K: Hello everyone welcome to jeopardy part 2. remember that last time harry potter won the competition. This time we have other contestants. please welcome rock lee!
Rock lee: hiyohhhhhhh he's drunk again
K: ummmmmmmmmm well please welcome choji akimichi of the akimichi clan
Choji I'm pleasantly plump!!!!!!!!fat fan girls cheering note: please don't take this as and offense, chubby people
K:and now kakashi hatake!!!!!!!
Kakashi:reading icha icha paradise hi
K: neji hyuuga!
Neji: YOUR DESTINIES ARE TO LOSE TO ME BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
everybody jumping on each other
K:and last but not least…….orochimaru!
Orochimaru: snakey time!(starts dancing)
K:so lets all begin
Question 1:what would happen if the 4th hokage was brought back to life by orochimaru's reincarnation jutsu while orochimaru is drunk after watching and episode of trading spouses with ino on air.
Ino:WTF!
Orochimaru:MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!
K:correct!
Orochimaru: whoo hoo starts killing random people of 1 minute and 17 seconds.
K:no need for that you naughty boygives lecture
Orochimaru:sobbing
Question 2:who is the number one pop singer in California
Tick tock tick tock
Rock lee: STOP PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!kills himself
K:okayyyyy now we have on person eliminated.
Question 3:who is the fattest ninja in konoha
Kakashi:sigh….. its obvious that its choji…………….
Choji:WTF!I'M NOT FAT, I'M PLEASANTLY PLUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi and choji:kills each other
Question 4:does kabuto eat frosted flakes? Give me a reason if he does or not
Neji:OF COURSE HE DOES!!!!
K:why?
Neji:BECAUSE DESTINY FATED HIM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!runs out of studio and kills random people.
K:its obvious that he's high on marijuana……………take this as a lesson kids and don't take marijuana
K:well it looks like the winner is orochimaru……………..
Orochimaru:yay I win!!!!!!KILLS EVERYONE IN THE STUDIO
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Oh wait. If orochimaru killed everyone in the studio means he killed me. if I'm dead then who's writing this?OH SHIT!