A/N: So I managed to get the first chapter done lickety split! If you Beatles fans out there can think of a good Beatles Song that would fit for this chapter, let me know! Enjoy! :D
Me: Mister Disclaimer, do I really have to mention you? Disclaimer: If you don't want to die a sad, slow, painful, lonely death, then yes. Me: O.o ... OKAY! I DON'T OWN THE BEATLES!
"Beeeeeep... Beeeeeeeeeep... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..."
"Arrrrghhhh!" Ringo's thouroughly ringed hand flew out and slammed down on his alarm clock's snooze button. "I'll show ya 'Beep' ya littl' twerp!" He punched his well-worn pillow into a more comfortable shape and nestled his head back down into it. Nodding off, he began to snore. "Snnnnorck, weeeeeez... Snnnnorck, weeeeeez... Snnnnorck..." He began drifting off to dreamland.. Then the phone rang.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" He flung up, cursing. "STUPID, BLASTED- URRRRGH! Who in their right mind would think ta call at..." He glanced at his clock, "Six o'clock in the bloody mornin'?" Glaring at his bedside phoneset, he suddenly realized that just looking at it wasn't going to make it stop ringing. "Alrigh', Alrigh'! I'll pick up the bleedin' phone!" He grabbed the reciever and practically yelled into it. "What?" A disgruntled voice answered on the other side.
"Gee, that's wonderful, Rings. Blow a fella's eardrums off, why dontcha?" Ringo's rolled his eyes.
"John."
"Is there any other?" He rolled his eyes again.
"I suppose not, no. Only Paul and yerself would be far enough off your rockers to call me this early. Make it snappy, lad. I got some well-needed sleep to get back ta if ya don't mind." John snorted.
"Trust the thick-headed drummer ta forget that today's the day we're s'pposed ta come into the studio early." Ringo facepalmed. Of course! Today was the day they were working on that new album, what was it called again? 'Beatlemania! With the Beatles' or something like that.
"Right. I'll be in in a jiffy." John cleared his throat.
"Erm, Rings there's something else.."
"Whatsat, Johnny?"
"Well there's this bird in here, eh? And she- she's here to see you... Says her name's Tess Brüntaire.. Mean anything?"
Ringo's eyes widened. Yes. It did.