The Confused Adventures of Thunderclan
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Note: There is a time refernce near the beginning, which is now wrong because Fanfiction wouldn't let me upload it until now. So, it was supposed to be up yesterday, around 10:30-11:00 am, our time.
The Funky Gathering
Centri: Yay! We're back! Did you miss us?
BW: Dude, It's only been twelve hours.
Centri: So?
BW: I doubt they miss us yet.
Centri: Fine. –pouts-
BW: But let's just write this anyways, cause we've got ideas!
Centri: Yay!
Firestar led his clan, which consisted of Graystripe, Sandstorm, Dustpelt, Willowpelt, Smallear, Dappletail, Cloudtail, Swiftpaw and Bramblepaw. They were the first clan there. "Dude! We won the race!" Firestar cried joyfully as he leapt onto the leader's perch. Suddenly Tigerstar walked in.
"Dude, I don't think so." The second tom stated calmly.
BW: Dude, there's a lot of dudes in this.
Centri: Your point?
BW: Dude…. Let's keep putting in dudes! Cause it's cool!
Centri: Mkay….
"Dude….I think so!" Firestar said back.
"Not!" Tigerstar jumped onto the perch and began fighting with Firestar about who got there first, which soon turned into who got Spottedleaf. Riverclan then entered with Windclan. It was rumored that, since the party, Leopardstar had been going out with Tallstar. Tallstar jumped up and began the gathering, while Firestar and Tigerstar continued to argue. "Okay everyone! Start the campfire!" He cried out across the clearing.
"FIRE!!!!!!!" Dustpelt screamed, eyes turning slightly psychedelic.
"Guys…He'll start a forest fire." Sandstorm stated.
"EVEN BETTER!" Dustpelt was completely insane now.
"Dustpelt, we need you to get fish from the river." Tallstar said, thinking fast.
"Okay!" He saluted the leaders and ran off.
"Now, start the fire!" Tallstar demanded, and it was soon done.
BW: Why are they having a campfire at the gathering?
Centri: Because we had to have Dustpelt go Pyro on us, remember?
BW: Oh yeah! Our pyromaniac.
Centri: -hugs Dustpelt-
"Who should tell the first ghost story?" Leopardstar asked.
"I will." Tigerstar answered. "It goes like this…"
The song "Play that funky music" started playing. Shadowclan began singing.
Hey…do it now…yeah hey
Yeah, once I was a boogie singer…playin' in a rock & roll band Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
I never had no problems, yeah…burnin' down the one night stands
And everything around me, yeah…got to start to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly yes, I did…to disco down and check out the show
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Soon, all the clans joined in for the chorus, turning to Cloudtail.
"Not again…"He groaned, hiding his face in his paws.
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die…
(hey,hey) till you die…yeah, yeah
It was then Windclan's turn to sing.
Well, I tried to understand this…Yeah, huh, I thought that they were out of their minds Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
How could I be so foolish, How could I…tonight's the hours, the one behind
So still I kept on fightin'…Wow, loosin' every step of the way (Yeah, what'd you do?)
I said, "I must go back there"Got to go back…and check to see if things still the same
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
All the cats eyes were filled with glee in making fun of Cloudtail's white pelt as they all began singing again.
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die…
Till you die…(Yeah) Wow, till you die
Riverclan joined together and circled around Cloudtail, so he couldn't leave, then sang.
(Come on…Play some electrified funky music)
Hey, wait a minute Now first it wasn't easy…changin' rock & roll and minds When they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And things were getting shaky…I thought I'd have to leave it behind
Oh, but now its so much better It's so much better…I'm funkin out in ev-er-y way
But-I'll never lose that feelin' No I won't…Of how I learned my lesson that day
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
And, yet again, it was time for all four clans.
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die…
Till you die…oh, till you die
Thunderclan, as last time, sang the last part.
(They shouted, Play that funky music) Play that funky music Play that funky music white boy Play that funky music white boy Play that funky music white boy
(Play that funky music) Got to keep on…Play that funky music
(Play that funky music) Pl--AY that funky music
(Play that funky music) Wanna take ya higha now…
Play that funky music right, yeah
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music right, yeah
Cloudtail had turned a pinkish color around his face, as he blushed and it showed through his white fur. "Are you done yet?"
"Dude! He's not a funky white boy! He's a funky pink boy!" Firestar yelled in amazement.
"Does this mean we have to sing another song all over again?" Someone—Loudbelly—called out.
"No, dude. I think he'll turn white again eventually." Tigerstar stated.
BW + Centri: Play that funky music white boy! Play that funky music right!
Centri: Anyway…what's with Loudbelly? No one knows him either.
BW: Same story as Shadepelt. Except he's a he.
Centri: Got'cha. Sounds good. Shall we continue?
BW: One more statement-That song was very good in the movie Evolution.
Centri: That it was. Story!
Carrying a huge net filled with fish, Dustpelt came back in, dropping his hold on the net to run over to the fire. Luckily, Sandstorm caught him before he jumped into it. Tallstar, seeing the crazy look in Dustpelt's eyes, announced the gathering was over. Thunderclan left promptly and, before Shadowclan left, he said. "Only for Thunderclan." Everyone cheered and came back. Except for, of course, Thunderclan. Who were already gone.
BW: So, Thunderclan throws a party and in turn they get left out of a gathering?
Centri: It was your idea. You tell me.
BW: Well this would've been a pretty short gathering if all they did was sing.
Centri: True.
Leopardstar yowled loudly, "Shut up and let me tell my ghost story!"
Everyone quieted down and listened as Leopardstar began.
"Once upon a time, Firestar was going for a walk with his girlfriend Frostfur. Firestar and Frostfur met Mistyfoot. Mistyfoot said, 'Hi Fireheart', to which he replied, 'Dude, it's FireSTAR.' Frostfur soon said, 'Yeah dude!'"
All the cats in the clearing began screaming at the top of their lungs, saying "No! Don't finish it! It's too scary!" Except Mistyfoot, who thought it sounded vaguely familiar.
BW: Dude, it is familiar.
Centri: We know that, the readers probably know that, but the others don't, 'kay?
BW: I know, I was just stating a fact.
Centri: Oh, okay.
Leopardstar relented and didn't finish. Then, Tigerstar began telling about his horrible ordeal when he was banned from Thunderclan, which was soon interrupted by a chorus of 'Boo's as he'd done a second 'story'. The deceased Bluestar jumped down from Starclan so she could tell her story of how she had cheated on Thunderclan with Riverclan.
"Mom, that doesn't make sense." Mistyfoot told her.
"It doesn't?" Bluestar said, a bit clueless.
Yellowfang jumped down from Starclan also and took the very confused Bluestar back up to her home.
After a long silent moment, Barley stated, "Well that was odd."
Onewhisker gasped in surprise. "When did you get here?!"
"I was on my way to Thunderclan to tell them that the prey in our barn was running low, and decided to stop by and see what the light in the forest was. So, I followed the light-"
"Woah! Your dying!" Tornear cried.
"No, you idiot, the light sent off by our campfire!" Boulder hissed.
"And so I followed the light and got here. What are we all doing?" Barley continued, as if he hadn't been interrupted.
"We're having a campfire! Thunderclan had to go home, though" Barkface told him gleefully, while roasting a fish in the fire on a stick.
BW: Yay! Barley!
Centri: Why do you like Barley so much?
BW: Dude, he's random.
Centri: That would do it.
BW: And, I'm the Queen of Randomness!
Centri: While Julia is the Quing of Randomness, cause we need a king... but she's a girl….
BW: Reb-Reb is my Fool of randomness…Hufie is my Clown of randomness….
Centri: I was your cripple of randomness, but I'm not anymore. It sucks.
BW: You're my knight of randomness!
Centri: Yay!
Barley then said goodbye, and continued his journey to Thunderclan. Riverclan wished him good luck, then went back home feeling exhausted as they had been at the campfire for two hours, and the sun would be rising in an hour.
Windclan and Shadowclan spent a few minutes glaring at each other, then went their separate ways, each humming what sounded very much like "Play that funky music".
Centri: And…. We're done! For now, anyway.
BW: Next chapter, Tigerstar's Crazy Plan!
Centri: Which will be? Wait; don't tell me here, because then they –motions to readers- will know.
BW: -tells in a whisper-
Centri: Ooooh! I LIKE! YAY!
BW + Centri: See you later!!