Haruhi's Motive

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3 people reviewed, but only 2 voted. But I only asked for 3 reviews so here's the next chappie!

Thank you to Literate who so kindly pointed out that Haruhi doesn't have a passport! (Let us assume that the Shadow King Low Pressure Demon Lord has gotten her one under whatever pretenses... because they are going to Switzerland, he will make sure of it...)

Ominous Person's (Narrator's) POV

Haruhi sighed. Of course, being the rich bastards that the hosts were, they had decided to leave for Switzerland as soon as possible. And as soon as possible meant the day after tomorrow. "Ano... what about school, Senpai?"

"I have taken care of it..." Kyoya stated simply, not looking up from his laptop. Haruhi shuddered inwardly. She didn't want to know what it would take for them to skip school to go skiing in Switzerland.

"And what about Ranka-san?"

"He has been informed of your trip, and has agreed."

Haruhi's POV

My GOD! THIS GUY HAS GOT THE WORLD AT HIS FINGERTIPS! I refuse to cross him... EVER. EEK!! SCARY! SCARY!

Oh. I have to pack or I will be forced to wear the clothes the TWINS chose for me. And they will probably be strapless tops and skirts that barely cover my thighs. And playboy bunny dresses, and "sexy" lingerie and under-things that barely cover anything, and teeny swimsuits! Oh God, I'd better get home and pack. Now. Ah, shit. Too late.

Ominous Person's (Narrator's) POV

The twins had (yet again) wrapped their arms around Haruhi's waist, ensnaring her so she couldn't escape. "Haruhiiiiiii..." the twins whined in unison. Haruhi winced inwardly. She knew what was coming next.

"You need a completely new wardrobe for Switzerland. We call it the Haruhi Switzerland Line. What do you think?"

"I think I already have plenty of clothes, and I don't need any more that I won't ever wear. It's a waste of fabric. Send them to the half naked children in Africa and South America."

"But Haruhiiiiii," Hikaru whined even louder.

"You're clothes are so ugly and out of date. And we need our toy to look beautiful and glamourous and new and stylish and in!" Kaoru chimed in.

"But I don't want to look beautiful and glamorous and new and stylish and in. I already have clothes. And they're practical."

"Even though sweats are practical, they are hideous and they make you look so old and saggy!" Hikaru complained.

"Too bad" Kaoru sang. "You are going to have a fitting, and we ARE designing you a new wardrobe. There's nothing else you can do to stop us."

"Fine," Haruhi sighed and gave up. "It's useless to resist you, because you'll do it anyways." Besides, I'm going home to pack MY clothes and you can't do anything about it, Haruhi thought darkly, slightly scowling as they tugged her into the changing room, and began tossing fabrics of different colors and textures all over her. Haruhi sighed. It was going to be a long afternoon.

"Dad! Where are my clothes?" Haruhi yelled when she opened her closet. To her surprise, her closet was empty. Shit. So much for packing.

From his room, Ranka-san hollered back,"The darling twins called me from school today! They told me to burn all of your clothes, so they could make you new ones! They said they were designing you a whole new line for Switzerland. So, you might have to wear some of the cute clothes that I saved for you."

Haruhi sweat-dropped. Then, anger veins began popping up all over her head. Shit. I am going to MURDER Hikaru and Kaoru. Haruhi began fuming again. Her father could be so DENSE at times. Oh well, at least she had some clothes left. No doubt they were those frilly dresses, cute shirts and short skirts in pastel spring colors that Ranka-san bought her in a vain attempt to make her look more feminine. Fine. Haruhi would just wear these for now, and get new clothes later. Besides, maybe for once, the twins would design something nice, without making it short or strapless. Haruhi prayed, "Mother in Heaven, please make sure the twins make me something decent that doesn't make me look like a pole dancer."

So?? What did you think?? I know, it was mostly just fluff, kind of a filler chappie. The next one is going to have them get on the plane to Switzerland and all that good stuff. It will be fantastico!! Stay tuned! xoxo