I still haven't come out of the dorm even though Rosa and Marlene are hammering on the door and I can hear Alice wetting herself from laughing…See! That is my best friend! That's what I have to put up with! No sympathy whatsoever! How did I survive those long long years…?
It beats me…
'Come out or I will tell Potter about THE DREAM!'
Oh Shit.
NOT THE DREAM!!
I have this problem with sleep-talking you see and I happen to share a dorm with 3 gossips…and one of them is an insomniac (Alice- she gets really hyper at night…It's actually scary!)
I had this dream about a month ago and it was kind of about Potter… We got married and um…made a baby (Alice said it sounded really graphic…CRINGE) and there was all this cute couple fluff…
And after the ink fiasco I don't think I'd ever be able to even think about Potter if Alice told him!
Oh Merlin's Bottom!
Hahaha I can't believe I just said that!
I crack myself up…
Oh God Lily Potter you're going INSANE!
I JUST SAID LILY POTTER AGAIN!!
I'm such a loser…
See! This is what happens when I am depressed and alone in a room eating a large amount of comfort food! I start to say things and think things that are just irrelevant and ridiculous and then start drabbling on and on and on trying to make an excuse for my random crazy behaviour…
I am gonna need some serious therapy after this is over…if it ever is…