What to do on a date with Yassen:
1. Ask the waiter if they have any live food.(this may not get a big response in Scottish restaurants, Indian take-outs, or McDonald's.)
2. Tell him, "Look over there!" And then steal his food.
3. When he turns back, call him a pig for eating so much.
4. Hold the dinner knife(preferably a steak knife) and ask him if you can see his for a second or two.
5. Do origami with the table napkins.
6. Ask for a child's menu and crayons.(especially if the table cloth is expensive and easily drawn on)
7. Talk about your previous dating history. And be sure to mention your lonely, heartbroken days you spent at home with your fifteen cats.
8. Comment on the food on the table next to you.(Ex. "Hey! Why can't WE order the cobra heart?" ..or, "I didn't know it was legal to cook Uranium into soup!")
9. Keep your eyes on the fire exit, backdoor, or any other emergency location. Shift your eyes and tell Yassen, "This is fun, because I 'totally' trust you!"
10. Order the most expensive thing on the menu. Make Yassen pay for it.
11. Bring 20 or so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange them around the table in a circle. Chant.
12. Say, "Yassen! I can not believe you forgot to order Bob's plate!" and point to your imaginary friend...
13. Excuse yourself to the restroom. Go inside and turn on a movie sound effect system. Make sure it includes the illusion of a violent fight. Afterwards, ruffle your hair, and walk out calmly.(fake blood adds to the effect...)
14. If Yassen questions the noise or blood--"Oh? Um, well...the darned sink handle wouldn't turn on, and I strained myself...What do you mean? That I'M the one hiding something??"
15. Start crying and scream out, "NO! I have a date who's trying to relate to me!!"
16. Sneak into the kitchen, drug Yassen's meal with some high voltage energy drink formula. Then get it on tape.
17. Broadcast the tape on youtube international and translate it into every language known to man.
18. Be sure to put Blunt's name on the video you posted.