Hey, I forgot to tell you that I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight
WHO PUT THE GLAD IN GLADIATOR?
HARRY P.!
Please excuse me for my random Harry Potter lyrics.
That morning, the family got up at six thirty. They picked bedrooms and started to get ready.
Harry thought Luna looked stunning. She had on a light blue dress that matched her eyes. Her hair was curled, with help of Hermione, down her back, and she had her radish earings in. He was wearing a green muscle shirt with black jeans. Harry had gelled his and Teddy's hair so it looked like was supposed to stick up everywhere, but he left enough hair to cover his pointed ears. Ron had on a black tee-shirt and blue-jeans. Hermione had a white dress and her hair was pulled back. Teddy was dressed in a blue polo shirt and khaki cargo shorts. As they got in the car, Luna told them they looked like a bunch of modern china dolls. Yeah right.
When they reached to Police Station, it was nearly eight. They were getting out of the car when they noticed they weren't the only car there. Harry, with Teddy in his arms opened the door and walked in. At a desk, sat a man who looked like he was in his mid-forties and was a brunette and in the chair opposite sat a man who looked like was in his twenties, blonde and handsome. Both men looked as the family walked in th station. The brunette smiled while the blonde looked shocked, then quickly regain his composure. Luna and Hermione both quietly gasped as they what he was. The brunette stood up and walked over to shake their hands. "Hello, you must be the new family down the road. I'm Charlie Swan, the Chef of Police."
Harry shifted Teddy onto one arm and reached out to shake his hand. "Hello Chef, I'm Harry Potter that's my wife, Luna Potter nee Lovegood and this is our son Teddy. That is Hermione Granger, and this idiot holding the door open for no apparent reason, is Ron Weasley." Ron shut the door. The blonde man stood up and walked over. "Hello, I'm Doctor Carlisle Cullen. I hope you've had a good time in Forks so far." He held out his out for a shake. Dr. Cullen's hands were cold. Stone cold. Harry wondered if was just cold, or if there was something else going on here... "Well, sir, I guess we have. We've been asleep the whole time." Dr. Cullen smiled good-naturedly. "Well, Doctor, you might as well get used to Harry here. He's quite the accident prone person." All of them laughed as Harry scowled. "Hey! When was the last time I was in hospital?", he asked.
"Last Tuesday. You fell out of our bedroom window and broke your ribs, Hon," Luna said, while wrapping Harry in hug. Harry glared at her, but soon started to laugh. "I wouldn't have fell if Ron hadn't screamed bloody murder!" Teddy started to laugh while the rest of the contents of the room looked confused, except for Ron. He was beet red. "Spiders are very good reasons to scream!", he protested.
Just then, the door opened to reveal a teenage girl with blonde hair and a teenage boy with brown hair. Each of them looked at the family, but the boy turned to look at Dr. Cullen. "Carlisle, Esme sa-," he started but was cut off by the girl. "What a cutie! Is he yours?", she said walking over to Harry, Luna, and Teddy. "Why did I even ask that? Of course he is, he looks just like you. Can I hold him?" Harry handed him over. "Hi, sweetie, what's your name?" Teddy started to freak out, "Sanguini! Sanguini! Wet go 'f me Sangiuni," he said pressing against the blonde with lots of force. Then it clicked in Harry's head. Sanguini, the vampire who was at Slughorn's Christmas Party. Dammit. Harry quickly grabbed Teddy back from the blonde, who looked slightly put-out, and turned to the Chef. "Sorry, sir, we have to go now, we've got to unpack and get the house ready for Teddy's birthday party later this week. Uh- bye," and with that Harry pushed his family out the door.
At Potter House...
"Harry, you can't be serious," Ron said, trying to deny what Harry told them about the Cullens'. Harry said that the Cullens' were vampires. Vampires, blood-sucking, man-eating creatures, the Cullens'? No, it just couldn't be. But if it was, and I said but, why couldn't they get a break? Why, why, why, why, why, why, w- "Ronald, if your done metally pittying us, we can talk about this," Hermione said glaring at him. Harry and Luna tried to cover snickers, but failed miserably. Ron turned on them, "You think this is funny? You know to vampires, we wizards smell more yummy to them than normal humans do. I'm surprised that he didn't eat us or that other guy." Luna rolled her eyes and laughed, "Gosh, Ron, I knew he was a vampire when we first walked in the door. Dr. Cullen is what he calls a 'vegatarin' vampire, he only drinks the blood of animals, his whole family does. And before you ask Ron, yes, he has a family. His wife, Esme, and his 'adopted' children, Edward, Rosealie, the blonde we saw today, Alice, Emmet, the one that came in with blondie, and Jasper. Jasper's the newest member of their coven and can read/control your emotions. Alice is kinda like me, she can see the decided future, but it can change. Edward can read minds, except for Chef Swan's daughter, Isabella. Bella here is Edward's singer, you know what a singer is right?(They shake their heads) Okay, good, I'm glad you paid attention in DADA. Well, Bella wants to be changed, and Edward wants to marry her. Well, neither wants to do what the other one wants. From what I saw, and this is just me, Carlisle and the rest of the coven think she's the most presious think to walk the Earth. Well, except for Rosealie, I'm starting to like her, if she wasn-"
"Could you get back on the topic now?"
"Fine, well, I think Bella's a brat. She's willing just to throw away her family-" here many things in the room broke, they had all lost their families the hard way, even little Teddy, and this chick wanted to just leave her's? Grrrrrr..."Yeah guys, I know. As I was saying, she's willing to throw away her family so she can be with him forever. Or so it seems. She could just be using Edward to be turned, I mean from what I've seen she's been wanting to be turned from when she first found out what he was, and then leave him. Or she's just really stupid. I'll have to see her to figure that one out."