When ever he does something shout, "WEASEL ACTION!"
Take all of his cloaks and replace them with Wonder Pets capes.
Whenever he tries to talk interrupt him with, "this is serwious."
Tell Kisame loudly that he needs to take better care of his pet weasel.
Put a leash on Kisame and tell him it's his seeing eye shark.
Put nude pictures of Orochimaru all over his room.
When he demands to know who did this tell him Sasuke did.
Tackle him and start to pour make-up remover on him, when he asks what you are doing, tell him he needs to take off his mascara.
Burst out into tears every time he walks into the room.
When he finally asks why you do cry, "Because both you and Deidara are prettier girls then I am!"
Ask him if being silent it part of his mid-life crisis.
Tell all of Akatsuki that he only left his brother alive because he wanted someone to rape in the future.
Show everyone a very good picture of him and his brother kissing.
Give him a button that says, "Speak slowly, I'm a worse then a blond."
Seal his headband.
Draw a target on his forehead.
Give him back his cloaks, but have your face sewn on the back.
Whenever he walks into the room play "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story.
Tell him bluntly that every one makes him gay because he's to pretty to be straight.
When he gets all silent and angsty give him an endless supply of razor blades.