I was really bored, again. I picked a random animal for this chapter.
Later on his journey:
The gingerbread man came up to a cow and stood on a rock. The cow acknowledged him and said, "Come here lil man I can't see you up there."
"uh no thank you. That's ummm.. That's okay. A talking cow in a children's book. What the fuck? Is this what the teach children? I don't think it's a good idea. I mean what happened to 'and the cow goes moo?' If I were you, which would be likely to happen, I wouldn't chase after me."
"Why not?
"Because I'm a fucking talking gingerbread man. Here's you: ummm… did you see a talking gingerbread man go by? Any right person would put you back in the barn because the fresh air is getting to her brain." And with that he ran off." And with that he ran away.