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Chapter 2
Two weeks later
Kyle and Stan were sitting on the couch in Kyle's living room watching TV. They were watching the news since Terrance and Philip was due to come on for half an hour. The news was currently showing how there has been massive death and destruction in Germany.
"Damn there have been a lot of problems in Germany lately," said Kyle.
"Yeah and I wonder where Cartman is," said Stan.
"I think Kenny told me he went on some sort of trip to Europe," said Kyle.
Right after he said this Stan and Kyle both had the same thought and exchanged glances. "You don't think that Cartman has anything to do with the problems in Germany do you?" Stan asked.
"As much as it seems likely knowing Cartman. I'm going to say no because how could a nine year old boy possibly cause a downfall to a country?" said Kyle.
"Yeah you're right we don't have to worry about it. Cartman's probably in Britain making fun of Pip's ancestors or something," said Stan.
They had no idea how wrong they were.
Meanwhile in Germany
Fires could be seen everywhere in the distance and chaos and destruction could be seen for miles. Armies of newly resurrected Nazis from hell were forcing people into trucks. The trucks were then driving off to newly constructed concentration camps.
Hitler was standing on a hill nearby watching his progress. Eric Cartman was standing beside him wearing a Nazi outfit similar to Hitler's. He was also looking just as pleased with the destruction. He also was a little frustrated so he turned to Adolf and said, "Look as much as I love seeing all these Jews and innocent people get killed and taken away, I want to go back to America".
This reminded Hitler that Satan wanted him to cause trouble in America so he turned to Cartman and said, "You have been a great help to me so far little boy so I will take you back to America soon so you can see your friends and family again".
"Oh no no no that's not why I want to go back. I just want to kill the Jews in America. Especially one particular Jew-rat," Cartman replied.
"That's more like it Cartman," said Hitler.
The evil man and boy then laughed and started their plans for the United States.
I feel so evil writing this but think about it. It does seem like a South Park situation considering all the other moral boundaries they've crossed. But that's one of the reasons why we all love the show right?