An: Okay and back by popular demand. Sorry for the late update I had midterms and PSSA's so everything is a little behind. Anyway this time it is a random striper- I mean Roy Mustang…lol…yes so anyway let's begin!

IF YOU
YOU MIGHT BE

CHAPTER TWO;

Roy Mustang

25) If you have dated more than four girls in the last 24 hours, you might be Roy Mustang.

24) If you have ever been confused as a horse, you might be Roy Mustang.

23) If people tried to drive you because they thought that you were a Mustang, you might be Roy Mustang.

22) If you date a plethora of girls trying to cover your gayness, you might be Roy Mustang.

21) If you steal people's dates, you might be Roy Mustang.

20) If you go to bomb fires to dispose of your paper work, you might be Roy Mustang.

19) If you are referred to as Cornel Bastard, you might be Roy Mustang.

18) If you come up with dumb reasons as to why you did something, you might be Roy Mustang.

17) If the love of your life works with you but you are to dumb to notice it, you might be Roy Mustang.

16) If it takes a near death experience to make you realize that you love that said love one, you might be Roy Mustang.

15) If your love in a snow covered cabin because you are depressed, you might be Roy Mustang.

14) If you have and ashtray on your desk but don't smoke, you might be Roy Mustang.

13) If you have crazy dreams about starting a miniskirt army, you might be Roy Mustang.

12) If someone ever said, "You look dead sexy in a mini-skirt." You might be Roy Mustang.

11) If you have been "shown-up" by someone younger than you, you might be Roy Mustang.

10) If your have ever given someone a second-degree burns, you might be Roy Mustang.

9) If you ever killed a little kid, you might be Roy Mustang.

8) If you ever literally KILLED you boss, you might be Roy Mustang.

7) If whenever you snap your fingers things get set on fire, you might be Roy Mustang.

6) If you like to control things, you might be Roy Mustang.

5) If your fingers are your most deadly weapons in more ways than one, you might be Roy Mustang.

4) If it takes you 5 hrs. to do one section of paper work, your might be Roy Mustang.

3) If you enjoy ticking people of, you might be Roy Mustang.

2) If you quit your rank General and became an enlisted but still bossed Cornels around, you might be Roy Mustang.

1) If you read this because there was something you were supossed to do that you didn't want to do,

1) You are a procrastinator.

2) You might be Roy Mustang.

End AN: Yess! And sorry this is late I was again being a Roy lol! Anyway thank you Nekochan5345 for giving me the ideas for number 25 and 20. Also next time is Maes Hughes so if you have any ideas PM them to me and I will acknowledge you and us it if I like it thanks for reading and ttyl!!!