Bowser Jr. and Toadette found a bed, approaching it as they entered the room, locking the door shut as they got on the bed, removing the covers. Bowser Jr. approached Toadette, who was humming merrily as she kicked her feet in the air with little remorse.
Bowser Jr. clapped his hands as he jumped onto the bed, sitting next to Toadette as he wrapped his left arm around her, telling her, "All right, Toadette now just take off you clothes and I'll be ready for-"
Toadette gasped as her eyes widened, prompting her to jump off the bed in shock. "Eek! Y-you mean I gotta take off my dress and panties?" She blushed as she pulled her dress down. "Gah... this will be embarrassing. What if I accidently fart?"
Bowser Jr. growled as his eyes narrowed. "Please, I don't need more cancer destroying this fanfic. You don't want to be like Belle, do you?"
Toadette stared awkwardly at Bowser Jr. "Belle? Who's that?"
Suddenly, Belle from Pokemon Black and White popped in magically, staring at Bowser Jr. and Toadette. Belle farted loudly, giggling as she then disappeared in a puff of white smoke. Bowser Jr. and Toadette stared at each other.
(Implying that I just-)
"Don't, if you start implying, we'll be here all night," Bowser Jr. groaned as he looked up at the ceiling.
Toadette looked up, completely oblivious to what Bowser Jr. was talking about. "Is a cat up there?"