Peg pulled her prosthetic dick out of Pikachu's cunt. After detaching it from her leg orifice thing she reattached her cheese grater but accidentally put it on her vagina instead.

'Oh! This is all so cuntfusing!' Peg the virgin cried. Suddenly Pikachu orgasmed in relief (ie: after Peg had left it da fuk alone!) and the resulting Thundershock animated the cheese grater in Peg's cunt. It whirled about and began to shred her womb. Of all the tragedies of all the ages there was none as great or tragic as the tragedy of Peg's womb. Now she would be unable to have children and it was a shame because I, personally, would love to see her babies and I'm sure she'll get a guy to get her pregnant and if not then she should at least ingest the sperm of an astrophysicist because with his mind and her body. Fuck. I don't even wanna THINK about it.

SUDDENLY a wild Lucille 'Liezel' von Snatch appeared.

'I'll be your surrogate mother, Kelly!' she cried. Liezel's vagina had braces to straighten out her cunt teeth and at the moment they were picking up Triple J. Suddenly Luce's mother Maria von Snatch appeared in android form and laser eyed Liezel's vagina to the Christian Rock station. The current DJ was Matthew 'Fat Tub with a Red Face' Tlcoosozccek and it was question time:

Matthew: Hey, Matthew! Is it true you've only ever rooted 15 year olds?

Matthew (cuntinued): NO! I SWARE! I've only ever rooted 8 year olds. The Nazis made me do it because I am also Polish and when I was on a concentration camp I found myself really hungry and for an extra two drumsticks on top of my staple twelve Hitler forced me to make love to an eight year old boy. It was pretty much RAPE because I wasn't really consenting. They boy must have loved it though.

Satisfied, Mrs von Snatch cried 'Oh Liezel darling I'll talk to you later. PS: MUAHAHHAHA!' although it was in binary and Liezel couldn't understand because she chose not to believe in bis. After her mother teleported away, as that was her perferred form of transport, Liezel decided she REALLY WANTED to see her boyfriend 汉字/漢字. To do that, she would need to catch a train to China and would have to drive to the airport. Unfortunately, as Liezel discovered when she got into her car, Peg was Snorlaxing and had blocked her in. Because she was only a secondary character, Liezel suddenly dropped dead. I think she found out she was a lesbian because she had a 'gurlz only' plaque soldered onto her vagina and she just couldn' compute.

Peg woke up and decided that it would be advantageous if she could inhabit this empty android shell. It would be a difficult adjustment, yes, as Peg was only used to having wooden bits attached to her body: the Peg leg which was actually a wooden cheese grater. 'But, Steve, I practised today and I think I can just make it up the stairs of the stage … if I CRAWL.'

Abandoning Lucy, Peg began to crawl to the next town on her pokemon journey. It was called Pirate Town. As she limped through the city gate all the pirates turned and gaped at her gait assuming they were making fun of her. They ran to the nearest ship to find supplies to through at the mocking cunt. A nutri grain shipment had just arrived and they threw handfuls of the stuff at her. Like a raptor, Peg nimbly and spastically ate it ALL. When finished, her head turned lustily back towards the ship. Step. Clump. Step. Clump. She made her way towards the ship eager for more nutrigrain but instead all she found was Nutella. She pulled out her arsenal of Peg legs and chose the digeridoo feature. Attaching it to her butt, she slurped up all the Nutella that was there. Unfortunately for Nutella lovers, Peg had had a LOT of Mocha that day and the milk solids were pushing down her sphincter. As a result, the Nutella simply fell out of her ass again back into all the jars. Because she was a totally considerate person, Peg resealed all of the jars and sent them off to Australia for sale.

'Now that that is done it is time for some REALY work to get done. I will spend FIVE HOURS on my essay.'

wiki/Ancient_rome

Ancient Rome was a thriving civilization that began growing on the Italian Peninsula as early as the 8th century BC. Located along the Mediterranean Sea and centered on the city of Rome, it expanded to become one of the largest empires in the ancient world.[1]

In its approximately twelve centuries of existence, Roman civilization shifted from a monarchy to an aristocratic republic to an increasingly autocratic empire. Through conquest and assimilation, it came to dominate Southern Europe, Western Europe, Asia Minor, North Africa and parts of Eastern Europe. Rome was preponderant throughout the Mediterranean region, and was one of the most powerful entities of the ancient world. It is often grouped into "Classical Antiquity" together with ancient Greece, and their similar cultures and societies are known as the Greco-Roman world.

The Romans are still remembered today, including such names as Julius Caesar, Cicero, and Horace. Ancient Roman society contributed greatly to government, politics, warfare, art, literature, architecture, technology, religion, and language in the Western world. A civilization highly developed for its time, Rome professionalized and greatly expanded its military and created a system of government called res publica, the inspiration for some modern republics[2][3][4] such as the United States and France. It achieved impressive technological and architectural feats, such as the construction of an extensive system of aqueducts and roads, as well as large monuments, palaces, and public facilities.

By the end of the Republic, Rome had conquered the lands around the Mediterranean and beyond: its domain extended from the Atlantic to Judaea and from the mouth of the Rhine to North Africa. In the Empire, Rome entered in its golden times at the hands of Augustus Caesar. Under Trajan, the Empire reached its territorial peak. The republican values started to decline in the imperial times, and civil wars became the common ritual for a new emperor's rise.[5][6][7]

Plagued by internal instability and attacked by various migrating peoples, the western part of the empire broke up into independent kingdoms in the 5th century. This splintering is a landmark historians use to divide the ancient period ofuniversal history from the medieval era ("Dark Ages" of Europe). The Eastern Roman Empire survived this crisis and was governed from Constantinople after the division of the Empire. It comprised Greece, the Balkans, Asia Minor, Syria andEgypt. Despite the later loss of Syria and Egypt to the Arab-Islamic Empire, the Eastern Roman Empire continued for anothermillennium, until its remnants were finally annexed by the emerging Turkish Ottoman Empire. This eastern, Christian, medieval stage of the Empire is usually called the Byzantine Empire by historians.

Peg got a special disability mark and got a HIGH DISTICNTION in classical history from the Special University of Pokeland.

In the week off before her graduation, Peg prepared her valedictory speech:

Week off... bah! Those are for weaklings! I may not have classes to attend, but two all day rehearsals (YAY!), four assignments (...!), and the likelyhood of Dad keeping me very busy with family stuff means that quality time with my Mind Palace will be at a premium. That shall not stop me from observing my choco!fest ritual of Stargate, MacGyver, caffeine, and chocolate over this weekend.

Just have to get through these next two days first! :D

Rebecca Norman clapped. As in: she got the clap. And died.

'Oh dear I guess I'm going to have to limp all the way to uni today. I asked mum for a lift and instead she threw eighty five cent pieces at me. I counted them: four dollars! Just enough for a !'

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