The Biggest Flaw of All
Vegeta was watching TV at Zarbon's house he was furious and he was watching Kate Plus Eight, "Dear lord, that woman almost reminds me of my wife, except she is a bigger bitch." Vegeta then switched the channel.
It turned to I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, "I was sitting on the toilet when all the sudden something popped out of me. At first I thought it was diarrhea, but then I looked into the toilet and it was what appeared to be a dead fetus!" The woman on the TV said.
"Ew get a life loser!" Vegeta said turning the channel, it was on the news station, "Ah I'll watch the news." He said.
"So Sam when is your wife due?" one of the newscasters asked the other one.
"Next!" Vegeta turned the channel and came across a lion mating with a lioness.
"This is how lions fuck when they want to have babies!" the narrator said.
"Ew…" Vegeta continued to change the channel.
"Next time on the Bachelorette!" the announcer said.
"Yes I love reality TV!" Vegeta yelled.
"Guys I'm pregnant!" The girl on TV said.
"What?" Vegeta said gasping.
"Who is the father? Is this the end of the bachelorette?" the TV announcer said.
Vegeta decided to turn the TV off, "There is nothing on TV right now!" he grunted.
He was trying to get his mind off Issy and Trunks. Issy and Trunks went to Afghanistan and came back claiming that Issy was pregnant when in real life they lied about it. To make matters worse, Issy was the younger daughter of Zarbon, that man that he killed years ago, so imagine how he felt when Morgan the sorceress brought Zarbon back to life. Vegeta could not be more cheesed off, that is all that can be said.
Vegeta, Bulma, Bra and Trunks came to Zarbon's planet Earth to help fight the terrorists, but so far, he did not like the idea. It was bad enough that Zarbon was alive and well, and that he somehow mated with a gorgeous woman who used to date a dead dictator named Stalin. She was such a scandalous woman to him.
Now he had some more issues to deal with, actually the only reason why the two lovers lied was because Trunks and Issy wanted to get married after they supposedly soul imprinted on one another. Issy also said that her mom's ex Stalin's ghost told her that back when he was alive that whenever a woman got pregnant then she would have to marry that guy, or the guy would have to pay the family money.
They could have thought of another way to be together, they did not have to lie about a baby, they could have run away. Issy and Trunks came into the room, "I'm so excited about the baby Issy, what are we going to name him?" Trunks asked.
"It's a girl I just know it!" Issy said pretending to act pregnant, "Uh oh I need to go throw up!" she then ran to the bathroom.
"Let me hold your hair honey!" Trunks ran in after her, she fake barfed and Vegeta was annoyed.
"That does it! Zarbon where the hell are you?" He asked.
"I'm right here what's the problem now?" Zarbon asked reading a magazine on military strategy, Zarbon was now a general for the US army, appointed by President Obama as the first alien general of the USA and planet earth.
"Tell your daughter to stop throwing up! I don't want my son near her!" Vegeta yelled. He hated Zarbon and his family; it was too bad that Zarbon liked Vegeta's family with the exception of Vegeta himself.
"What can I do about it, that's just how nature goes, it makes women throw up, carry children for nine months, make them got through hell when in labor, and make them bleed every twenty-eight days. " Zarbon said.
"I need you to tell Issy to get an abortion, this is unacceptable! I will not grandfather a child from your species!" Vegeta said.
Zarbon got pissed, threw the magazine down and stood up, "What is wrong with my species, are you saying that your species are better than mine?" Zarbon asked getting pissed.
"Yes they are, because we are the highest breed and we can get stronger after every battle, match that zippy!" Vegeta said.
"Why you dirty worm!" Zarbon said.
"Boys don't make me conjure Stalin's ghost up!" Morgan said getting between them.
"Oh Stalin's ghost I'm so scared!" Vegeta said mockingly.
"I don't want him in the house Morgan!" Zarbon said.
"Vegeta let me go talk to Issy how's about that?" Morgan asked.
"Fine whatever the bitch says goes." Vegeta said.
Morgan frowned, walked to the bathroom and knocked on the door, "Hey Issy I need to talk to you and Trunks is it ok if I wait until you're done throwing up?" Morgan asked.
"No I'm ready!" Issy said coming out of the bathroom with Trunks.
"Come on guys, let's sit on the couch and talk ok?" Morgan said, Issy and Trunks followed her to the couch and they sat down. "Now have you considered any alternatives?" Morgan asked.
"What do you mean?" Issy asked raising an eyebrow.
"Like adoption or abortion?" Morgan asked.
Issy frowned, "No way mom! I'm going to marry Trunks and this baby will be mine, and we're going to raise it together!" Issy said grabbing Trunk's hand and squeezing it.
"Damn it Trunks why didn't you take your birth control, like we've talked about?" Vegeta asked.
"Dad I only take birth control to control my acne, I'm not sexually active usually." Trunks said.
"You guys have male birth control?" Morgan asked.
"Yes don't you have it on this planet?" Vegeta asked. Morgan smiled uncomfortably, "Damn this planet sucks!" Vegeta yelled.
"Besides Joey said that abortion is illegal," Issy said crossing her arms.
"Who is Joey your other boyfriend?" Vegeta asked getting angry.
"No its Stalin, mom's ex boyfriend!" Issy said.
Morgan frowned, "Stalin is dead, this isn't the Soviet Union where abortion is illegal, and in America you have the right to snatch that creature which you mistakenly conceived and…"
Trunks interrupted Morgan, "No offence Miss Macskavsky, but that sounds really tasteless."
"No she's right; we need to get you to the nearest abortion clinic!" Vegeta said taking Issy by the hand.
"No she's not going to get an abortion, she's going to face responsibility and raise the child with or without Trunks!" Zarbon took Issy's other arm.
"She can't even take care of her other kids with her ex husband!" Vegeta said pulling Issy towards him.
"She's going to learn how to be a mother!" Zarbon said pulling Issy the other way.
"She is irresponsible, I'm not going to let Trunks pay child support for a woman that he barely knows and knocked up by accident!" Vegeta said pulling Issy towards him.
"Fine I'll take her to the abortion clinic, come on Trunks you're coming with us!" Morgan said taking Trunks by the hand and breaking Vegeta and Zarbon away from Issy.
At the abortion clinic, Trunks and Issy looked nervous and while Morgan was checking Issy in, Trunks leaned over and whispered to her, "This has gone far enough; we need to come clean to your mom."
"She'll be pissed at us for lying to her." Issy whispered back.
"You're going to get hurt or get your vagina mutilated I've seen it on TV." Trunks said.
"What kind of shows do you watch anyways?" Issy asked.
"What's that got to do with you lying to your mother?" Trunks asked.
"Wrong, we lied to mom and everyone else." Issy said.
Morgan came back over, "Ok I got you check in Issy." Morgan said picking up a magazine and starting to read it.
"Mom I have to tell you something," Issy said.
"What is it Issy?" Morgan asked.
Issy started sweating and she looked over at Trunks who was giving her a dirty look, "We're having twins!" Issy yelled.
"How the heck would you know that, you two just made love about three days ago didn't you?" Morgan asked.
"It was a joke!" Issy said laughing while Trunks frowned and crossed his arms.
Meanwhile at home Zarbon was crying a lot, he was as a huge crybaby, probably because he was sensitive, this did not go over well with Vegeta of course, "Stop being such a silly Zarbon suck it up!" Vegeta said.
"That was a living being Vegeta, how could you and Morgan be so cruel?" Zarbon asked sobbing.
"God be a man about it!" Vegeta said lying down on the couch and putting pillows on his ears.
Bulma came into the room, "Guess what, I took your advice and deiced to make the baby some cloths, I'm so excited that I'm going to be a grandmother!" Bulma said excited.
"There is no baby anymore!" Zarbon said.
"What are you talking about, why are you crying?" Bulma asked.
"Vegeta killed it!" Zarbon said.
"No, Vegeta did you kick Isabella in the stomach like you did to me when Trunks was inside me?" Bulma asked.
"I wish I had come to think of it!" Vegeta said.
"You monster!" Bulma then threw the baby jacket down, started crying and ran into the room shutting the door.
"You kicked Bulma in the stomach when she was pregnant?" Zarbon asked.
"I thought she would have forgotten it by now, I only did it once, then she sent me to an anger manager." Vegeta said crossing his arms.
Meanwhile Issy was in the chair waiting for the doctor to come in, "I'm nervous mom." Issy said.
"Why, you've had two children by another man." Morgan said.
"Yes but this time it's…" The doctor came in, "Well, well if it isn't my favorite patient Isabella Serena Mustashi." The doctor said raising his eyebrows at Issy.
"Hello Dr. Winsov," Issy said.
"You know the drill," He said.
"Yes sir my vagina is ready for you to look at," Issy said spreading her legs apart.
"Let's take a look shall we?" The doctor said sticking his fingers up her vagina and then she giggled, "That's strange," The doctor said.
"What?" Morgan asked.
"I don't feel any difference, not like the last time." Dr. Winsov said.
"It's only been two days since I had sex last," Issy said.
"Right when was your last period?" Dr. Winsov asked.
Issy's eyes grew wide, "Uh I don't remember," Issy said.
"Issy you have to keep track of your period so that you know if you missed it or not." Dr. Winsov said looking at a clipboard with a piece of paper on it.
"But Dr. I've been throwing up since yesterday!" Issy said.
"Let me take a blood test," Dr. Winsov said.
"No I won't allow you too!" All the sudden something weird happened, Issy got onto the ground in pain and then she started changing shape.
"What the hell is going on?" Dr. Winsov asked.
Morgan tried to make up an excuse, "Maybe its indigestion." She said laughing nervously.
All the sudden, Issy transformed into a hideous creature, the funny part, this was the first time this has happened. "Get the hell away from me!" She said in her now scratchy voice, she then took the chair, ripped it out of the ground and threw it to the other side of the room.
"Issy I didn't know you could transform!"Morgan said.
"Catch me if you can!" Issy ran broke down the door, ran out of the office and out of the building.
Morgan was shocked and a little afraid of her daughter now, then she looked at the doctor who was more shocked than she was, "Well you knew my daughter was a hybrid." Morgan said.
The doctor was a little stung and said very slowly, "Morgan I don't think your daughter is pregnant." He said, and then he fainted.
Morgan ran out of the office, "Trunks Issy is gone!" Morgan asked.
"You mean she died?" Trunks asked almost about to sob.
"No she transformed and ran away! Please help me find my baby before someone else does!" Morgan said.
"You're right Morgan, I'll find Issy!" Trunks said putting a hand on Morgan's shoulder.
"Just don't anger her, she's easily agitated in her other form just like her father is, and please don't judge her either." Morgan said.
"Yah, yah I'm going to go and find her now!" Trunks used his primal instincts to sense her power-level and ran out of the office.
Trunks walked out in the street and shouted Issy's name, "Issy where are you?" He then sensed her presence down an ally and she hid in the shadows. "Issy there you are I've been looking all over for you!"
"Go away Trunks! You don't want to see me right now!" She said.
"So what if you're ugly, it's no big deal!" Trunks said.
"Oh so you think I'm ugly, is that it?" she asked.
"No I didn't mean it that way, come on let's go home now!" Trunks said.
"I'm not coming, I don't want your father to see me this way and judge me!" Issy said.
"Just ignore him, I always do!" Trunks said.
"No, I'm not coming!" Issy said.
Trunks then started to frown and then grabbed her by the arm, "Yes you're coming home right now!" He said grabbing her arm and pulling her out of the shadows, looked at her, and did not like what he saw, but he got over it immediately and dragged her home.
Zarbon and Bulma were both crying loudly to the point where Vegeta got pissed off, "Will you two shut up!" He yelled.
"No I won't! You're even more of a murderer than I previously thought!" Zarbon said hiding his eyes behind his hands.
ZJ and Bra came into the room, "Hey dad guess what! I want to be a Jew!" Bra yelled excited.
Vegeta's eyes grew wide, "Absolutely not! I won't let my daughter be a Jew, whatever the heck a Jew is supposed to be!" Vegeta said.
"Simple Jews are the sons and daughters of Abraham and we're the first monotheistic religion ever and…" Vegeta interrupted ZJ.
"I don't give a flying fuck!"
"Anyways Dad, Bra helped me make a Yamika for the little guy, you know if it's a boy!" ZJ said showing Zarbon a small sized Yamika fit for an infant.
"How tacky," Vegeta said under his breath.
"I also went to all the trouble to call Doctor Slizenburg so that he could circumcise the baby when it comes, that is if it's a boy." ZJ said smiling.
"You're wasting your time, there is no more baby! Issy had an abortion!" Zarbon said sobbing.
"Are you kidding me?" ZJ asked with his eyes wide.
"I'm afraid he's not joking you religious nut," Vegeta said.
"You mean I'm not going to have another niece or nephew?" ZJ said.
"I'm afraid not, it's dead!" Zarbon cried.
"Hold on a second," ZJ got his cell out and called home.
"Hello?" Joseph asked on the other line, no not Stalin, it was ZJ's second cousin named after Stalin, whom he adopted as his own after his mother abandoned him in the hospital.
"Hello Joseph I have some bad news, you won't be getting another cousin after all." ZJ said.
"What do you mean?" Joseph asked.
"Issy lost the baby, it died inside of her, there I said it goodbye." He then hung up the phone.
"Why did you just tell your son that Issy had a miscarriage?" Bra asked.
"How would you have told him?" ZJ asked getting watery eyed and running into the bathroom sobbing.
"I hate you daddy!" Bra ran out of the house crying too.
"I'm surrounded by morons that cry too much!" Vegeta said getting pissed off.
All the sudden Morgan walked into the house alone, "Morgan how did the abortion go?" Zarbon asked.
"I must talk to you immediately!" Morgan said grabbing Zarbon by the arm.
"Well is it dead?" Zarbon asked sobbing again.
"There was no baby," Morgan said.
"What do you mean?" Zarbon asked.
"In other words, I think Issy lied about being pregnant." Morgan said.
"How could she, you mean to tell me that we've all been crying for no reason at all?" Zarbon asked laughing nervously.
"Pretty much yes." Morgan said.
Zarbon started laughing hard and then got pissed off, "Why that bitch, how could she do that to us, how could she do that to Bulma? Bulma wanted to be a grandmother!" Zarbon said.
"There is something else, Issy transformed too." Morgan said.
"How is that possible, I've never taught her how to transform!" Zarbon said.
"Well I don't know how it happened either, but it happened." Morgan said.
All the sudden they heard the door open up, it was Trunks and Issy, Issy was still in her ugly form, "We're back!" Trunks said.
Vegeta looked at Issy, "What the hell is that thing?" He asked freaking out.
"Its Issy dad, leave her alone please, she's a little stung." Trunks said.
"Get away from my son bitch!" Vegeta said running up to Issy and then Issy grabbed Vegeta by the hair and threw him into the wall.
"Don't fuck with me right now; I'm not in the mood!" She yelled.
"Women," Vegeta thought.
"Issy how did this happen?" Zarbon asked.
"I don't know one minute I was about to get a blood test, the next minute I transformed." Issy said.
"Wait what do you mean get a blood test?" Zarbon asked.
"Just tell him the truth," Trunks said.
"No I need to know what the matter with me is!" Issy said.
"Hold on I'll call my dad up." Zarbon took out his cell and called Morphiess, his womanizing king of a father that was visiting the family on vacation and staying in a hotel. "Dad could you come over immediately?" Zarbon asked.
About an hour later, Morphiess was over at the house inspecting Issy, "So tell me Issy you've ever transformed before?" Morphiess asked.
"No never!" She said.
"You've never taught your daughter how to transform?" Morphiess asked.
"No, I've taught ZJ how to transform but I only did that in case our planet got invaded by a stronger enemy, I would never expect a woman to do that." Zarbon said.
"Hum…I have another question, what was going on at the time this occurred?" Morphiess asked.
"Well Issy was about to get a blood test because the doctor wasn't sure if she was pregnant or not." Morgan said.
"What why would she need a blood test?" Morphiess asked.
"You know to find out if she's pregnant so that the baby could be aborted." Morgan said.
"Do you think she was trying to protect the baby?" Morphiess asked.
"There was no baby ever! Trunks and I lied about being pregnant so we could get married we're in love mom and dad and you're not going to stop us!" Issy said.
"You lied about being pregnant? You moron, that has got to be the worst thing that has ever happened!" Zarbon said.
"You would lie about it too if you would have fallen in love with mom!" Issy said.
"But I am in love with your mother; I don't need a ring to prove it!" Zarbon said.
"Hum I think I know what the problem is then." Morphiess said.
"What Morphiess?" Trunks asked.
"Issy is in love!" Morphiess said.
"Earth to Morphiess she already said that!" Morgan said.
"Yes and she lied about having a baby to protect her potential mate, you see primal changelings transform for two different reasons, one to defend themselves, two to impress a potential mate to show that they can be protective and strong mothers and fathers." Morphiess said.
"You mean to tell us that even though Issy never learned to transform that she somehow instinctively transformed to protect her mate and her from persecution?" Morgan asked.
"That's right; I hope you made the right choice Issy!" Morphiess said.
"That's romantic and all, but how do I transform back?" Issy asked.
"Easy all you do is loosen up!" Morphiess said.
"But what if I get stuck this way forever?" Issy asked.
"You won't just relax," Morphiess said.
Issy then relaxed enough to change shape, "That was confusing big time." Issy said.
"Issy still looks like she did before, I thought if you transform then you would lose your good looks." Zarbon said.
"What moron told you that?" Morphiess asked.
"Dodoria told me when I was little." Zarbon said.
"Zarbon you are so gullible!" Morphiess said.
"Zarbon can I still marry your daughter even though she transforms and we've only known each other since this summer?" Trunks asked.
"Sure if you want to, but you're going to have to ask your father, the last thing I want is Vegeta to get pissed off because you're marrying another hybrid." Zarbon said.
Later on Vegeta was still pissed off, "Absolutely not! She is a freak of nature! Why can't you stick with your own species?" Vegeta asked.
"I am a hybrid too dad!" Trunks said.
"Oh that's right!" Vegeta said.
"Mr. Vegeta, I think you have a right to know, but I'm not pregnant." Issy said.
"What? You mean to tell me that it was just a stupid lie to get you two married?" Vegeta asked.
"Yes that's pretty much it dad!" Trunk said.
"You mean there was no baby to begin with?" Vegeta asked.
"That's right Mr. Vegeta, we don't want kids yet." Issy said.
"Let me think about it, Bulma come on we need to have a talk spouse to spouse!" Vegeta said pulling her aside.
"What' the problem Vegeta?" Bulma asked.
"You can't let our son marry this girl! She has two children by a previous relationship! I will not allow my pure-hearted son to take responsibility for her two kids by another man!" Vegeta said.
"Look sweetheart there is nothing I can do about it. If they love on another then we have no right to separate them." Bulma said.
"How dare you disagree with me!" Vegeta said.
"What are you talking about? I'm usually the only one that is allowed to disagree with you!" Bulma said.
"Not this time, you're going into the other room and telling Trunks not to marry that blue defect!" Vegeta said.
"You are such a bigot!" Bulma said turning her head and walking back into the room.
Vegeta was so mad that he went to a hotel to get away from his family and Zarbon's.
End of Story