Me: Thank you all who review and gave me awesome Ideas! The first thing I will do is to put my favorite dares up. Why didn't anybody give me any truths? Sigh, but oh well. On with the show!

I don't own Bleach as you all know.

Underline=Truth or dares

Bold=Names of Reviewers

From: ultima-owner

Kenny: jump into to a giant pool filled with electrics eels. Let them shock you for 1 min then fight back.

Me: Well Kenpachi... you heard the dude.

Kenpachi: Fine, but you and I are fighting after this.

Me: Whatever, he wont fight me today, my cousin's pool is out in the back. Sam Leonhart has come onto the show and he got the pool ready.

Sam Leonhart: Nice! This is gonna be fun.

From: Sam Leonhart

Jade: Kill Ichigo.

Ichigo: Go one day without being modest. (AKA, Be a Perv!)

Hitsuguya: Prepare to face your worst fear... BABIES! *Billions of baby's fall

on his head.*

Hichigo: Attack Zangetsu with any weapon! But not your sword or Ichigo's.

Dominique: Fight me!

My Murderous Fan Base of Millions: ATTACK!

May I join, please?

Me: I am Jade and Dominique. Both are my nicknames but my true name is unknown to all but myself. Muwahahahahahah. So unfortunately I will not kill the real Ichigo but I have a fake Ichigo gigai here given to me by Udahara (Grabs zanpakuto and cuts the gigai to shreds, giggling all the while). Now on to the fight (Grins crazy smile like Hichigo). Dude, you might want to run, cause I'm not holding back (Goes Bankai, and half hollow form).

Sam Leonhart: Crap!

Five minutes later, Kenpachi comes out twitching from the electric shocks, leaving a trail of dead, bloody eels in his wake. Twenty minutes later Sam and I come back, both bloodied and grinning.

Me: Man dude, you're tougher than I expected. Maybe you could train with me sometimes. Next, Hichigo, I give you an aluminum baseball bat. Now attack Zangetsu!

Hichigo: A baseball bat...really? You couldn't give me anything better?

Me: Nope.

Zangetsu: Let's get on with it shall we?

They go off and fight for several minutes. Hichigo comes back cut up and the bat is a mangled piece of unusable crap.

Me: Toshiro, you gotta go and work at a day care for the rest of the chapter.(Sorry, best I could come up with)

Toshiro: No.

Me: Fine I'll go with Sam's idea. (Pulls a long rope, sending billions of baby gigias, made by Udahara, that actually have crap and piss in the diapers too, on top of Toshiro)

Me: He brought it on himself. Sigh.

Toshiro:(Frantic muffled cries)

Me: I really didn't know how to get all of your murderous fans on here so sorry that's a skipped one.

Sam Leonhart: Fine, on with the next one...hahahahahaha!

Me: Ichigo...damn, you gotta act perverted all day long, giggle! Or at least in this chapter, snort, hahahahahahah!

Ichigo: NO WAY!

Me: You got to...cause I approve of it (Grins evilly).

Ichigo: Damn! Well, here it goes (...)ummmm?

Me: This is why I'm going on to our next set of dares.

From: EllaBella1102

Cool, but REALLY short.

For Ichigo, possibly discreetly,

Slip him some strong Sake and get him on a plane to CHINA!

Me: Unfortunately I can't slip him any sake, but I can force him to drink some. Sam, grab him and hold him down! I got some super strong sake from Kyoraku.

Ichigo: Dammit! (Tries to run away)

Sam pins him down and I get him in a death lock. I grab his head and I pour the sake into his mouth.

Me: Success!

The sake takes effect quickly. Ichigo is trying to grab on to me and any other female in the area. He slurs his words and he is constantly falling over. Toshiro finally gets out of the pile of stank fake babies.

Me: Sorry not enough time for him to go to China and be ready for next dare. I do like the fact that he's drunk now though.

From:pinkrose1122

Hichigo & Zangetsu: switch roles AKA Hichigo act like Zangetsu and vice versa the

entire chapter

Ichigo: hug a chicken

hyorimaryu: shout " I'm a pedo, and i love tobiuome (momo's zanpakuto)

Byakuya: hug a cherry tree and shout "SENBONZAKURA I LOVE YOU"

Orihime: kiss ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: SMILE AT AIZEN DAMN IT

Grimmjow: prepare a service for Lupi;.;

Renji: Kiss zabimaru's true/human like form

Aizen: kiss a Crapping elephants butt(make sure it's shit is nice and warm ;

Me: Ulquiorra I think this says that you have to smile at Aizen. Ichigo, hug this chicken.

Ulquiorra: (Gets Aizen and he smiles at him. His smile is terrifying. Not scary, but just wrong.)

Ichigo: Alllllrighttttt (hugs the chicken...too hard...he broke its neck).

Me: Zangetsu and Hichigo, you both have to act like each other for the rest of the chapter. Orihimeeeeee! Here's something for dinner tonight! Now while you're here, you gotta kiss Ulquiorra.

Zangetsu: I have to act like that clown?

Me: Yep.

Hichigo: I don't wanna act depressing!

Me: Too bad. now do it.

Hichigo: Oh look at me, I can stand on a little pole and not lose my balance. I just stand here all day long, looking at nothing.

Zangetsu: I'm an Idiot who rants about kings and horses all day long!

Me: Hahahahahahahahah! Whew, I'll let them continue with that. Now kiss Ulquiorra, Orihime.

Orihime: Huh! Alright!(Kisses Ulquiorra on his lips, he returns kiss. Soon they are full blown making out)

Me: Well damn! Didn't know she liked him that much. Okay you two, out my house, NOW! Yo Renji, You gotta kiss Zabimaru.

Renji: My sword?

Me: Nope. Zabimaru's human form.

Renji: (Gulp) Do I really have a choice?

Me: Nope, and while we're on the issue of swords, Hyorimaryu, you have to shout, "I'm a pedo, and I love Tobiuome"!

I really don't know what pedo means but it must be something embarrassing, so go on ahead Hyorimaryu.

Hyorimaryu: Fine, I'M A PEDO, AND I LOVE TOBIUOME!

Me: Whoa...can't believe he actually did that with a strait face.

Ichigo: SNOORE! Stupid hollows. Mumble.

Me: Well looks like Ichigo's down for the count. Ha! He's even sleep talking.

Sam Leonhart: Yep. We should draw on his face!

Rukia: I can do that.

Zabimaru and Renji kissed and Ichigo's passed out, Rukia drew Chappy the rabbit pictures all over Ichigo's face. I'm sitting there starring at Renji cause I'm in shock; his zanpakuto's human form looks like Rangiku almost. There was a kid and he was tied to a huge breasted woman. Let's just say Renji kissed the girl.

Renji: There! I did your stupid dare. I'm leaving!

Me:(Not paying attention to Renji)Grimmjow, you have to do a service for Lupi. Where's Lupi's dead body at?

Grimmjow: Don't know, don't give a damn.

Aizen: It's over in Hueco Mundo still.

Me: Okay, Grimmjow, you go get Lupi's body and bring it here. Since Aizen is here, it's time for his dare. You have to kiss...a crapping elephant's ass and you have to make sure that it's shit is still warm. Damn, even I'm not that diabolical, but I like it.

Aizen: (Runs away)

Me: Someone go after him please so he can get his dare over with. This one is so not going to be skipped. It's going to be public.

Sam Leonhart: Give me a camera and I'll catch him on tape. We'll need some man power to force him to do this dare.

Me: I got it covered, Shirozangetsu (my Zangetsu, hollow inside of my head. Read my other story, The Hollows Mask.)and Shiva(Other hollow in my head, same story), go help Sam with the dare. Tie Aizen up if you have to.

Shiva: Got it.

Shirozangetsu: Right.

An hour later Sam and the others return with the video. Everyone sees it. Even Byakuya laughed slightly. Ichigo finally woke up and he was still slightly drunk. He came at me from behind when I was watching the tape. He wrapped his arms around me and he grabbed my breast. That earned him a kick and he was back on the ground, unconscious. Grimmjow returns with Lupi's body and then he is set to work preparing a service. He was muttering curses and death threats all the while.

Me: Grimmjow, are you done yet?

Grimmjow: Yah, whatever.

Me: Now let the service begin. We gather here today to say goodbye to Lupi, the most talkative of all the espada. Grimmjow, do you have any words to say since you killed him?

Grimmjow: Goodbye you bastard! Cero!

He fires a cero and he blows up the coffin. He then walks away smugly.

Me: Okay...well, time for our final dare; Byakuya, you have to hug a cherry tree and shout "SENBONZAKURA I LOVE YOU!"

Byakuya: I will not.

Me: I'll get the FSRA (Female Soul Reapers Association) over here. That means little, hyper, Yachiru Kusagishi.

His eyes went wide at that. He went outside to the front yard where a cherry tree was and he hugged it.

Byakuya: SENBONZAKURA I LOVE YOU!

Everyone laughs. I am literally rolling on the ground laughing so hard. Ichigo is still unconscious.

Me: Huff, huff, well that's all the time we got today. Hahahahahaha! See everyone next time.

Byakuya: I will not be coming back.

Me: Yes he will. Don't worry. Please review and give me more ideas. Giggle, snort! Muffled laughter.