"Luigi! The sausage is pissed off!" screamed Mario. But it wasn't the sausage. IT WAS THE WAFFLE OF DOOM!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed the brothers.
"You fools killed the sausage! That was MY sausage!" the Waffle of Doom yelled.
Mario and Luigi paused and stared at him and the Waffle of Doom caught on to what they were thinking.
"No, its not my...well you know!" Still no reply. So, to prove that he had one on him he pulled down his pants.
"Holy shit!" Mario screamed. He had a french toast stick for a(you know) and he had two blueberries for his, um...balls.
"Its a dream come true! LETS EAT!" screamed Luigi.
"NOOOOOO!" screamed the waffle running away.
"COME BACK MY JUICY BLUEBERRIES!" screamed Mario, his mouth foaming.
"FRENCH TOAST STICKS ARE MY FAVORITE!" screamed Luigi evilly. They dived and tackled him. Mario ripped off the blueberries, eating them viciously and Luigi dug his teeth into the french toast stick, pouring syrup on it.
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! Oh, that syrup feels good. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!" the waffle screamed. When they were done eating his genitle area, Mario and Luigi moved on to his body. "No! My spleen! AAAAAAAHHHHH! NO! My gull bladder! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! Wait, do i have those organs? I'm a waffle. Eh, I dunno. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!" Before he died the Waffle of Doom had something to say.
"Mario...Luigi...You found my weakness. I hope you barf!" then he died.
"NOOOOOOOO!" cried Mario.
"Mario, he was evil, besides, we just saved the world," said Luigi.
"Oh yeah...lets rap," Mario randomly suggested.