Author and Marie walk on stage and sit down on two red chairs.
Me: Hi everyone! Nice to see you.
Marie: Don't forget about me!
Me: Oh yeah Marie's here. And now please welcome Beauty and Gasser.
Beauty and Gasser walk on stage and sit down on two stools.
Gasser: How come we don't have chairs like you?
Me: Cos you don't.
Marie: Yeah, live with it bub!
Me: Well anyway, welcome to the show you two. We finally managed to get this show on air.
Beauty: Can I just ask something before we get started?
Me: Sure, Beauty.
Beauty: You never told us what we're gonna have to do.
Me: Oh yeah that's right. I never told you in case you said no when I asked you to come on the show.
Marie: So that's how you got them on.
Me: What we're gonna do is have people from across the world ask you guys questions you must answer.
Marie: Don't forget about the dares. We got people to give you dares too.
Beauty/Gasser: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Me: We now go to our first person on tonight's show. Their name is Krystainia.
Ok, I'll give these questions a shot.
1: Why do you two point out the weird stuff when the only two people who seem to care are yourselfs?
Beauty: To be honest I have no clue. I guess you could say it adds drama or something.
Gasser: And how does it add to the drama?
Beauty: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Marie: Well why do you do it?
Gasser: Who else is gonna point out the weird stuff?
2: What number comes after 3?
Beauty: WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: And there she goes with the freaking out act again. Hey, I thought you'd do it too Gasser.
Gasser: Nah, I'm cool.
Marie: Oh he doesn't want to do it cos every time he does he wets himself a little.
Gasser: NO I DON'T!
Beauty: I know! The answer is 4!
6: Do you or any of the gang red these fanfics? 375: If so, what are each of your favourites? pudding: What are the worst ones you've seen?
Beauty: Well, I know I do. I think Hatenkou and Dengakuman do as well. Dengakuman only likes ones about himself though. What about you Gas-Can?
Gasser: Um, sorta...
Marie: Gasser likes lemons!
Gasser: No I don't I like Yaoi
Me/ Marie: OMG! GASSER READS YAOI!!!!!!!
Gasser:(Blushing madly) Could we just get on with the next question?
Marie: But Beauty hasn't answered.
Gasser: Oh, sorry Beauty.
Beauty: That's ok. I like all fanfics except lemons, Yaoi, (Looks at Gasser with shifty eyes) or Yuri.
6: How much money didja steal when you fought Halekulani?
Beauty: I'd never steal anything? That's Gas-Can. He took loads!
Me: So you've never stolen anything in your life?
Beauty: No.
Gasser: What about my candy?
Beauty: You said I could have it!
Gasser: What about my blanket?
Beauty: Well...
Gasser: What about my comb?
Beauty: UM, um,
Gasser: What about Bobobo's hair gel? What about the lamp on the landing? What about Don Patch's thorn? What about Jelly's shirt? What about the fridge? What about the kitchen carpet? What about the sink? What about the TV? What about Dengakuman?
Beauty: Dengakuman's adorable ok. And all that stuff is borrowed.
Gasser: When ya planning to give it back?
Beauty: Ok you win.
3: If you could throw any of your teammates off the show (but they still get to be in the manga) who would it be?
Beauty/Gasser: Don Patch.
And since I can't count past three. . . here's my dare. I dare you guys to stay trapped in a carboard box with no means of escape for 5 hours with Don Patchi.
Beauty: Trapped in a carboard box?
Gasser: With Don Patch?
Beauty/Gasser: FOR 5 HOURS?
Marie: Go for it Beauty! You can do it!
Beauty: Aw thanks Marie.
Me: Now get in there! (picks up Beauty and Gasser then tosses them into a carboard box)
Don Patch: Hey guys. Look what I can do!
Beauty/Gasser: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marie: Sounds like they're having fun!
Five hours later. . .
Beauty is sat on the stool looking freaked out and as if she never wanted to eat roast beef again. Gasser is sat on the stool shaking and his left eye twitching slightly.
Me: So guys, how'd it go?
Beauty: I'm never going to eat roast beef again!
Gasser: M-me n-n-neither.
Marie: Get over it you chickens!
Me: Ok, here's a dare from koala.
Ok uh heres a dare
Find a key deep within a pool of chocolate pudding once this is done unlock a locked door were you must fight a giant boulder man but theres an orb on his back thats his weakness.
Gasser: Well that doesn't sound too bad.
Beauty: Did Don Patch do anything with chocolate pudding?
Gasser: No.
Beauty: . . . CHOCALATE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Just do the dare already! (kicks Beauty and Gasser in the backside to get them off their butts and to go do the dare)
In a room with a pool of chocolate pudding. . .
Beauty: Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding. CHOCALATE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps in pool of chocolate pudding and begins eating it all)
Gasser: Um, Beauty I don't think that's a good idea!
Beauty: Look what I found! (holds up key)
Gasser: Alright! Great job Beauty! (takes key from Beauty and unlocks a locked door) And now for the next part of the dare. Beauty, stay here. I think it'll be safer for you.
Beauty: Ok.
Gasser:(opens door and giant boulder man rolls out but doesn't stop in time and lands flat on his face in the pool of chocolate pudding)
Beauty: Gas-Can! The orb! Aim an attack at the orb on his back!
Gasser: Right! (grabs two stink bombs and throws them at the orb)
Back to the studio. . .
Beauty/Gasser: Yey! We did it!
Me: Yes you've been screaming that since you did it. . . (begins to laugh uncontrollably)
Marie: What's so funny big cus?
Me: Your too young to understand. Ok, here's some things KagomesInnerBeast asked us to do to you.
Ok...How about...I don't know...m well...Dare Beauty to model in her bikini in the beach in front of everyone.
Beauty: What?! Why?
To see if she gets more encouragement and self esteem of course mutters under breath and the shows for Gasser to enjoy the view too.
At a random beach . . .
Beaut:(blushing and dressed in a pink bikini with lots of boys drooling over her) Why am I doing this?
Me:(appears out of nowhere dressed in red bikini) It's to see if you get more encouragement and self esteem.
Beauty: But this is embarrassing. Everyone's looking.
Me:(mutters under breath) Including Gasser.
Gasser:(sat somewhere where Beauty can't see him and is drooling everywhere)
Back to the studio . . .
Marie: Those three are on their way back right now so I'm gonna find out what it is we have to do next to those two.
Oh and expose Gasser's hidden teddy bear and rainbow underwear to Beauty. while he still haves his clothes on of course.
Marie: Where do you guys get your ideas from? Cos they are genius!
Author, Beauty and Gasser walk on stage and sit back down.
Marie: Hey Beauty. You wanna see what I found in Gasser's room?
Beauty: What?
Marie: Rainbow underwear! (holds up Gasser's rainbow underwear to Beauty)
Beauty:(Begins to laugh uncontrollably)
Gasser:(blushing madly) Where did you get those? I hid them really good!
Marie: Under your pillow. But that's not all. Look! (Holds up pink teddy bear)
Beauty: Aww! It's so cute!
Gasser: Ah! Mr. Snuggems! (snatches teddy from Marie and hugs it tightly)
Me/Marie/Beauty: Mr. Snuggems? (all laugh uncontrollably)
Gasser: Stop laughing at me! So a guy has a teddy bear, so what?
Me: But it's called Mr. Snuggems!
Gasser:(puts Mr. Snuggems away) Just carry on with the show!
Then ask Gasser that if Beauty were interested in another guy, would he fight for her or would her be able to ove on?
Me: Well, you heard the question Gasser.
Gasser: Well, it depends who the person is. If it were someone like Suzu then I'd kill her. But if it was someone I knew Beauty would be better off with then I'd try and move on.
Me: BUT SUZU ISN'T A GUY!
Gasser: Well she looks like one.
Marie: You're so lucky that she isn't here right now.
Ask Beauty if she would go on a date with Rice and explain why or why not. That should put her in a corner.
Beauty: Sorry but, Rice has too much of an obsession over rice.
Me: Well that's the end of part one. Part two will be in the next chapter so just go there to carry on reading and I'll see you in a minute!