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Declaimer: the poems belong to Dehoudai. And if you take them without asking I'll hurt you. Other than that we still don't own anything.
Dehoudai: or do we?
Strife:…no…we don't. And you do not pwn me!
Dehoudai: Shut up Strife.
Strife: I think I misspelled Sephiroth like…seven times. Sorry. Now without further adew…or arguing. Here's chapter two!
- You're Fired!…AGAIN!- -
"You two are .6 seconds late!" Came the yelling of a very annoyed Tifa when Axel and Roxas stepped into her classroom. The two exchanged confused glances, seeing as neither understood how they could be late when Yuffie wasn't there yet. Basically you were late to class if you got there after the "bell".
"You two don't understand how important being on time is do you!" The English teacher scolded, pointing a shameful finger at the two.
"Is there really a time?" Axel asked, deciding if Ms. Lockheart was going to yell at them about something pointless he would be have something to say about it. "I mean…what's time anyway?"
"Are doctors .6 seconds late when they're performing heart surgery?! Are firefighters .6 seconds late when they're stopping a burning building?!" Tifa went on. When she was in one of her ranting moods you really couldn't make her stop.
However, the word 'fire' had Axel going into his own world with a smirk. "We can only hope…" He told, picturing a large flaming building.
As Tifa went on, Axel imagined various things burning, and Roxas stayed behind Axel as a shield from the angry teacher, the principle of the school was making his morning rounds and heard the crazed yelling. Upon opening the door, Sepiroth blinked in confusing, stepping into the classroom.
"Excuse me miss…how did you get in my school and why are you yelling at these two young men?" He asked. Knowing where this was going Axel grinned, nudging Roxas to pay attention.
"I'm Tifa Lockheart! I work here! I've been working for you for five years!" Tifa yelled. Sepiroth never remembered Tifa, though Tifa dealt with it because she secretly loved him. No one was really sure why though…
"You work here? Oh…well you're fired." The silver haired man shrugged and walked away as if nothing happened. There was an awkward silence before Tifa turned and continued to go after Axel and Roxas for being late.
"Are ninja's .6 seconds late when they kill people?!" She went on. only at this moment Naruto, with his blinding orange jumpsuit, stuck his head into the class.
"Yes they are! Hey has anyone here seen Sasuke?" He added.
"I TOLD YOU BEFORE! NO! NOW GO AWAY!" Axel snapped, Naruto quickly shutting the door behind himself.
"Okay…lets get off this subject and read our poems from yesterday." Tifa sighed, knowing everyone either did not do the assignment, or wrote something so bad your ears started to bleed.
Axel laughed, walking to his seat, Roxas following, thought slightly confused. Didn't Tifa just get fired?…well she got fired yesterday too, and Axel said that didn't stop her. Wait…she got fired the day before that too…hell she got fired everyday.
It was obvious why Tifa got fired when you noticed that Axel set next to Demyx. Neither had the attention span of a cumquat, and Axel's pyromania was only cancelled out by Demyx's fascination with water. Not a good combo, Axel hated water, and the random bucket Demyx carried around with him was no exception. Not to mention on the other side of Axel was Roxas. If Axel and Demyx weren't talking about something like angry hate sex between Tifa, Sepiroth and Cloud, Axel was talking to Roxas…or hitting on Roxas. In front of Axel was Hayner. Which meant the pyro was in perfect view to glare, or throw things at Hayner as he wished.
"Alright, your homework assignment was to write a poem on something you really like. Who wants to present their poem first?" Tifa asked, eyes searching the room of absolute silence as the students looked at one another for a victim. No one wanted to go, most kids hadn't even written anything. Then the doorknob clicked, and opened.
"Hey have you guys seen Riku?" Came the annoying voice of Sora as his spiky brown hair appeared in the door.
"You're twelve minutes and thirty-six seconds late!" Tifa yelled, dragging Sora into the room. "Now go read your poem for the class!"
"But I have to find Riku!" Sora argued, but Tifa snarled and pointed to the front of the class, Sora whined, but went on. All eyes now feel on the brunette, even Axel and Demyx stopped their conversation of condoms for squirrels to listen.
Sora took the folded poem from his pocket, and hid his face from the audience with the paper. "My poem is called "Riku is missing"." There was a sign from everyone in the audience, Axel laid his head down on the desk and stared at Roxas out of boredom. Pretty people made everything better.
"Riku is missing."
"Those guys are kissing." (Axel made a mental note to hurt Sora later, seeing as he looked at Axel and Roxas when this line was said)
"Riku is missing."
"Kadaj is listing"
"Riku is missing…"
"I am pi-"
"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!" Tifa yelled, holding her hands to her ears.
Sora blinked and put his poem down. Axel slowly looked over to Demyx, who looked like he had been shot. That was by far the worst thing they had ever heard, and Demyx was going to do something about it. "Ya know what Sora…" Demyx asked, standing up.
"OBJECTION!" He pointed, then tossed the bucket of water onto Sora, and Axel laughed hysterically. For several long minutes the pyro laughed at everything that had just happened, his head hidden in his desk, until his stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
"You were late too Axel." Tifa pointed out, folding her arms after his episode of hysteria was over.
Axel looked to Roxas, groaned, and stood up. Kicking his desk in he walked to the front of the room. "Does anyone really care what the title of my poem is?" He asked, getting a room of shaking heads as a response. "Well…lets get this over with." The pyro shrugged, smiling at Roxas as he took out the paper.
"The sun does not burn as brightly as I do for you."
"Your eyes burn brighter then the ocean blue."
" If only you would see only me."
"That I would be as happy as I could be."
"The sun does not burn as brightly as your hair glows in the night."
"The way those men look at you make me want to barf."
"You have no common sense."
"I don't know how much is six pence."
"The sun does not burn as brightly as you."
"The sun does not burn as brightly as you."
"When you ask me to do something for you"
"who am I to refuse?"
"Your name is Roxas, that it true."
"And I am Axel only for you."
"Got it Memorized?!"
Never would Axel's love poem leave the room, everyone was shocked he would write something like that, though there was a long and exasperated group "awwwww!"
Axel smiled at Roxas as he walked back to his seat. The blonde boy merely blinked in total confusion. "I don't get it…was that poem about light bulbs or something?" he asked, looking up at the pyro with naïve eyes.
"Yes Roxas…it was about light bulbs." Axel chuckled, patting his boyfriends head as he sat down, Axel accepted that Roxas had no sense, hence the line "You have no common sense." This was followed by another "Aww!" from the students.
"That was a total drag…" Hayner groaned. Getting glared at not only by Axel, but from the whole class. The angsty teen grumbled and looked to the wall. He always felt like he was being glared at, ever since Axel found out Hayner liked Roxas, he swore the pyro would kill him in his sleep. Axel always found ways to inconspicuously hurt Hayner, to the point it became a paranoia. Even when Axel wasn't around he swore he could feel those crazed green eyes glaring at him.
"Roxas…would you like to read yours?" Tifa asked, almost fearful. Some of the kids thought Roxas's poem would be about Axel, the smart ones who got the idea that Roxas wasn't that deep knew better than that.
Roxas grinned as he stood up, he really didn't need his paper because his poem was rather short, and just like Axel; he neglected to say the title of the poem.
"Pudding."
"Brown and chocolaty."
"Tastes way better then it sounds like it does."
"I wish I had some."
"Axel, get me some pudding."
No one laughed because everyone was afraid Axel would hurt them if they made fun of something Roxas wrote. Said pyro clapped, and Roxas happily walked back to his desk, after another pat on Roxas's head, Axel stood and walked for the door.
"Where do you think you're going?" Tifa asked, and Axel shrugged, answering as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"To get Roxas pudding."
"SIT BACK DOWN!" She snapped, pointing to his desk.
At this moment Sephiroth was coming back from his rounds around the school, and peered in to see how the class was going. He smiled at the class, then looked at Tifa in confusion. "Didn't I fire you?"
"Yes you did." She nodded, glaring.
"Then why are you still here?" The principle asked, glaring back.
"Because you're still paying me!"
To this Sephiroth just walked away. Several seconds later the door opened again. "Who are you?" Sepiroth asked once again.
"TIFA!" the teacher snapped, Axel and Demyx laughing quietly in the background.
"You're fired." The principle told, waving goodbye to the class as he walked out of the room.
Tifa threw her hands in the air and sat at her desk, looking to her students that where now all staring, she sighed and pointed to the door. "Just go."
- End Chapter - -
Strife: Wow…that pwned!
Dehoudai: Why do we hate Hayner so much?
Strife: 'cause he sounds like Shikimaru.
Dehoudai: he is Shikamaru…
Strife: …lets go with that. Hope you all liked it! Or at least found our poems funny. Please review and leave your thoughts. If you have any questions we can answer them in the next chapters A/N.
Dehoudai: flames welcome, reviews requested.
Strife: Even though flames are mean…
Dehoudai: Shut up Strife.
Strife: Sayanara everyone!