Starclan is moving!!
Not as good as last chp!
Bluestar: Now for my 2nd duty as leader of Thunderclan, again, I am going to change everyone's name!
Bluestar: Firestar, you will now be Firefart!
Firefart: HEY!
Bluestar: Oh shut up! Now Sandstorm your name will be Sandwich!
Sandwich: Oh, NO YOU DIDN'T!
Bluestar: OH YES I DID! On with the naming! Ok, Squirrelflight your name is now Squirrelpoop! HAHA!
Squirrelpoop: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Bluestar: Thanks for noticing! Dustpelt is Dustpan.
Dustpan: WHAT!?
Bluestar: you are now Dustpan. Gosh pay ATTENTION NEXT TIME! Leafpool your name is Leafdisease.
Leafdisease: That name doesn't make any sense!
Bluestar: Of course it does! Leaf disease is a disease where you grow leaves! Now, Brambleclaw is Bramblesnickers!
Bramblesnickers: That doesn't make sense either!
Bluestar: I think snickers are yummy! Don't criticize THEM! Cloudtail is Cloudpotatoes.
Cloudpotatoes: What!?
Bluestar: potatoes look funny! Now Brackenfur will be named Brackenkraken!
Brackenkraken: What's a Kraken?
Bluestar: a rollercoaster.
Brackenkraken: What's a rollerco-
Bluestar: DO NOT QEUSTION ME! Sorreltail is Sorrelbutt.
Sorrelbutt: WHY?
Bluestar: It's a Joke get it…SORE- el-BUTT!
-Crickets-
Bluestar: whatever…I LOVE chicken Tahiti's! So Anyway, Brightheart is…Brightcolors.
Brightcolors: but I am not colorful!
Bluestar: I don't seem to care what you think do I? Ashfur… I've got the perfect name for you…you are now known as Ashtray! Hooray!
Ashtray: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Bluestar: YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!! Spiderleg is Spiderman.
Spiderman: why?
Bluestar: because I feel like naming you that! Brook is Brook the crook! Crook for short!
Crook: awwww man!
Bluestar: Moving on! Stormfur is Stormshelter.
Stormshelter: CRAP!
Bluestar: Whitewing is Whitecoconuts!
Whitecoconuts: HUH?
Bluestar: 'coconuts' is a fun word to say! Birchfall is Birchmallow!
Birchmallow: No Way!
Bluestar: Yes Way! It reminds me of marshmallows! OH GRAYSTRIPE WILL BE FUN TO NAME! Graystripe will be Grayhair.
Grayhair: Why me!?
Bluestar: because you have the perfect beginning on your name. Millie is going to be Allagonza!
Allagonza: My name is nothing like Allagonza!
Bluestar: Well your Allagonza anyways! Ferncloud is Fernfrills, No comments Fernfrills. Daisy is Dollop. Longtail is Longtangerines. And Mousefur is Mousedung! HAHA I named Mousedung after an insult!
MEANWHILE…………..
Down in the dark forest of Hellclan………………..
Tigerstar: We must leave the dark forest.
Hawkfrost: Why? I like it down here. I get to eat tangerines and papayas!
Darkstripe: Yeah! I like it here too. Even though I HATE tangerines and papayas! I like cooking and cleaning and watching 'queer eye for the straight guy' on TV.
Tigerstar: But now is my chance!
Hawkfrost: Chance for what?
Tigerstar: To LOVE Firestar! That evil Bluestar named him Firefart! But he smells so sweet; he does not smell like farts! He will be mine!
Hawkfrost: WHAT!? You like HIM!? Bluestar is the HOTTEST! She likes tangerines and papayas!
Darkstripe: GROSS! Every cat KNOWS that Blackstar is the ULTIMATE HOTTIE!
Tigerstar: Everyone else is leaving so we should leave too! Now LETS GO! HELLCLAN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!
They all said the Hellclan thingy and flew out of the dark forest.
MEANWHILE……………
Riverclan, Shadowclan, and Windclan came to join Thunderclan.
Bluestar: WHY!?
Leopardstar: because Yellowfang ate catnip and called the evil penguins.
Bluestar: What did the 'Evil penguins' do?
Leopardstar: Destroyed our camp.
Bluestar: What happened to you Shadowclan?
Blackstar: A giant pack of fruit snacks ate our pajamas.
Bluestar: Oh. What about Windclan?
Onestar: We have too many starclan cats, and they won't fit in our camp.
Bluestar: Just get in the camp!
All of a sudden, The Hellclan cats came down from the sky on their flying swing sets!
Tigerstar: YAY! We're here! OH Firebuns!
Firefart: What?
Tigerstar: I knew one day we would be reunited! I love you so much! Your fur is like cotton candy! It is sweet and luscious!
Firefart: What the Hellclan!? Get off me! We're enemies!
Tigerstar: Not any more Firebuns! I am tired of masking my feelings for you!
Bluestar: Tigerbaby! How could you!? We were in LOVE!
Oakheart: Tigerbaby? Bluie-bear! WHY!? Why did you love him behind my back!?
Bluestar: Dunno? Tigerbaby NO! Don't you love me!?
Hawkfrost: NOOOOOOOO!! Blueberry! I loved you!
Oakheart: HIM TOO!? HOW MANY BLUIEBEAR!? HOW MANY TOMS!?
Bluestar: Hawkfrost? You…..Love……………………….Me??
Hawkfrost: YES my darling!
Bluestar: I'll never be your darling! I'm Tigerbaby's….Right Tigerbaby?
Tigerstar: NEVER! Firebuns is mine FOREVER!
Tigerstar gave Firefart a big hug.
Firefart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sandwich: HEY! TIGGERstar! Firey-pie is MINE!
Tigerstar: Since when!?
Sandwich: Since I had his KITS!
Tigerstar: Firebuns! YOU WOULDN'T!
Firefart: OF COURSE I WOULD! SHE IS MY MATE!
Tigerstar: -sob sob-sob sob-
Firefart: Aww man….Tigerstar….. You know I hate to see you like this.
Tigerstar: -sob sob- it's….OVER!!
Firefart: what's over? Nothing is over.
Firefart put his arm over Tigerstar.
Tigerstar: DON'T TOUCH ME! –Sob sob- IT'S OVER…..BEETWEEN US!
Firefart: no, no, no. shhhh don't cry tiggy. Your gonna make me cry. –Sob sob-!
Firefart looked at sandwich with a look that said 'I am going to pretend to be his mate so he won't cry'….. Then sandwich nodded and let him do that.
Firefart: I'll be your mate.
Tigerstar: Firebuns? Is this true? Really!?
Firefart: Yes.
Tigerstar: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Bluestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Oakheart: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Hawkfrost: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Oakheart and Hawkfrost growl at each other and start fighting.
Blackstar: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Darkstripe: YOU LOVE HIM!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sandwich: OOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Awkward!
Spottedleaf: HI PEOPLES!
Sandwich: YOU! STAY AWAY FROM MY FIREY-PIE!
Spottedleaf: HES MINE!
Tigerstar: HES MINE…HE EVEN SAID SO!
Spottedleaf: Fire-snug? Is that true?
Firefart: Yes.
Spottedleaf: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sandstorm: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Tigerstar: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Bluestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Oakheart: BLUESTAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Hawkfrost: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLUESTAR!
Oakheart: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!
Hawkfrost: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaA!! Blueberry save me!!
Bluestar: NEVER! Tiger-baby!! –Sob sob-
Hawkfrost: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Oakheart: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Firefart: tiggy!
Tigerstar: FIREYBUNS!
Bluestar: TIGERBABY! –SOB SOB-
Oakheart: BLUIE-BEAR! –SOB SOB-
Hawkfrost: BLUEBERRY! –SOB SOB-
Blackstar: TIG-TIG! –SOB SOB-
Darkstripe: BLACKIE-BOO! –SOB SOB-
Then a giant tribe of blueberries came.
Blueberries: What PUSSIES!
Other Blueberries: I always hate emotional scenes!
This was a tiny bit strange. It wasn't that funny. I try to make it better next chapter. Next chapter may be out tomorrow, or in about 5 days! Thnx 4 readin!