Chapter 2: The Plan
I don't know how long I was there, crying my eyes out at the side of the road. All I remember is Alice pounding on the door to let her in. I rolled down my window to look at her. Through my blurry vision I could tell she was worried. I unlocked the door and let her climb in. She hugged me, but she wasn't the one that I wanted to hold me. Why didn't he come to look for me? Probably because his precious girlfriend wouldn't let him.
After I calmed down I started apologizing. That was horrible. I was really embarrassed. She smiled and nodded. "Its fine, Bella." I nodded she smiled and ruffled my hair. "Your wondering about Edward, aren't you? He wanted to come look for you, he really did, but Her Majesty, La Bimbo," I had to smile at that, "wouldn't let him. Show's you who wears the pants in that relationship…" I laughed. My laugh was off and it was hoarse. She smiled and hugged me again.
"Do you think I could come back? I mean, I don't really want to talk to him right now…" Alice laughed and nodded.
"No, you can't. You're not allowed. Of course you can, silly! Do you think I'd let you go back to your house, while you're a mess? And we need to plan. The guy's decided that they'd go with Edward and then sleep over at Jasper's." You could tell she was mad about that.
"Thanks, Alice, really, thanks." She smiled and laughed.
"Who said I was doing this for you? I just want to get back at Jessica!" I laughed, though I could believe her.
"Yeah, sure! Okay let's go back, I need to apologize to everybody…" With that I climbed into my front seat and Alice walked to her Porsche. I turned up the radio on the only station that I could get. It was country. The song our Song by Taylor Swift. I rest my case. Everyone else has great relationships and boyfriends/girlfriends. But I couldn't stop singing along.
"I was riding
shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car
He's got
a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
I
look around, turn the radio down
He says baby is something
wrong?
I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a
song
And he says...
Our song is the slamming screen
door,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on
the phone and you talk real slow
Cause it's late and your mama
don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date "man,
I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
And when I got home ...
before I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again
I
was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day
Had
gone all wrong and been trampled on
And lost and thrown away
Got
to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed
I almost didn't
notice all the roses
And the note that said...
Our song is the
slamming screen door,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your
window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
Cause
it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you
laugh
The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should
have"
And when I got home ... before I said amen
Asking
God if he could play it again
I've heard every album, listened
to the radio
Waited for something to come along
That was as
good as our song...
Cause our song is the slamming screen
door
Sneaking out late, tapping on his window
When we're on the
phone and he talks real slow
Cause it's late and his mama don't
know
Our song is the way he laughs
The first date "man, I
didn't kiss him, and I should have"
And when I got home,
before I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again
I
was riding shotgun with my hair undone
In the front seat of his
car
I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
And I wrote down our
song." By that time we were at her house. I got out and was
immediately hugged by Rose.
"You had me so worried!" I smiled, Rose reminded me of a mom talking to her daughter. I nodded, laughing.
"Thanks. I'm sorry for running out like that. I must have looked like a wreck!" I said she glared at me, surprisingly.
"Yup, you did. Oh and btw, do not ever do that again!" I smiled and nodded. She hugged me once more then we all walked inside the Cullen home.
"Okay, I vote we kill her tonight then we drive to SeaWorld then let one of the sharks eat her!" Alice said, I look at her like she was crazy, but it was kind of a good plan…. (Hahaha! My friend told me to do that!)
"No, let's blackmail her. Get pictures of her and Mike then, ba-da-boom! She can break up with Edward and she'll be our little meat puppet!" Rose said. I wrinkled my nose. At least with Alice's plan she couldn't tell anybody….
"Okay, what about this! They are at Shutter right?" Alice asked I nodded, not knowing quite where she was going with this. "Let's go to the theater! Were they going o stop for dinner first, Rose? We could take my Baby then scare the crap out of her!" I gasped. Genius, pure genius!
"That's a great idea, Alice! What do you think, Rose!?" I exclaimed she grinned.
"Okay, then, let's plan. Alice, call Edward, ask him if he's still at dinner. Bella, find some red and black jell pens." Rose ordered. I nodded and ran downstairs to get some pens.
When I came back up Alice was on the phone with Edward. Rose was holding up a page filled with words for Alice to stay. "…Seriously, Edward! We almost him someone! She was just standing there!" I looked at Rose.
"I saw the original a few years ago." She murmured.
"No, stupid, we had found Bella, yes stupid, we found her….Yes, I'll tell her," she pulled the phone away from her face. "Edward," she made a face, "is wondering if you're okay." I blushed and nodded. Alice rolled her eyes. "She say's yeah sure whatever." I threw my pillow at her. "Owww! ...No, not you, dummy! Well anyways-! WHAT! Let me talk to that-" I could almost hear Edward's voice go, "Alice" in that stupid protective tone. Alice grimaced. "That nice person," it looked like she was physically hurting herself saying that. "The nice person who's summer home is- Oh, hello, Jessica! Yes we almost hit someone! She was in this ugly dress and her hair-uggh! Well anyways, you guy's shouldn't be driving! No, no, no. Never mind. Have fun. Goodbye…Jessica." Instead of sounding calm she sounded…deadly. If I were Jessica I would tell Edward to drive me straight back home…but, then again she's stupid…..
"Dude, you totally creped her out!" Rose exclaimed, hugging Alice. Alice grinned and walked to get her purse. She grinned an evil grin.
"Ladies, stage one of scare the living crap out of Jessica is now in session!"
A/N: Hahaha! My friends and I did that to my best friend and her boyfriend. She won't talk to us anymore. Hehe, it was fun! I hope you all like it! Review, review, review!
