Part 2
Chapter 10: The first day in hell is always the worst they say.
I woke up with a start.
"Come on Jacob. Time for breakfast" I heard Ginny say as she throttled me awake oh god. Not again another day of this shit? I moaned. I felt someone punch me. I opened my eyes to see Harry to.
"GET UP! We're Starving!" He said simply. My stomach grumbled and I got up. These kids wee gonna kill me.
"What's for breakfast?" I asked rubbing my eyes.
"Food" Ron said plainly. Well that was well fucking explanatory! Food? That could mean some nice bacon… or some disgusting tofu concoction. Oh this was going to be a FABULOUS day! I thought sarcastically. Harry threw me a pile of clothes. I looked at them.
"You can't go down there looking like that" he said. I was offended he just made fun of the Jacob look! This kid was close to getting his brains punched out. I grabbed the pile and shuffled my way into what they pointed out were the bathrooms (SO MANY BATHROOMS! I got "lost" in the women's at first...). After a little trouble and some puling I got the clothes to go on. They were quite snug. The pants hugging my thighs and calves like tight jeans. The shirt was a little small too I stretched it enough before hand to get it to fit my body but my biceps still didn't fit in it. I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked Sexy I just had to make sure I didn't get to "excited" in these pants. That could be a catastrophe. I walked out into the common room. I wasn't expecting the reaction I got. Most of the girls in the room (NO Including Ginny) were gawking at me; I could tell the guys were envious of how good I looked (And BOTH Of my packages HEHE!). Sadly I was in no mood to take advantage of this. I had a person to meet and some food to devour!
"Finally! Now let's go!" said Ron. I was too hungry to take offence to his statement. We hurried down the steps and hallways (I lost track of how many!) Till we got to what I guessed was the dining hall. By the time we got there. I was so hungry I could eat a living cow and not give a damn! Again I was herded over to a table where everyone wore almost exactly what I wore… But I looked the best!
"Oh My God." I said when we sat down.
"What?" Ginny asked perplexed. She looked at the food which I was presently staring at like a mad man.
"ITS REAL FOOD!" I said giddy. "THERE'S SO MUCH! CAN I EAT IT?" I asked surprised there had to be a price she laughed.
"Of Course you can Jacob…." She started, but before she could say anything else I had my face into the food. FREE GOOD FOOD! IT WAS A MIRACLE FROM GOD HIMSELF! I had chowed down on most of the food near me once everyone had started eating. Ron had moved down a few seats just to get some food. Then Dumbledore stood up. I looked over I hadn't noticed the row of teachers watching us. I quit eating, too embarrassed to continue. Ginny saw my embarrassment. She laughed.
"It's ok um… Jake…" she started; I looked up at the sound of my nickname. "I'm pretty sure they don't mind your… well… eating habits. No offence but they have more important things to look or discuss." She said reassuringly. I smiled she was so nice.
"Good point Ginny." I said scarfing down again.
"OH GOD! Now look what you've done!" Hermione said upset; I looked up smiled at her and continued.
"YUCK!" She said at me. I laughed and so did Harry and Ginny. I guess they weren't too bad… they were like little puppies they kinda rub off on ya… Now I just have to teach them how to play tricks and stuff I thought happily. (THE WEREWOLF TEACHES THE CRAZY KIDS TRICKS. (HEHE!) . Once I'd finished My HUGE Breakfast we started walking around the courtyard. They kept pointing crap out and telling me stories (Which most I forgot cuz I had NO IDEA what they where rambling about) It was like everything that had happened in their life had happened at the place. There life story had taken place here… That kinda scarred me I wondered if forks was like that to me (*Gulp*). Then I saw the most horrific thing I'd ever seen in my entire life.
Chapter 11: Do you know your enemy?
SHE was standing there all calm. Pretty as a button her 15 year old hybrid self. As beautiful as the day I saw her… EXCEPT FOR THE LEECH EATING HER FACE! SOME GUY and her were smooching. Not just smooching like FRNCHING EACHOTHER! I felt my heart shrivel up and die inside my chest. I couldn't see her face because his big blonde head was blocking hers. I reacted on instinct. I walked over… more stomped/ran over to them a fire BRUNNING inside me. And I said the first thing that came to my mind.
"WHAT THE FUCK RENNESMEE!" I yelled unnecessarily. They stopped and looked at me I stared at her my eyes blazing into her skin she stared blankly back for a moment then she came to.
"Ohh…" She said plainly. OHH? THAT'S FUCKING IT!!?? I glared at her expecting more and I received it "HI Jake." She said normally. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, AND FUCK!
"WHO THE HELL IS HE!" I yelled looking over at the BASTERED one look and I knew who it was. IT WAS THE SNOBBY BLONDE COCKY KID FROM THE RIDE HERE. That one look was all I needed. I lifted my fist for a punch
"WAIT WHOAH! JAKE STOP!" Nessie said jumping in-between us, the kid coward behind her WHAT AN ASS HOLE! "This is Draco he's my… Boy friend…" She said sweetly, HOLY SHIT I WAS GONNA RIP THAT KIDS HEAD OFF!
"WHAT THE FUCK RENNESMEE! YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH HIM?" I yelled at her she instantly went on me.
"I CHEATED ON YOU? WHEN WAS THERE A US?" She Screamed at me. Venom filling her words I felt my face grow hot I was PISSED!
"LIKE SINCE THE FUCKING DAY YOU WERE BORN! JESUS CHRIST WOMEN DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT THE HELL OUT! I-M-P-R-I-N-T! IMPRINT!" I screeched at her. Her face turned a weird shade of red.
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ASS HOLE! I DON'T CARE! IMPRINT OR NOT YOU'VE CHEATED ON MY ASS SINCE THE DAY I WAS FUCKING BORN WITH THAT WHORE LEAH! SO GO CRAWL BACK TO HER AND STAY WITH THAT HO BECUASE I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE YOU HEAR! NO MORE! I DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT AND YOUR WEREWOLF ASS NEAR ME ANYMORE!" She yelled at me in full volume so loud I bet her parents heard it. We glared at each other for a moment.
"No more." She said and walked away, Draco grabbing her hand and comforting her. Damnit! I lost her again.
Chapter 12: Yus, I'm a werewolf… We have feelings to you know!
I walked slowly back over to my "friends". They were all staring at me like I'd just gone nuts, which I might have. Was I seriously going to have to win back another chick?!!! Stupid Nessie…she's just like her mother!!!!
"Why didn't you tell us that you were a bloody werewolf?!!" Harry asked, outraged.
"Who the fuck was that snogging" (wtf is snogging and how was Nessie doing it?!!!)"Malfoy." Said Ron stupidly.
"Boys! Language!!" Ginny scolded.
"I don't know why she was snogging him! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ANY WAY?!?! Who the Fuck is Malfoy? And why the hell does it matter that I'm a damn werewolf!!!!!" I said, pissed as hell.
"Wolf! Language!" Ginny said to me. She was catching on.
"Stay away from me during a full moon," said Ron, faking being scared. He clearly meant it as a joke, but I was too pissed to appreciate it. I needed to go get Nessie. I decided "running" would be my best choice.
"Step back ladies and gentleman…and Harry," ("What the Fuck?!!" I heard from Harry) I jumped feeling the change ripple across my body. To put it simply…even thought I WARNED them…many individual girls….and Harry…mostly Ron, screamed bloody murder. Following Nessie's scent, I took off; she wasn't getting away this time. At least not before I could scare the shit out of Malfoy with the "big bad wolf." Let's see how that ass hole liked me now?!? I went full out sprint in Wolf Mode at any moment I could lose her scent at this sped but I didn't care. It wasn't I was pissed I just felt broken, I HATED MY BIG MOUTH! If it weren't for me this shit would of never happened. Even though I was running full throttle it seemed like ages before I reached what I guess was he dungeon. They were outside talking, Draco had his arm wrapped around her waist and she was leaning into him lovingly that wasn't the thing that made me feel like puking though it was what Draco was saying.
"My life wasn't complete until I met her. It was like I found the rest of me. She's so nice and beautiful." he said turning to her they kissed and some girls in the crowed AWW'd and OHHH'd at the little couples affection. GAG! This kid was so sappy! He knew nothing about my poor Nessie. I didn't wait for anything else I just Ran (Knocking down a few unsuspecting kids) into and through the little crowed of Creepers. When I got to Nessie There was one thing. A couple girls around us screamed and some guys to. Draco jumped like 10ft in the air and I'm pretty sure he almost pissed his pants. Nessie was the only one who didn't budge at my arrival. I whimpered and nudged my head softly on her leg.
"Jacob. You don't seriously think that going "Big bad wolf" and playing cute is gonna win me back do you? And I thought I told you to stay away from me." She said icy. I just whimpered and licked her shoe. I heard Draco Gasp.
"THAT IS… Y-YOU'RE EX!!!!!!!!" He almost screamed. Nessie looked up confused and smiled.
"Yah it's just Jacob. Don't worry hunny he won't hurt you. He's just trying to make me feel bad for his Wolfy ass." She said plainly To Draco who almost laughed.
"H-He's A-A W-Werewolf!" Draco stammered out. "And YOU DATED HIM!" He Looked at Nessie horrified. I snarled at him what was wrong with werewolves? Were Part human to! It's not like we kill everything in sight?!?
"Uh… Yah. I'm kinda half vampire Draco…" She said confusingly." I told you this before…"
"Hunny… If it was during one of or make-out sessions I had NO IDEA!" Draco rebutted. If it weren't for the fact I was already on Nessie shit list I would have probably killed Draco then and there, but seeing how I valued my own life I just snarled at him. The little weasel jumped like 5 feet in the air too! (LOL!). Nessie just shook her head and looked down.
"Go away Jacob I don't want you anymore. I've found someone I'm really into and I want you to respect that." Nessie said to me shooing me off. I felt more broken like my heart had just shattered more. I Gave her one look, the saddest I could mingle up using all my broken hearted emotions and the betrayal, But she just blew it off and pointed. Telling me to go. I did a little sigh and walked slowly away. I felt all their eyes on my back.
Chapter 13: You suppose to be the smart side of this equation!!!
After I'd gotten some new clothes to put on… I met back up with Ron, Hermione, and Harry. They looked at me warily.
"You not a werewolf, are you?" asked Hermione, but the way she said it made it sound more like a fact than a question. She really was smart…
"Well, I guess I'm more a shape shifter then a werewolf since I can change at will." I told them. "But that's not the problem. See guys… I could really use your guys help. Nessie, my….imprint partner, as you more than likely saw, has fallen for that stupid ferret Malfoy. But her mom will KILL me, quite literally, if I don't get her home soon. Will you guys help?" I paused realizing the error in my question. "Or at least try, to help me win her back?" I finished. They looked at each other. Then Hermione turned to me.
"We have a few questions first," said Hermione. "How could Nessie's mom kill you if you a werewolf?"
"Because her mom is a aldsfij." I muffled the last word out so they couldn't hear it.
"A what?" asked Harry, I sighed?
"It's nothing I promise." I told them.
"Look if we're going to help you. You need to tell us EVERYTHING. Are abilities aren't going to be used to help just anyone or anything…" Harry said omnipotent; if this guy didn't stop acting like the savior of the world I was going to kill him.
"A vampire." I stated. They looked shocked and then Ron spoke up.
"Ginny is never bringing friends here again." He said than a confused look crossed his freckled features. "What's an imprint?"
"An imprint is kind of like a soul mate, I guess. I've loved Nessie since the day she was born. That was 7 years ago." I got all dreamy eyed as I remembered the first time I saw Nessie. But after a VERY loud WHAT THE FUCK?!!! From Harry, I stopped in time to see Hermione raise her hand which in it she was clutching an aerosol container, which from experience I recognized as pepper spray…
"WOAH, WOAH! Guys! Look you see Renesmee isn't Normal! She's very special; you see she ages fast. She ages like…" I started calculating. "Like 2 times as fast as a normal human." They "OH Thank God!" In response. Then I continued. "So will you help me or not?"
"Sure…" Harry and Ron muttered in unison. I smiled.
"OF COURSE WE WILL! WE JUST LOVE ADVENURES!" Hermione blasted at me excited. NO THIS GIRL was MORE Messed up Then BELLA! I Smiled at her weakly happy for her stick-to-it'd-ness.
"Ok So….. What's the plan!?" I asked happily. They looked at me for a moment, then exchanged glances, and then finally shrugged in unison. OH God
"I thought you were geniuses or something?!?" I asked baffled.
"NO we're just wizards." Harry Said plainly.
"JUST WIZARDS?" Ron Gasped. "Harry! You Just Killed Like One OF the Most Powerful Evil Wizards In THE WORLD! And you say you're JUST A WIZARD? I there anything cooler then that! Seriously Harry?!" Ron Blasted. Oh hell what had I gotten myself into? A bunch of DD dorks who think there fucking powerful? HELL!
"You don't seriously think that your wizards right?" I asked a little shaky trying to pull off a fake chuckle. Who were these people????!??" And of course, they pulled out little wands and pointed them at me. I had a strange feeling this WAS NOT going to end well. I closed my eyes.
Chapter 14: Why am I right all the time? Now I know how God feels...
"Wingardium Leviosa!" they all said. I felt myself be lifted into the air. My body repulsed with fear at the feeling. I kicked my legs trying to find the ground that had been below them.
"WHAT THE HELL! PUT ME DOWN!" I screeched at the top of my lungs. I was over taken with fear! WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH THIS PLACE! I closed my eyes and clamped my hands together praying to god that I wasn't killed in this mess. Then I felt my feet touch the ground again. I opened my eyes and looked around me. They had set me down. I Smiled, Over taken with joy; I fell to the ground kissing it wildly
"I'll NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN GROUND!" I yelled joyously. I heard them snicker at me. I looked up. "WHAT?" I asked. They continued laughing at me. I looked down I hadn't wet myself what was so funny?
"YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!" Ron yelled cracking up hysterically. Not kool guys. I was really freaked out.
"I wasn't expecting it! And I did not you dweeb." I chuckled my own at the "dweeb" part it was so true. I had never thought of it before. Ron looked down ashamed; He did strike me as a loser. Hermione walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
"It's ok Ron, Were all a little dweeb-ish." Hermione said I was presently still laughing only harder, I had a feeling something was wrong with me.
"Well Just not as much as you…" Harry said arms folded across his chest acting like he didn't say anything. I continued laughing. This was too funny for me. I think I was experiencing a nervous breakdown. I cracked up more at the thought.
"Come on you bully!" Hermione said slapping my shoulder, she wasn't too happy with me. We need to make up a plan now. She scoffed.
"WOAH WOAH! Slow down there! Before we do ANYTHING! You're telling me how you did that!" I told them. They all exchanged looks.
"Um… we just used magic…" Harry said a little confused at my question.
"Magic? Like the glitter and poof crap magic?' I asked them. They looked even more confused
"No the MAGIC, magic. The spells and wands and sorcery and potions… and…" Hermione started explaining.
"WOW! Potions?" I asked a plan forming in my head.
"Yah potions… you know what you drink" Ron said he looked at me like I was an idiot. Obviously these guys had never experienced the REAL World where love potions were part of a fairy tale.
"Like love potions? That kind of shit? I asked just to make sure.
"Yah…" they all said confused. I smiled ohhhh this was diabolical….
"I got a plan…" I said smiling slyly. They looked at me interested. Bella was so gonna kill me after this...
Chapter 15: Why are things always SO difficult?
"So…" I prompted my little gang.
"Wait… so you want US to make a love potion, for you to give to Nessie, and make her fall in love with you?" Harry asked
"Fall in love with me again yus." I said with a sly smile stretching across my face. Ron burst out laughing I glared at him. If he was so smart and my plan was SO stupid why didn't he have a plan? HUH? He looked up to see me and stopped dead. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
"Sorry but you don't understand. Hermione is the smart one here and last time she tried making us some freaky deaky potion. Well… It back fired…" He said hesitantly, I could tell he was mostly hesitant about the after math of that escapade. I'd ask about it later, unlike most of the weird adventures they had around here this one sounded interesting… Maybe someone died to! But back to the problem at hand
"Um… haven't you, I don't know, made these BEFORE? How hard can a love potion be?" I asked them. I didn't see how Hermione could mess this little job up. I bet I could do it if they gave me directions.
"Well you see… we've MADE love potions before. But they were meant to work on US. And since your "girl friend"…" (They laughed at that note… JERKS!) "Is well, as you said, was a "vampire/human whatever the hell hybrid". I don't think OUR love potions will have any effect on her." Harry said finishing. I looked at him. He was good….
"Ok I have a few things to say to that." I started. "1. She Isn't my GIRL FRIEND she's my imprinting partner, so like my soul mate that kind of shit." I paused to let them absorb this, and then continued. "2. Her dad was a vampire her mom was a human… they loved each other VERY MUCH, You get the picture. So in the end she is pretty much a genetic abomination." Then continued this time whispering, "but don't tell he that cuz she just thinks she's special." I told them, and then Hermione interrupted.
"That's nice calling her an abomination! Especially behind her back! No wonder she dumped you for a jerk like Draco! At least he's not a Nymph like you!" Hermione said going into Bitch mode on me.
"Jesus Hermione, can I continue without your crazy ass interrupting me!? God you are almost as bad as Bella." I yelled at her. She stared at me confused.
"Who is this "Bella" that you speak of?" She asked. I almost laughed at how she said it. These people were wacky…
"Um… long story short she's Nessie's mom and I had a thing for her before she got with the bloodsucker… but that ship sailed when she became one of the "Adams family". Now she's a vampire that seems to PMS like a bitch, or maybe it's the other way around. But any way… she's REALLY MEAN to my werewolf ass." I Summed up. Now they all looked at me confused. Oh god here it comes…
"Who's the Adams family? You never mentioned them before." Hermione asked.
"Who's the bloodsucker? IS IT A LEECH?!?!" Ron Asked biting his finger nails in fear.
"What do you mean she got with the bloodsucker? And you were with her MOM before you were with here!?!?! And neither of them care?!?!?" Harry asked way, way confused.
"Oh god… I knew you wouldn't understand. I'll give you the damn run down… So listen up!" I started. "The Adams family is a cartoon about this family and there screwy, like you all, and they're very depressing like scary house material. The Cullen family is kinda like that; well actually they are in my book… The bloodsucker is Edward… I hate him… He's the vampire, and well sadly Nessie's Dad. He and Bella got married. AND I thought we'd already been over how they LOVED EACH OTHER VERY MUCH! Which lead to Nessie… don't they teach Sex Ed Here? And YES I was with… well into, Bella I was kinda in love with her… And we kissed twice, No sex! So it's all good. They don't care because I don't feel that way about Bella anymore and they both know that. OK?" I finished with a big huff. They looked a little less confused they opened there mouths I knew they were gonna ask another group of questions and I didn't have time for this!
"OK! So were good? Great! Now let's get that love potion going!" I said turning on my heels.
"Um… Jacob, we still don't know what potion to make…" Harry said calmly. I turned to him.
"DO I LOOK LIKE THE GENIOUS THAT NOWS EVERYTHING???? NO! GO FIGURE IT OUT!" I yelled at them. They shrunk back a little.
"But we don't know where to begin…" Hermione whispered. Ron and Harry nodded in agreement. I sighed. I looked at them once. They just stared at, AND I THOUGH I HAD PICKED THE SMART GROUP! Great…
"Erm… well isn't there a damn potion teacher or some shit like that?" I asked them
"Um… yah but…" Harry started I put my hand up to quite him.
"Don't make this more confusing. GO FUCKING GET HIM! TALK TO HIM! BRAINWASH HIM! I DON'T CARE!" I yelled at them turning around and walking away. I was having a bad day I didn't need any of this shit.
"Where are you going?" Ron asked me I could hear the upset-ness in his voice.
"I don't fucking know! JUST DO YOUR JOB! And I'll do mine!" then my stomach growled. "Hey um guys" I said turning around. "First can we go get something to eat?"
Chapter 16: HUNGER GET WHAT HUNGER WANT… In this case hugs.
They took the longest way yet get to the dining hall. I swear! I saw half of the castle 3 times before we finally got there. I felt like I was gonna collapse from hunger when we got there. I WAS STARVING! I caught a glimpse of Nessie when I walked in; she was snuggled up to Draco. He was hugging her o him and talking to some people around the table. IT WAS REVOLTING! I was happy that I was so hungry because I knew if I hadn't been I would have lost my appetite completely. We sat in are usual spot Ginny in front of me Harry at her side and Hermione and Ron beside me. I'd only been here 2 days and I knew the routine already. I sighed I felt depressed with these ninnies… by the time we developed a plan Nessie and her UGLY boy would be on their honeymoon…
"What's wrong Jake?" Ginny asked sympathetic.
"Oh… Why Draco? Ginny I don't think I'll ever get Ness back…" I said putting my forehead on the table. Ron patted my back. I looked at him with a BACK-THE-FUCK-OF-Look. He stopped and started eating again.
"OHHH! Jake it'll be ok! You find someone that's good for you." Ginny said smiley.
"I have but she's taken head over heels for some blonde Jerky nerd who thinks he's ALL-THAT-AND-A-BAG-O-CHIPS." I said plainly. She reached over and grabbed my face. Her hands were warm on my cheeks.
"It'll work out. I promise." She said "NOW eat up. Your stomach sounds like you haven't eaten in days!" She said jokingly. I smiled she really knew how to cheer a person up. Then I remembered my hunger and before Ron could protect the food he was going to eat. It was all on my plate or in my mouth along with about every other thing food related around me.
"Ugh" Everyone in a 2 seat radius said and moved down or asked the person next to them for a bite to eat. I smiled. I they were gonna eat by me they had to learn the style of "Grab and protect" for their food. I wasn't the kind of person that gave my food up! I was a growing man and I needed LOTS AND LOTS of food.
We decided it was best to go to the potions room early in the morning since it was curfew. I shuffled behind my group silently on the way to the living quarters. I avoided faces. They talked happily in front of me, mostly about subjects and things they did today. Harry, Hermione, and Ron were older students so they didn't have to attend class this week, which was a good thing! Ginny talked up a storm about her day, a lot of it I didn't understand, I tried to pay attention but after a while I just lost track. Harry took over for me and the rest of the group, actively engaging in the one way conversation that Ginny was having (with mostly herself). Most of the walk there was a blur and by the time we got to the Common room I was ready to collapse. I instantly walked over and fixed my bed.
"Um… Jacob." I looked up to see harry and Ron. Behind them were some other Gryfindorks. I smiled at my little joke.
"Yah, guys?" I asked them. They looked at each other; I caught a smile on their faces.
"Well we were thinking… and there's a perfectly good bunk in our room that you can borrow. We were thinking that maybe you would like to use it?" Harry asked me.
"Um… sure guys." They all smiled. They grabbed my arm and lead me to my new sleeping quarters. It was a nice room. They sat me down on an empty (I guessed) bunk. They threw me some clothes. I could only guess were some P.J.'s and gathered around me.
"We have some questions." One of them said. I looked at them all. Then I realized why they wanted me in here.
"OH! OK… well… Erm... can I change before we talk about this stuff." Their faces got a little redder. Harry nodded in response. I got up slowly; they moved to make a passage for me. I looked behind once to see that they were looking at me, some more boys had joined the circle… I guess they didn't have Sex Ed. Here… I slowly walked to the bathrooms, and there I slowly pulled on the LUCKLY Loose P.J.'s. I smiled they had gotten my size right this time! I then went to the bathroom. (For I REALLY had to pee.) Then with a quick look at myself. (I looked depressed as usual) I returned to my new sleeping spot. I sat down and the questions started.
Chapter 17: An interesting way to start a horrible day? Hmm… let me think…
After my big Breakfast we went to the potions room. Last night had been interesting experience. I had to pretty much talk through step by step the process of a lot of sexual things. It was a good refresher, but I had two kids leave the room to barf in a few parts. Along with that I also had to teach the nerds how to pick up women. Tonight I was scheduled for another lesson on the bases of 1st -3rd base. That ought to be interesting. I saw of the few kids I had educated picking (or at least trying to) up some ladies. Oh course it was time to get down to business but I couldn't help but feel like a rock star.
Like everything else in this wacko place it took a LONG time to get there. We went up and down so many stairs I felt like I had lost 50 pounds. Not including the walking down long hallways that seemed endless. It was kind of cool though all the weird Grand halls with moving stair cases and the ceilings that seemed to touch the sky they were so tall. And all the pictures we walked by that seemed to be in their own little world. People walking talking doing things… EVEN Dogs playing poker! It was amazing! Not to mention the Ghosts. My whole time there I hadn't even seen one of them. But on that one trip I saw like 125 of them! (Something along those lines.) When we finally made it there. I needed to sit down. I sat on one of the weird oldies desks they had lined up. I put my hands behind my back and stared at them. They stared back at me.
"Um… Aren't you gonna start looking around for whatever the hell you need?" I asked them.
"OH YAH RIGHT!" Hermione, Ron, And Harry said. I rolled my eyes. Geez and these guys killed the greatest wizard this place had to offer? How long did that take me? Ron knocked a glass beaker of a desk. He put his hand over his mouth.
"MY BAD!" He said scared. Well he sure didn't help them in that process I could tell now. This kid was a bad egg I could tell. I rolled my eyes again at them. Must have been a few years before they even came up with a plan. Maybe it was all accidental. Like in one of those books were after a long chain of weird accidental things and happenings the good stupid character stops the Bad really smart character, Of course things in stories wasn't stuff that you could expect to happen but hey! Vampires, Wizards, and Werewolves are supposed to be story book things and APPARENTLY they were real! (HEHE!) But whatever the case I was stuck with these stupid story book like "good" characters. Hopefully I'll have the same luck as them and do the impossible! I smiled at that thought and closed my eyes. Then the door slammed open. I opened my eyes everyone froze including the person at the door.
"Malfoy." Harry said. I looked over at the door.
"Potter…" Draco Malfoy said.
Chapter 18: Stuck in the one spot you don't want to be stuck.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON!?!" I yelled at them. Malfoy turned and looked at me. All the color in his face drained away. I looked at the book he was holding. "Love potions and Love spells for dummies" was the title. I looked at him then.
"No…." I said getting putting my hand palm down on the table. He dropped the book and put his hands in front of him.
"It's not what you think!" He said to me.
"What? That you used some freaky potion on my girl and made her fall in love with you skinny ass?" I said trying to control my voice. I gritted my teeth together.
"Oh ok… well maybe it is…" he said walking backwards toward the door. I growled at him and he jumped.
"WHY YOU LITTLE! IM GONNA KILL YOU!" I said I tried standing up but I couldn't I stared at him confused. He looked confused to then he smiled and laughed. I looked down. The old desk had turned out to be too small for my more massive body…. I was stuck!
"HAHA DOG! You're stuck in a chair you fatty!" He said laughing. That was the dumbest thing I had ever heard…
"WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!" I screeched. "Harry, Hermione! Zap him! DO SOMETHING!" I yelled at them they looked at me confused then looked back at Draco. I turned to him but he was already gone.
"Oopsies..." Harry and Hermione said… they looked at me.
"Um… Sorry…"Hermione said. Harry grunted in agreement.
"WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME?? DAMN YOU!" Ron asked or well more yelled at me.
"Um… Sorry? But right now I'm in a little bit of a pickle… you see. Draco has my girl under a love spell or something and now that I know and he knows I do well… to make this simple. HE'S GONNA FIND A WAY TO COVER HIS ASS!" I yelled at them. "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?" I scolded/yelled at them. They looked at me.
'Well SORRY!" Harry said
"Well… at least we have the book…" Hermione said. We all glared at her. "Just saying! Geez!" She added. I rolled my eyes.
"Can someone help me out of this seat? My ass is starting to hurt!" I asked. They instantly came over and pulled me out of the chair. I lost my pants during the process and since I had no good underwear my little group got a peak at my package. Hermione giggled and the boys were surprised. I grumbled. Cold this day get ANY Worse? Ugh. I sighed pulling my pants back on.
"So… now what?" Ron asked when I got my pants back on. I looked at him.
"Hell is I know." I said picking up the book Draco had dropped. There was a bookmark in it. I touched it then looked at them. They gathered around I flipped to the page Draco had bookmarked. The title was in big black letters.
"THE FOREVER LOVE POTION." I read the title. "That definitely doesn't sound good." I sad looking at them he nodded in agreement, but before I could continue reading. Another character appeared at the door… well another 3. GULP. I should have known this would happen.
"See professor Snape! I told you they were up to something." Draco said. My group froze. I looked behind him and saw Nessie, The look on her face, I flinched she shook her head no at me. Great now she thought I was the one who was going to/had slipped happy-love-potion into her drink. I gulped again. I couldn't breathe.
"Jake… How could you." She said sadly. I opened my mouth.
"Harry you know is against the rules to use potions and spells upon other students. I'm going to have to tell Dumbledore about this!" Snape said menacingly. Snape was a tall thin pale man (like the Cullens) with greasy shoulder length black hair and a creepy smile. (unlike the Cullens) He was scary looking, I was already afraid of him.
"Sir I can explain…" Harry started.
"No there is no explanation for this I already see that you are in need of punishment. 50 points each from Gryffindor, Now Potter you can explain to your classmates and Dumbledore why you stole from me and planed on using magic upon one of our guests." Snape said he grabbed Harry by the arm and started pulling him away.
"WAIT! I said. It's my fault not his. It was my idea and I got them into this. They didn't know what I was going to do. Don't punish them." I said they all looked at me. Even Renesmee turned to look at me. "Please." I said though it was to Renesmee Snape thought I was talking to him.
"Well… then I guess you AND Mr. Potter can come with me to Dumbledore's office. 50 points from Gryffindor and I'll be watching." I thought…CREEPER!!!!! Harry looked at me and shrugged sadly. He and I followed Snape slowly out the door and down the hall I looked back once and I wish I hadn't. Renesmee was watching me with Draco's arm around her. Our group was looking at us in sympathy, Renesmee just stared, but their faces didn't catch my attention it was the evil look on Draco's.