Thanks for the wonderful reviews!!! So I counted up the votes and here are
the results enjoy!
Disclaimer: Under no circumstances do I own Zelda.
Colleen: And now back to Meet My Folks! With your host, me!
Colleen: When we last left our show we had some rude awakenings at the dinner table! Let's see who gets the boot.....
KH: Well this was very hard for us to decide because we want to get rid of all of you but we can only choose one.
QH: Yes, and we've decided that Postman you've got to go.
Postman: But...but....oh well now I can go back to my yogi exercises.
The Postman leaves with his bunny outfit and that silly hat.
KH: Ok, now today we are going to test your physical capabilities.
QH: That's right, all of today you will go through extensive training and exercising while Zelda and I sit on the couch, while sipping lemonade and eating chocolates. Have fun!
Colleen: Now we go to the field and watch as the King of Hyrule puts the men through hell.
KH: Now I want all of you to do 100 jumping jacks now!
GB: But that cuts into Rugrats time!
KH: NOW!
GB: Yes, sir!
Grog: Where are my chicks?!?!?! Hhhheeeerrrreee chicky chickys!
KH: GET MOVING!
Grog: (squeals like a dog)
Shiro: I am not physically fit to do this.
KH: Oh, brother.....do it or I will throw you out!
The Toliet Guy: .............????????????
Toto: (after about 3 jumping jacks) I....can't.....breathe....lungs......on......fire..... (faints)
Link: Oh yeah I could do this all day!
Kafei: Oh yeah me too!
Curiosity Shop Guy: rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiipppppppppppp I just ripped my pants!! (Cries like a little baby) I want my mommy!
Gorman: Only......70.......more......to.......go.......(drops)
Kamaro: (Finishes jumping jacks and starts to dance) YYYYYEEESSSS this is fun!
Guru-Guru: (who is also finished is playing the music for Kamaro) yeah!
KH: STOP!
Everyone that was still jumping drops to the ground panting.
KH: Now everyone, 100 sit-ups!
Everyone: Nnnnnooooooooo!
16 hours later.........
KH: Well, Link, Kafei, and Toilet Guy it looks like you guys are the only ones left. Congratulations!
Link and Kafei start doing muscle flexes and break dance.
KH: Well then let's go back to the castle.
Link and Kafei kick everyone and they all mumble and slowly get up.
Colleen: Well that was intense training, let's see what kind of scores they got.
Kafei: 3000 pts.
Link: 3002 pts. (he did 5 more sit-ups than Kafei)
Curiosity Shop Guy: 260 pts.
Toto: 10 pts.
Gorman: 30 pts.
Toliet Guy: 0 pts.
Kamaro: 1000 pts.
Grog: 800 pts.
Gorman Brother #1: 500 pts.
Gorman Brother #2: 200 pts. (collapsed after only 60 jumping jacks)
Shiro: 20 pts.
Guru-Guru: 1525 pts.
Colleen: Well, now back to the castle.
QH: OH! How'd it go?
Shiro: OOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
QH: That bad uh?
Grog: I can't walk. I can't walk. I can't------owww!
Zelda: Oh! Are you all right, Link?
Link: I'm fine. That was nothing, I could have gone on longer.
Guru-Guru: SHUT UP! You just beat us because you've done this kind of stuff before.
Kafei: Yeah Link, you're number 1! (inside joke, don't ask)
KH: Now is the time I am sure all of you are waiting for.
QH: It's time to vote another one off!
KH: We will call you down shortly.
Colleen: Who will it be? Who will get voted off? Is it Shiro, Guru-Guru, Curiosity Shop Guy.... (parody of South Park, I know but I don't own South Park either ~sticks tongue out~ You can't sue!!!!)
Colleen: So join us next week who gets the boot!!
REVIEW, please??
Disclaimer: Under no circumstances do I own Zelda.
Colleen: And now back to Meet My Folks! With your host, me!
Colleen: When we last left our show we had some rude awakenings at the dinner table! Let's see who gets the boot.....
KH: Well this was very hard for us to decide because we want to get rid of all of you but we can only choose one.
QH: Yes, and we've decided that Postman you've got to go.
Postman: But...but....oh well now I can go back to my yogi exercises.
The Postman leaves with his bunny outfit and that silly hat.
KH: Ok, now today we are going to test your physical capabilities.
QH: That's right, all of today you will go through extensive training and exercising while Zelda and I sit on the couch, while sipping lemonade and eating chocolates. Have fun!
Colleen: Now we go to the field and watch as the King of Hyrule puts the men through hell.
KH: Now I want all of you to do 100 jumping jacks now!
GB: But that cuts into Rugrats time!
KH: NOW!
GB: Yes, sir!
Grog: Where are my chicks?!?!?! Hhhheeeerrrreee chicky chickys!
KH: GET MOVING!
Grog: (squeals like a dog)
Shiro: I am not physically fit to do this.
KH: Oh, brother.....do it or I will throw you out!
The Toliet Guy: .............????????????
Toto: (after about 3 jumping jacks) I....can't.....breathe....lungs......on......fire..... (faints)
Link: Oh yeah I could do this all day!
Kafei: Oh yeah me too!
Curiosity Shop Guy: rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiipppppppppppp I just ripped my pants!! (Cries like a little baby) I want my mommy!
Gorman: Only......70.......more......to.......go.......(drops)
Kamaro: (Finishes jumping jacks and starts to dance) YYYYYEEESSSS this is fun!
Guru-Guru: (who is also finished is playing the music for Kamaro) yeah!
KH: STOP!
Everyone that was still jumping drops to the ground panting.
KH: Now everyone, 100 sit-ups!
Everyone: Nnnnnooooooooo!
16 hours later.........
KH: Well, Link, Kafei, and Toilet Guy it looks like you guys are the only ones left. Congratulations!
Link and Kafei start doing muscle flexes and break dance.
KH: Well then let's go back to the castle.
Link and Kafei kick everyone and they all mumble and slowly get up.
Colleen: Well that was intense training, let's see what kind of scores they got.
Kafei: 3000 pts.
Link: 3002 pts. (he did 5 more sit-ups than Kafei)
Curiosity Shop Guy: 260 pts.
Toto: 10 pts.
Gorman: 30 pts.
Toliet Guy: 0 pts.
Kamaro: 1000 pts.
Grog: 800 pts.
Gorman Brother #1: 500 pts.
Gorman Brother #2: 200 pts. (collapsed after only 60 jumping jacks)
Shiro: 20 pts.
Guru-Guru: 1525 pts.
Colleen: Well, now back to the castle.
QH: OH! How'd it go?
Shiro: OOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!
QH: That bad uh?
Grog: I can't walk. I can't walk. I can't------owww!
Zelda: Oh! Are you all right, Link?
Link: I'm fine. That was nothing, I could have gone on longer.
Guru-Guru: SHUT UP! You just beat us because you've done this kind of stuff before.
Kafei: Yeah Link, you're number 1! (inside joke, don't ask)
KH: Now is the time I am sure all of you are waiting for.
QH: It's time to vote another one off!
KH: We will call you down shortly.
Colleen: Who will it be? Who will get voted off? Is it Shiro, Guru-Guru, Curiosity Shop Guy.... (parody of South Park, I know but I don't own South Park either ~sticks tongue out~ You can't sue!!!!)
Colleen: So join us next week who gets the boot!!
REVIEW, please??