Hey! Wierdgirl and T-boe here With HP CONFESSIONS!!!!!
Wierdgirl: Yeah, I bet you noticed that we did not say JW.
T-BOE: Well apparently, Beacause of a little accident Glares at Weirdgirl JW won't be with us...
Wierdgirl: IN THIS CHAPTER!!! She's still alive just to let you know, She just won't be out of the hospital wing until the next chapter. Aparrently she belives that she is a cow in surgury being dumped in Carot juice...?
T-Boe: And apparently, reviewers are throwing potatoes with " BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP" Carved on them.
Reviewer #1: LET'S GET HER GIRLS!!!!!
Reviewers: YEAH!!!!!!
JW: SPLEEN MY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-Boe: Well the gang's all here...
Voldemort: POTTER!!!!! ... Do you have any threes?
Harry: Goldfish!!!
Hermione: YES HE DOES!!!!! He asked me two turns ago!!!
Luna: HARRY POTTER! CHEATER!! THIS IS WORLD BREAKING NEWS!!!!! starts writing.
Ron: Oh no you won't! grabbs Luna's quill and breaks it
Ginny: Ron, that was dumb. Any journalist would have a extra quill... Right?
T-Boe: JW never went anywhere without a quill and a journal... bawls out
Wierdgirl: Please enjoy this chapter... There there. Comforts T-Boe.
Victem 2: Luna Lovegood
Knock on door.
All: ...
Knocks again.
All:...
Knocks Louder.
Wierdgirl: JW!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, " yes come in"
T-Boe: JW'S NOT HERE BECAUSE OF YOU STUPID!!!!! whacks wierdgirl with stick
BANGING ON DOOR!!!!!
T-Boe: OK OK COME IN!!!!
Luna enters
Luna: You know, I'm starting to miss JW. She was nicer than you at saying HI.
T-Boe and Wierdgirl: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: Ok...
T-Boe: So what is your confession?
Luna: Well... My notepad, is actually...
Wierdgirl: Yess?!?!?!
Luna: Actually...
T-Boe: Yesssss?!?!?!?!
Luna: it's-
T-Boe and Wierdgirl: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna : OK IT'S ACTUALLY MY DIARY OK!!!!!! Jeez...
T-Boe And Weirdgirl: WHAT!!! LET ME SEE! tackles poor Luna
Luna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SECRETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-Boe: Ok. What have we got here... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weirdgirl: Dear diary,
Nevile looked soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot working in the libriary. He has sooooooooo matured since we met. We are perfect together! He likes books and I like wr
T-Boe: What happened to the rest of it?
Luna: Ron broke my quill.
Wierdgirl: WHAT?!?!?!? THIS WAS JUST GETTING GOOD AND RON BROKE A STUPID QUILL?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF WRITER ARE YOU NOT TO HAVE AN EXTRA QUILL!?!?!?!?!?!?
T-Boe: JW used to lend me her quills and pulls out decapitaded quill This is one of them.
Wierdgirl: pulls out demented one that has bite marks on it she let me borrow this one too...
T-Boe and Wierdgirl: ... JWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: ... Ok I'm just gonna leave no-
T-boe: grabbs Luna and starts crying all over her.
Wierdgirl: A- A- And I can almost h-hear her annoying voice shouting at us...
JW: T-BOE!!!!! WIERDGIRL!!!!!! I'M CURED!!! I DON'T HAVE THE PLAGE ANYMORE!!!!!
T-boe and Wierdgirl: WEEEEEEEEE MIIIIIIIISSSSSSS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU JJJJJJJJJJJJJWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JW: ... HEY!!!!!!!! ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
LUNA LEAVES FORGETTING HER DIARY.