Goku learns about Marijuana: Chapter 2
Disclaimer.I do not own DBZ.*breaks down crying*
A/N: Well, here it is..U asked for it.LOUDLY I might add, and I decided to continue this fanfic.Oh, and by the way, Rissa the saya-jin? DON'T YOU EVER, EVER YELL AT ME AGAIN!!! Enjoy and plz review.
"But I don't wanna go." whined Goku. " Why do I have to go?"
"Because otherwise, you'll get hooked on drugs and then you'll die." yelled Chi-Chi as she pushed Goku into the room marked 'The Twelve Step Program'. Goku quickly started running back, but Chi-Chi was already in front of him with her biggest, and might I add heaviest, frying pan in her hands. After the first couple of hits, Goku couldn't really feel anything so he didn't mind the other 25 of em. He also didn't mind being steered into a room by Chi-Chi, or being put in one of the chairs in the circle.
"Welcome everyone, to the twelve step program" said Vegeta." Now shut the hell up and don't ever do drugs ever again otherwise I'll kill you. Now do you want the twelve step program where I kill you twelve times or the one step program where you get to die only once?"
"Hey Vegeta. How did your mom's heart transplant go?", said Goku. He was still acting weird because Chi-Chi probably gave him brain damage." Oh look, there's a green cat flying in the corner.Get that bunny, kitty."
"Kakkarot, stop acting more of a baka then you already are!!!" yelled Vegeta." And what the hell do you mean by 'how did your mom's heart transplant go'? Did you get high again?" Vegeta smacked Goku, which finally brought Goku back to his senses.
"What are you doing here, Vegeta? This is your new job? The one you were telling us all so much about?" said Goku with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Yeah Kakkarot. Do you have a problem with that? It's not my fault I'm working here... That annoying onna made me! She said that if didn't get a job, she would kick me out. At least here I get to kill some people.Everybody thinks they died from drugs anyway, if anybody notices at all.Now let's start today's session.You there, talk.NOW!" said Vegeta as he pointed to the short woman sitting on his left.
"Hello, my name is Allie. and I. am a drug user." she said and started to cry."I've *sniff* tried *sniff* everything *sniff* that there is.*sniff* nicotine patches *sniff* everything. *sniff*" She started crying even more and ran out the room. "Oookay." said Vegeta." Moving on... You. go." he said as he pointed to a scared-looking man on his right.
"Well, okay. Hello everybody and my name is Herman Shielderskoveski. And I am a drug addict."
Just then there was an earthquake, or what felt like one.
"Ooops, sorry you guys.I guess I'm just hungry."
"Kakkarot, first of all, don't interrupt, and second, we were here for only 10 minutes!!" yelled Vegeta." THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S FUCKED UP SESSION BEFORE KAKKAROT DIES FROM HUNGER AND I GO CRAZY LIKE THE REST OF YOU BAKAS!!! Now make sure you DO NOT use any drugs in the next 24 hours because if I find out I will kill you! See you all tomorrow. And have a nice day.Now LEAVE before I fucking blow your head off!!"
Everybody quickly left.
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"Chi-Chi, I don't wanna go back there." said Goku in between the rice and the turkey." Vegeta scares me sometimes."
"You have to go because I don't want you to die, Goku." answered Chi-Chi.
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(Several months later)
"Hello again, all you people.Today is the last day of the twelve step program. Congratulations to all those who didn't die and too bad for those who did. Now shut the hell up and leave me alone! Just say what you've learned. Amy is it.Allie.whatever.Go!" said Vegeta with a scowl. (A/N: He looks soo cute with that scowl.* blushes*he he.*blushes again*)
"Well, I learned that if you want something, just fucking cuss at the person closest to you and they will bring you that thing." said Allie, trying to match Vegeta's scowl, but not quite getting it.(A/N: no one could possibly match that scowl.*giggles*)
"Kakkarot, what the hell did you learn?" asked Vegeta.
"Uh.I learned that you are the strongest Sayain in the universe and you're really good with frying pans.Oh, and I learned NOT to smoke anything because then your worst nightmare will come true."
"Are you calling me a nightmare?" asked Vegeta. "Final Flash!!!"
A/N: the main point of the story is don't ever get high because your worst nightmare will come true.Vegeta with a frying pan! Oh, and you might die too.And don't ever join a twelve step program led by Vegeta because you will either become him or die.
Disclaimer.I do not own DBZ.*breaks down crying*
A/N: Well, here it is..U asked for it.LOUDLY I might add, and I decided to continue this fanfic.Oh, and by the way, Rissa the saya-jin? DON'T YOU EVER, EVER YELL AT ME AGAIN!!! Enjoy and plz review.
"But I don't wanna go." whined Goku. " Why do I have to go?"
"Because otherwise, you'll get hooked on drugs and then you'll die." yelled Chi-Chi as she pushed Goku into the room marked 'The Twelve Step Program'. Goku quickly started running back, but Chi-Chi was already in front of him with her biggest, and might I add heaviest, frying pan in her hands. After the first couple of hits, Goku couldn't really feel anything so he didn't mind the other 25 of em. He also didn't mind being steered into a room by Chi-Chi, or being put in one of the chairs in the circle.
"Welcome everyone, to the twelve step program" said Vegeta." Now shut the hell up and don't ever do drugs ever again otherwise I'll kill you. Now do you want the twelve step program where I kill you twelve times or the one step program where you get to die only once?"
"Hey Vegeta. How did your mom's heart transplant go?", said Goku. He was still acting weird because Chi-Chi probably gave him brain damage." Oh look, there's a green cat flying in the corner.Get that bunny, kitty."
"Kakkarot, stop acting more of a baka then you already are!!!" yelled Vegeta." And what the hell do you mean by 'how did your mom's heart transplant go'? Did you get high again?" Vegeta smacked Goku, which finally brought Goku back to his senses.
"What are you doing here, Vegeta? This is your new job? The one you were telling us all so much about?" said Goku with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Yeah Kakkarot. Do you have a problem with that? It's not my fault I'm working here... That annoying onna made me! She said that if didn't get a job, she would kick me out. At least here I get to kill some people.Everybody thinks they died from drugs anyway, if anybody notices at all.Now let's start today's session.You there, talk.NOW!" said Vegeta as he pointed to the short woman sitting on his left.
"Hello, my name is Allie. and I. am a drug user." she said and started to cry."I've *sniff* tried *sniff* everything *sniff* that there is.*sniff* nicotine patches *sniff* everything. *sniff*" She started crying even more and ran out the room. "Oookay." said Vegeta." Moving on... You. go." he said as he pointed to a scared-looking man on his right.
"Well, okay. Hello everybody and my name is Herman Shielderskoveski. And I am a drug addict."
Just then there was an earthquake, or what felt like one.
"Ooops, sorry you guys.I guess I'm just hungry."
"Kakkarot, first of all, don't interrupt, and second, we were here for only 10 minutes!!" yelled Vegeta." THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S FUCKED UP SESSION BEFORE KAKKAROT DIES FROM HUNGER AND I GO CRAZY LIKE THE REST OF YOU BAKAS!!! Now make sure you DO NOT use any drugs in the next 24 hours because if I find out I will kill you! See you all tomorrow. And have a nice day.Now LEAVE before I fucking blow your head off!!"
Everybody quickly left.
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"Chi-Chi, I don't wanna go back there." said Goku in between the rice and the turkey." Vegeta scares me sometimes."
"You have to go because I don't want you to die, Goku." answered Chi-Chi.
*** *** ***
(Several months later)
"Hello again, all you people.Today is the last day of the twelve step program. Congratulations to all those who didn't die and too bad for those who did. Now shut the hell up and leave me alone! Just say what you've learned. Amy is it.Allie.whatever.Go!" said Vegeta with a scowl. (A/N: He looks soo cute with that scowl.* blushes*he he.*blushes again*)
"Well, I learned that if you want something, just fucking cuss at the person closest to you and they will bring you that thing." said Allie, trying to match Vegeta's scowl, but not quite getting it.(A/N: no one could possibly match that scowl.*giggles*)
"Kakkarot, what the hell did you learn?" asked Vegeta.
"Uh.I learned that you are the strongest Sayain in the universe and you're really good with frying pans.Oh, and I learned NOT to smoke anything because then your worst nightmare will come true."
"Are you calling me a nightmare?" asked Vegeta. "Final Flash!!!"
A/N: the main point of the story is don't ever get high because your worst nightmare will come true.Vegeta with a frying pan! Oh, and you might die too.And don't ever join a twelve step program led by Vegeta because you will either become him or die.