Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin, the BBC does.
I got this idea from a similar thing on the Jane Eyre section and thought it would work for Merlin. It's basically the episode written out as status updates on facebook. There will be one for each episode, whenever I get round to writing it.
This one is a bit longer than the last as I wrote it while watching the episode; and so pretty much put in everything. Enjoy!
Dodgy Trader has accepted Valiant's friend request
Dodgy Trader has given a "Magic Shield" to Valiant
Dodgy Trader is dead
Valiant is arriving in Camelot
Arthur is practicing for the tournament
Merlin is being beaten up
Gaius is giving Merlin a massage
Merlin is revising
Gwen is helping Merlin to revise
Merlin is getting Arthur ready
Arthur isn't nervous (yeah right!)
Merlin is forgetting the sword
Arthur and Valiant are attending the event "Tournament"
Uther has tagged Arthur in the note "Boring speech to start the Tournament"
Arthur is fighting the man with the stripy shield
Arthur is the winner
Valiant is beating up someone
Various persons is fighting
Valiant is offering his congrats to Arthur
Merlin is thinking Valiant is a creep
Merlin is doing his chores the easy way
Uther has accepted Valiant's friend request
Morgana has accepted Valiant's friend request
Arthur is a teensy bit jealous
Merlin is hearing hissing noises in the armoury
Valiant is not very happy with Merlin
Arthur is astonished at Merlin's handiwork
Merlin is actually good at getting Arthur ready
Merlin is enjoying himself
Sir Euen has been given a "Snake Bite" by Valiant
Merlin is sneaking around
Valiant has given a "Live Mouse" to Magic Shield
Merlin is running away
Arthur is fighting a bear man
Merlin is minding his own business (not)
Arthur is the winner
Arthur is looking worried
Valiant is going to fight Arthur in the final
Gaius is thinking Merlin is right
Uther is offering Valiant a position in Camelot
Merlin is cutting off a snake's head
Gaius has given a "Cure" to Sir Euen
Merlin is presenting the evidence to Arthur
Sir Euen is better
Arthur has tagged Valiant in the note "Cheating"
Sir Euen is dead
Valiant is being a smarmy bastard
Arthur is apologising
Arthur had tagged Merlin in the note "You humiliated me and now you're fired"
Merlin has tagged The Dragon in the note "You've got the wrong person!"
The Dragon is giving out riddles
Gwen is believing Merlin
Merlin has a great idea
Merlin is stealing a statue
Merlin is trying, and failing, to do magic
Merlin has tagged The Statue in the note "Ob ay o doth ay a reis am quick em"
Morgana is having a nightmare
Arthur is going to die, because it's his duty (A/N: at least he believes Merlin)
Morgana is asking Arthur to be careful
Arthur and Valiant are attending the event "Tournament Final"
Merlin is being attacked by an angry Rottweiler
Valiant is winning
Arthur is winning
Arthur is being chivalrous
Valiant is winning
Arthur is trapped
Merlin is doing magic
Valiant is using magic
Morgana is chucking Arthur a sword
Valiant is dead
Arthur is going to the feast after all
Uther is never going to apologise
Arthur is too proud to admit he was saved by a girl
Merlin is Arthur's servant again
Merlin has tagged You in the note "Keep the Magic Secret"
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