A/N I don't own any of the stuff mentioned in this fic.
(Dramatic flash back powers) eh where we last left off fred bit a walrus oh wait wrong story where we last left off link and saria were going to the great deku tree but they came to a terrible fate.
Mido: no sword and shield no entry!
Saria: (holds out items) we have them! (Punches Mido in face)
Link: when did we get those?
Saria: I got them while you slept.
Link: O.O
Mido: (half awake) mommy I like my juice
Link: um how hard did you punch him?
Saria: hard enough to knock out fdl
Link: fdl?
Saria: (sighs) fierce deity link.
Link: oh the guy in the dark room?
Saria: yeah
As Mido continued to blurt out random things Saria and Link went to the Great Deku Tree
Saria: WOW that's one old tree he even has a mustache
Link: (elbows saria) RUDE
Saria: well its true
Link: well yeah but still
Gdt: I have been waiting for you link. Navi did you bring me my taco johns?
Navi: oh crap no I didn't (goes and gets it)
Link: Great Deku Tree how can we help you?
Gdt: go inside me there is a curse known as gohma
Saria: can I go also?
Gdt: I suppose I bet link will need your assistance
Saria: yay!
Link: well lets go.
(gdt opens up for the two to go in)
Link: wow this place is OLD.
Fdl: (throws brick at him)
Link: what was that for!
Fdl: 1. I'm mad 2. You aren't following the script. (tosses him a copy)
Link: all this says is to kill gohma.
Fdl: is that not clear?
Saria: link don't fight with the author (whispering) he can make us help Mido
Link: OH GOD (reads script really fast) OK I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Fdl: my work here is done (snaps fingers and disappears)
Link&Saria: O.O
At gohma's cave
Gohma: who wants some candy?
Link&Saria: O.O CANDY! (they both tackled gohma so hard gohma died) aww no candy
Gdt: you two were to late I was gonna die from the start
Link: then why did we go in there?
Gdt: oh yeah um hrm good point
Just then navi came back with taco johns
Navi: IM BACK!
Link&Saria&gdt: NOOOOOOOO!
Link: well I'm leaving
Saria: Where?
Link: Hyrule to mug the royals
Saria: oh sounds fun
Link: wanna come?
Saria: sure but first (tosses him an ocarina)
(a brick comes at Saria)
Saria: OH MY GOD!
Fdl: you don't do that yet!
Saria: well I wasn't supposed to help kill gohma but I did didn't i?
Fdl: (scatching head) well yeah but um …. Ugh fine do as you please but I still control you all.
Saria: fine but be sure to give link epona now.
Fdl: Saria! Did you read ahead of the script?
Saria: O.O maybe….
Fdl: eh fine (snaps fingers and epona appears)
Link: well (gets on epona and sees a blue treasure chest) O.O (goes and opens and the kokiri emerald comes out) O.O ITS GREEN!
Gdt: that's the kokiri emerald I once thought it was a green taco but when I bit it I broke my tooth.
Link: (whispers to Saria) I wonder why they call him great
Saria: (laughed for a minute then she took the emerald and put it in her bag) it feels like plastic
Gdt: that's my tooth
Saria&Link: O.O
Navi: (talking to herself) I need a poker palace
A/N well that's the end of this chapter tell me what you thought about it