Ok, someone told me to do another one of these stories, but with the part when Jenko tries to speak Spanish. So here it is, I own nothing.

Jenko (Channing Tatum) - Jack Frost

Schmidt (Jonah Hill) – Kristoff

Mexican Trafficker (Sleepy) – Hans

English Trafficker (Ghost) – Pitch Black

Kristoff and Jack Frost are watching a college professor on their IPad teaching a course, "Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive, and is associated with water and femininity while Yang by contrast is fast, solid…"

Kristoff is a little pissed, "Man, this is bs. I thought we were going to actual college, not online college. Listening for coded messages in lectures."

Jack Frost looks at him, "What are you talking about? Look around, this is our city. What do we want to be in college for?"

"You're right, partners for life." Says Kristoff as they both fist bump.

They continue listening in on the video, "In Metro City Port, the tide comes in at 10:30 a.m. then it will return to the sea."

"Metro Port, it's time." Says Jack Frost as they get the guns from the back of the car.

"Let's do this." Says Kristoff as they ready their weapons and practice their poses and do some sort of dance. "Surprise," Says Kristoff as Jack comes out from behind, "there's two more arms." Then they start to strut with their car driving itself. They start to pull up to the hide out, until Kristoff notices someone, "Shit! That's the Ghost."

"The Ghost?" Asks Jack.

"Nillsen Joste, biggest trafficker of illegal goods in Metro City. He teamed up with the Mexican cartel and running all this shit to the port. What the hell are we supposed to be buying?" explains Kristoff.

"I don't know." Jack sees Kristoff unbuttoning his flannel sweater, "What are you doing?"

"Huh? I got a new identity, it's gonna be killer and I'm gonna be filling it to you to make it legit."

Jack sighs in annoyance, "Ok."

"I'm gonna need you to improvise, ok?"

"I don't want to improvise."

"I'm gonna need you to improvise."

"I suck at improvising, I don't wanna do it."

"Ok, I'm gonna need absolute silence while I fall into character." Says Kristoff as he closes his eyes and tries to get into character, but Jack Frost is just frustrated, "I'm gonna need absolute silence while I fall into character."

Jack Frost asks, "Can you give me like a head start…"

"I need absolute silence."

"Please, can you…"

"Absolute silence." Once Kristoff finally gets into character, they get out of the car with Kristoff looking like some sort of cholo. They start to walk up to the drug dealers.

"Are you fucking serious right now?" Asks Jack who is frustrated.

Pitch says to his workers, "Alright, I hate people who are late."

Kristoff starts to talk Spanish, "Hora le vato." He starts to talk in his fake Spanish accent, "We trying to see that product. Shit! Yo Sleepy, what's up, homie? You know my cousin? Sad boy."

"Think you got the wrong guy homes." Says Hans as he shows them his gun.

"Its bull shit, man, dude, you Sleepy. Everyone said in the barrio 'Sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine and shit. Ey, my partner here want to see the product."

Hans asks, "Why ain't he talking?"

Jack says, in a horrible fake Spanish accent, "My name is Jeff."

"That's Jeff, man." Says Kristoff, "Tell them feast of cuince years of mousie, man. How about that crazy adventure you guys had?"

Jack, still in his Spanish accent would say, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Aw man, when you were telling the story last night. You had so much detail! The detail was so rich, it was rich detail! Going into incredibly descriptive detail of the story so we all know."

"Oh yes, it was Dore and Diego and Swiper."

"Swiper?" Asks Hans.

Kristoff starts to ask, "Ey, who was that you choked out? Oh, he had it coming, who was that?"

"Boots."

"No man, that wasn't Boots! Boots isn't a real name! You gotta tell them the real story, man." Pitch starts to approach them as Kristoff tells them, "Start over from the top, that's a made up name."

Pitch finally approaches them and says, "Can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days." He starts to take out his switch blade knife, "Really makes me miss the 90s." He puts the knife up to Kristoff's neck, "When we had professionals around." He takes the knife off of Kristoff's neck and turns it to the hand, "You wanna check out the goods?" He hands the knife to Kristoff, "Check it out." He takes the knife from Pitch, "And shut up, alright?"

Jack and Kristoff start to walk through the crowd, "Where'd you find this gringo, man? The fuckin Mumford & Sons concert and shit?" Says Kristoff as he chuckles.

Alright, here you go for the people who love this scene, let me know in the reviews if you like it.