don't even remember him coming back in." Geoff noticed a look on Duncan's face, a look he never had before: concern.

"What's on you're mind, bro?"

"I've got a bad feeling, man."

Then a scream. Courtney! Oh My God!! Duncan and Geoff run outside. Courtney's standing, knees bent, hands covering her mouth, and a terrified look on her face. She's looking at the wall next to the door. Duncan looks and sees blood. He yells, "Holy Shit!!" Geoff gets a glimpse and runs to the "toilet" to throw up.

Bridgette hears the commotion from her cabin. She runs out to see Owen and Lindsey come running up the path to the boys' cabin. "What's going on?" she asks.

"There's screaming coming from the boys' cabin." Lindsey said. "We're going to see what's going on." Owen finishes. The three of them run down the path to the cabin. When they get there, they find a sick Geoff, a shocked Courtney, and Duncan trying to calm her down. "What the hell's going on?" Bridgette asks. Courtney screams, pointing at the blood spatter on the wall, "LOOK!!!" There's a series of OMGs and WTFs, basic panicking in this kind of situation.

"Will everyone shut the fuck up?/!!!!" a voice comes out of nowhere. It's Heather (hooray). "Whatever is going on, it can't be as important as my beauty sleep." Courtney screamed, pointing at the blood again, "You don't call that important?/!!!!!" Heather looked at it and shrugged. Duncan went up to her and said, "You fucking, selfish whore. Whatever did that to Harold, I hope he skins you sorry ass."

"That's enough." Chris said, coming out of nowhere. "Has anyone seen Chef?" Everyone looked at him and nodded no. Chris took a small glance around and asked, "Where's Trent and Gwen?"

Back at the Gopher's cabin, Trent and Gwen lay in bed, in their underwear. Trent wakes up and look at his watch: 3:00 pm. He wakes Gwen up and they both get dressed. Gwen looks at Trent and said, "I'm glad that no one saw us." Trent replies smiling, "I'm glad you were my first." They both walk out together just to find the group waiting for them. Looks like they got some explaining to do.

I hate the way this one turned out. Oh well. The opening was how I felt at band camp. Brr.