Awkward, But It Just Might Work

"You'll kill me." Sirius said leaning against James' large SUV.

"Why is this? Oh lord, don't tell me; you forgot to pick up the football tickets!" He rasped while strapping his son in his car seat.

"No. Worse. I feel as though you were right, telling me to leave it be."

"You didn't!" James gasped. "With Remus! Are you taking a piss? You better be, so help me."

"Calm down! We haven't done anything yet. We just agreed to."

"Well you better put an end to it now Pads. We're not all breaking up because you and Moony can't keep it in your pants."

"Oh…you're really mad. I haven't seen you like this in at least a decade."

"No."

"No?"

"No Sirius. Here's your money back." James took out his wallet and threw money at Sirius.

"James! Bloody hell, It's not that much of a problem, we haven't even done anything yet. He's been avoiding me" James' angry grin widened.

"That's the point, Sirius! Finally the awkward tension between the two of you has broken us up. Harry and I are going to the game Enjoy your day alone." James sped off. Sirius knew he should be thinking about his friends intense unhappiness with him, but…what awkward tension? From the sounds of it, it had been a reoccurring tension.

"What?" James answered his mobile phone, waiting for an apology.

"What did you mean but awkward tension?" Dial tone.

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"Remus John Lupin!" Lily stomped into the foyer of the giant mansion Remus was showing.

"Hello." He said calmly. "Hold on a moment, please." He handed the couple scotch and wine, and gently tugged Lily into the office.

"Listen Lupin, I can't do this anymore."

"What are you on about? Are you aware you just took me from an extremely high paying client?"

"Yes, and you have many of them. Too many, Remus! I can't do it! All they do is yell at me! And still you refuse to work Wednesdays and weekends."

"You would like to work more?"

"No, I want you to hire another realtor" There was a short pause.

"No. No Lily, I'm the best in London, no one can compare. I work alone."

"You're so bloody selfish." Lily gawked, spinning fast to walk out and leave her friend.

"Lily." Remus grabbed her arm and turned her to him. "Listen," He tucked a strand of her silky red hair behind her ear, "if it keeps on like this we can start looking. Okay?"

"Whatever, Lupin."

Sirius looked at the clock hanging in the kitchen of his flat. It had been an hour now. An hour of staring at his phone. What was he supposed to say? 'Oh hey Remus, I know you've been ignoring me but wanna come over and have a shag?' No, he couldn't say that. "Start casual." He picked up his phone.

Remus had just gotten back to his flat from a long day of showing perfect rich people mansions to buy as their fourth or fifth home. Being one of the only super successful realtors in London was quite hard, especially the way Remus Lupin did it. He bought what they call 'shit castles', covered the cracks with furniture or a nice painting, and sold them fully furnished for ridiculous prices. Remus knew he had taken a bad path in life, he was never even interested in real estate, but if he learned one thing from his mother it was that you had to do what you had to do for money.

"Hello Martin." He greeted his gold fish, walking to his kitchen to put on some tea. He knew he should probably call Sirius. Not for sex, but to call everything off. Usually he came by the shop every night, now he couldn't even fathom being in a Sirius' presence.

"What the fuck have I gotten myself into?" He asked himself staring out the window. It was a beautiful day. The large sun, the tall trees, the set of terrified green eyes staring at him in the fat framed face-What the?

"AHHHHH!" Remus screamed.

"Let me in!" Peter slammed the window.

"Bloody fucking hell Peter! What are you doing?"

"Just let me in!"

"Come in!" The fat man ran from the window, and was by Remus' side in no time. "Speak."

"I was just caught by the man."

"What man?"

"The man! Hilary's husband!"

"You're having an affair?"

"Well, yeah."

"I didn't know you had it in you." Remus got himself a mug of tea.

"Well, you see, I really love her."

"Is Hilary the blonde with the tits?"

"Eloquent, and yes."

"Well Pete, I think your sex life is more exciting then mine." That moment Remus' phone rang, caller ID showing Sirius Black. "Or maybe not." He smiled, despite the fear rising within him. "Hello."

"Are you free."

"…Yes."

"Come over then, I've made pizza."

"Be right over." He hung up. "I have to go, Sirius and I have a thing."

"Can I come?"

"No, now get out. I have to go."

"Oh, but can I stay a few? He'll find me."

"Fine. Don't steal anything."

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"You." Sirius greeted.

"You…look good." Remus countered. He did look good, he wore jeans , a tight black button down his semi long hair messy, hanging in his eyes, and the famous Black smirk.

"You too, Moony." Remus hadn't gotten a chance to change from his showing clothes, which were grey tight dress pants and a green fitted jumper. "Come in, I've got pizza!"

The night was going swell, it was as if nothing had happened. They were as they always had, goofy, fun and attentive. They both knew, however, once the food and funny stories had run out they'd be left with no other distractions. It was that time.

"You've been avoiding me." Sirius said, draining his sixth glass of wine.

"No."

"Yeah."

"Maybe a little, but it's…awkward."

"We don't have to do it Rem." Sirius gave him serious look.

"No, It's supposed to be fun right?" Suddenly the small proximity of which the two were sitting on Sirius' sofa was strangely apparent.

"Yeah."

"I mean, isn't that why you called me here?" Remus leaned his head on the couch, looking up at his friend.

"No…but I am a bit randy." He laughed but his eyes were completely serious.

"Oh yeah?" Remus placed his hand flat on the others stomach.

"Yeah." He breathed, burying his head in Remus' neck.

After a slight awkwardness of fiddling with Sirius' belt, Remus had his cock out.

"Please Moony." Response-quick jerk.

"Fuck!" As the hand began a perfect steady rhythm, Sirius followed with sucking Remus' neck.

"This is sexy Padfoot."

"Say it."

"What?" Remus grabbed hold of the black hair to see his face.

"Say my name."

"Sirius."

"Fuck!" He climaxed, dirtying his shirt, along with Remus' hand.

"Well, that wasn't too awkward." The Black haired boy said after catching his breath. "Actually quite nice." He turned in with an undeniable excitement to kiss those pink lips.

"No." He ducked

"Oh, sorry…forgot."

"S'okay. Wait for the blow jobs, you'll love them."

"Looking forward to it." There was a long silence. "Tongue touch at least?"

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"I swear to fucking god you cheated on me with the devil! This kid is a pain in the-" James stopped speaking at the familiar drab face that was sitting at his table, having tea with his wife.

"Oh James~ You're home, give me my boy." Lily ran and took Harry from his arms. "This is-"

"Snape." The man said.

"Snape, Severous Snape. He's applying for a position at Remus' office." Lily smiled.

"Hello, Potter." He spoke in his lazy voice.

"Oh. You've met?"

"You could say that."