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I originally wasn't going to continue this, but I CAN'T RESIST IT, THE HYUUCHIHA'S ARE TOO FUNNY.
So without further ado lets get on with the chapter ;D
Hinata winced at the pain in her womb once more, her baby had been kicking all day. And it hurt very much.
Sasuke noticed his wife's cringing, getting worried he asked, "Are you okay?"
Hinata gave another twisted look at the pain before replying "N-no, Sasuke it hurts."
His eyes widened, it was too early. She still had a couple months to go, wasting no time he picked her up very carefully, not wanting to cause her more discomfort.
"It's not time.. is it?"
Hinata gave a weak smile, "No no, but I don't know why it's hurting."
Carrying her down the stairs, he caught glimpse of his youngest son.
"Takun, you're mother's your brother to make dinner and not burn the house down."
He sighed, "You know Misuke doesn't listen to me."
After another pained cry from Hinata, Sasuke glared. "Well tell him I say so."
"Okay.." He answered slowly, "Is mom going to be alright?"
"She'll be fine, just don't do anything stupid with your brother."
And without another word he left, not even a goodbye.
He jumped on the couch face first, this was going to be a long day.
When Misuke finally decided to get out of the shower, he came downstairs.
"Uhm, dad said to make dinner. And not to light the house on fire.."
Misuke perked at his brothers voice, "Why? Can't they cook?"
He continued to paddle to the kitchen to drink water.
"No they left, its something about the baby." Takun remembered.
Misuke paused, "So wait..they're gone?" he held his breath.
Takun deadpanned, "Yes, I just said tha-Wait! No."
"No, what?" Misuke smirked.
"Don't do anything stupid."
Walking closer to his brother he mused, "Who said anything about stupid stuff?"
Misuke flicked his forehead, "And don't tell me what to do, younger brother."
He fumed, face turning red with anger. "You're going to do something dumb and then I'M going to be blamed for it, again. Dad told me to tell you, those aren't my words."
Misuke went back to the refrigerator, getting a drink.
"What are you planning on doing anyway?"
He looked up from his cup, "Nothing major, just a party."
Takun frowned, "The last time you threw a party you almost burnt the house."
Misuke scowled, "That was ONE time! Let it go!"
He rolled his eyes, "I'm telling dad," turning his back to leave the kitchen.
Putting his cup down and pulling his brother by his shirt he growled, "No, you're not."
Takun turned back around, looking up at his brother. "And why not?"
He watched his older brother smirk, "Because, Nino Uzumaki's gonna be there."
Takun's eyes widened at her name, before narrowing, "Liar."
"No lie, and she always asks about you."
Takuns jaw hung slack, his mouth drying. Could it be? Konoha's Princess Nino Uzumaki asking for him?
"Fine.." he answered reluctantly, "But you're taking to blame."
Misuke grinned, satisfied he assured, "I'll take full responsibility if anything happens, which it won't. Because I'm only inviting a few people."
Takun gazed at his brother, unsure of this whole situation.
"Come onnnnn, it'll be fun. Now, lets go to the market."
"What? Why?"
Misuke gave a mischievous smirk, "Because a parties not a party without alcohol."
They were walking out of the supermarket, Takun still slightly unsettled by his brothers antics.
It's not like they were doing anything wrong, Parties were not stupid, he wasn't igniting the house, and technically he was making dinner. And that's how Misuke justified it.
Making eyes with a group of girls he semi recognized, Misuke told his brother to hold the bags of sake while he walked towards them.
"Hamiji," he nodded, acknowledging his cousin.
"It's Hanaka." She corrected bitterly.
He rolled his eyes, "Whatever, anyways, there's a party tonight. My place, you and your little friend wanna come?"
Hanaka gave a scrutinizing look, "You wish, and you're parents are actually letting you throw a party again? Even afte-"
"It's true. And shut up, that was once, why can't everybody just forget about it already?" he sucked his teeth.
"Well count me out," she pushed past his shoulder.
He caught onto her wrist before she could get away. And cornered her into the alley near them.
"Listen princess, I don't want to sound pushy or whatever. But you've got a lot of friends; girls that I want at the party. So be there and look pretty." he demanded in a sultry voice.
She growled, and tried to break free from his grasp but he was too strong. He had pushed his body completely over hers and both her hands above her head.
Misuke gave a condescending smirk, "Besides.." he whispered into her ear.
"You wouldn't want anyone finding out about your little tipsy kissing rampage at the New Years Eve party. Would you?"
Hanaka ground her teeth until her jaw ached, this kid played dirty.
She watched his black eyes stare at her intensely, contrasting perfectly with his pale skin. His flawless white teeth gleamed behind his soft talented lips.
"Okay." She accepted grudgingly, "Just let me go."
Misuke immediately complied, "See you at the party, cupcake." he winked before leaving home with his brother.
"Jeez, you didn't have to molest her.." Takun noted.
Misuke's eyebrows shot down, "Tch, if the bitch were more passive and less stubborn she wouldn't have to get 'molested'." he mocked.
Once they got home, they spread the sake bottles around the table, and Takun helped Misuke move the furniture to make room.
After receiving his order of Korean barbeque Misuke impatiently waited for the girls to come, 'I swear, if that little minx decided not to come I'll make sure everybody knows about her-"
DING DONG
Misuke was pulled out of his thoughts by the doorbell. "I'll get it," He told his brother.
When he finally opened the door, adjusting his frown to a smirk. "Hey ladies, glad you came."
One by one the girls winked at him passing through the doorway until he saw his cousin at the very end of the group, "Well, look who finally decided to show up. You know for someone who would hate to be here you sure came looking hot." he laughed.
She only scowled, "Go to hell." Pushing past him successfully and coming inside.
And soon enough the entire party was alive.
Takun looked at all the girls, frowning a little when he noted the absence of a certain Uzumaki.
He got up and looked for his brother, which wasn't too difficult. He was the only guy with two girls around his arms, talking about a threesome.
"Hey! What gives you said Nino would be here!" he yelled at him.
Misuke gave an annoyed look, "Relax, she'll be here soon-"
"Like oh my god, Misuke, is this your little brother?" The girl on his right squealed.
"He's soo cute!" The one on his left cheered.
And just like that the girls shifted from the oldest Uchiha to the youngest. Misuke scowled, before changing his face to a fake smile, "Yeah, he's a chip off his old brother, eh?"
Takun had been awkward at first, "Uhh, hi girls.."
"SOO CUTE!" both of them screamed.
Misuke rolled his eyes and left them alone, at least his brother wasn't bitching at him for Nino any longer. As he scanned eyes around the room for someone else to play with, what he found almost knocked the air out of his lungs.
Aiko Hatake.
His ex girlfriend. Draped around some loser guy he'd never seen. Misuke fumed, bitch!
He searched the room for his cousin and once he caught sight of her and a few other girls he pulled her hand, "Excuse us,"
Hanaka had a look mixed with confusion and irritation, "What." she demanded when he finally pulled her away to an unoccupied corner.
"What's she doing here?" he pointed to Aiko.
"Oh Aiko? You know, chillen.." she smirked.
"Cut the shit, you know she's my ex. And why is her new boytoy here?" he growled.
"She wouldn't come without Sanji!"
Misuke groaned, "Well good fucking job, now I'm gonna look like a single loser at my own house party."
She laughed, "Oh well, not my problem." she shrugged.
He punched the wall a little above her ear slightly, "It is now," he smirked.
Hanaka furrowed her perfect brown eyebrows in ignorance, "What are yo-"
"Be my girlfriend." he demanded.
Gasping she almost punched him, "Absolutely not!"
"Relax sugar, it's only for tonight. Just pretend to have a good time okay? You're good at that."
Her mouth stayed open, Jerk! She was about to protest when he spoke again.
"Do it." he had that if-you-don't-fucking-do-it-i'll-tell look in his eyes.
She sighed, "But that's gross, we're related. They're gonna know something's up."
Misuke froze slightly, not only was Aiko extremely devious, but she had the brightest wit in their year. What else would be expected from Anko and Kakashi's son though? He breathed out of his nose, "They won't if you really act like it, now come on."
He put an arm around her shoulder, how awkward it was to do with her. He had done it numerous times with other girls, but with his family, especially with someone as nerve wracking as his cousin.
They made their way towards Aiko and her boyfriend, when Aiko decided to speak up, "Misuke? Is that you?"
Misuke looked at her, "Yeah, you know it's only my house."
Aiko laughed, "You are so funny! Isn't he so funny Sanji?" she nudged her boyfriend.
Sanji glared at him, "Hilarious."
Clearing her throat Aiko asked, "Will you give me a moment with your cousin, Hanaka?"
Hanaka got caught a bit off guard, "Um, sure.." Aiko spent no time hooking her arm around Misuke's and to the hallway.
"You need something?" He deadpanned.
She wrapped her arms around his neck, "No, just an explanation as to why you're trying to make me jealous, and with her? Your cousin?" she giggled.
His arms slid to her waist, "Ever heard of the expression alls fair in love and war? My dad told me it was obligatory to marry another Hyuuga, just to keep the clans on good terms."
Aiko laughed out loud, "Stop, really. You're a terrible liar, they Hyuuga's and Uchiha's have been hating each other for ages. Just accept you want me back, and didn't want to seem like a twerp that couldn't move on. Is that why you started whoring around? Sleeping with my bestfriend?" Her tone started getting angrier.
Misuke gave her a mirthful look, "You're terribly mistaken if you think I'm the jealous one."
She dug her fingernails into his back, and leaned on his shoulder, "Just accept you want me back,"
"If I wanted you back, I wouldn't've broke it off." He smirked, she wanted him more. "I'm going to take a wild guess and say that guy you came with is to make me jealous."
"Maybe," she whispered, leaning in to kiss him.
MIsuke immediately jerked back, "You shouldn't,"
"We shooouuld," she purred.
"No," he shook his head and unlatched his arms from her, "Go back to your date."
Aiko retracted her arms back and without a word fumed to go back to her boyfriend.
That was the last Misuke saw of her.
Returning back to the party, Hanaka pulled him into the dance floor.
"So you won't believe what just happened." She grinned putting her hands on his shoulders.
Misuke was confused to say the least, here his cousin was, smiling?
"What?" he asked, completely curious.
"Sanji just told me he was actually here to get with me, and when Aiko saw him flirting she got really mad and left." She laughed,
He almost laughed, but stopped himself when he thought about Sanji, "Wait, where's Sanji?"
"He went after her, its for the better really. Now everyone's having a goodtime."
His face fell, except me..
Hanaka noticed his crestfallen look, "What? What's wrong?"
Misuke smiled, "Nothing, would you like to dance?"
She looked at a pair of teenagers grinding against each other, "Not with you," she laughed.
He rolled his eyes, "Chill Princess, I'll keep it classy."
She shook her head and let her hands drift to his neck. "You know Uchiha, you're not that bad."
He snorted pulling her closer, "Neither are you Hyuuga."
And suddenly the phone rang,
Fucking perfect
Misuke ran to the phone and told Takun to kill the radio and for everyone to shut the fuck up.
"What?" he deadpanned, trying to keep his voice easy.
"Yeah,"
"Nothing!"
"Yeah, really,"
"Tch, come home whatever time you feel like, I don't care." and with that he hung up.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE, ALL OF YOU!" Misuke shouted.
Takun tried to blend in with the crowd, Misuke growled, pulling him by the shirt, "Not you."
Hanaka laughed, "Later boys,"
He held onto her hand as well, "Where do you think you're going?"
"Getting the hell out of your house..?" Hanaka asked.
"You're both going to help me clean up because that's what families do."
Takun couldn't believe his ears, "FAMILY? YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT!"
"I'm the oldest it's what I do," Misuke replied, "Now help me get this place cleaned up, they're coming."
Murmuring to himself, Takun started collecting all the sake bottles and throwing them.
Hanaka took her hand from Misuke's, "I don't owe you anything,"
"But you'll help me right? Because that's what good cousins do."
"No, but since you're a mess, I'll do what I can." she smiled, sweeping the floor.
As he started rearranging the furniture, Misuke let out a sigh of relief, he was glad to have family, no matter how much he denied it.
After about twenty minutes of cleaning, they sensed chakra, and Hanaka distributed cards evenly to her cousins.
Sasuke carried Hinata into the front door with Naruto, and the first thing he heard was:
"Ah you win again, Takun!" Hanaka threw her cards at the floor with fake enthusiasm.
Misuke quickly caught on to what she was implying, he laughed forcibly. "Yeah! You're always winning little brother!"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at them, why was his niece here? As far as he knew Misuke couldn't stand her, and why were they all playing cards and..laughing? He could've sworn he saw lipstick on his youngest son's cheek.
"Hanaka?" Hinata gasped,
"Oh hey Auntie! Woah, would you look at the time! Later boys!" she jumped from the floor and made her way out the door when they all heard a crashing sound from the bathroom.
Out walked Konoha's princess; Nino Uzumaki, drunk out of her mind.
"WOOOO! WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!" She screamed hysterically.
"Bye!" was all Hanaka said before running out the door.
They all looked at one another,
"Nino?" Naruto asked.
"Daddy?" Nino gasped.
"Misuke." Sasuke seethed.
"Takun.." Hinata tried to castigate.
Misuke spent the rest of the night running from both his father's Chidori and Hokage's rasengan.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT PULLING ANYTHING STUPID BOY?!"
"THAT'S MY DAUGHTER YOU SICK BASTARD!"
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED READING THAT AS MUCH AS I LOVED WRITING IT. IT'S OFFICIAL, MISUKE'S MY FAVORITE OC.
DID YOU GUYS LIKE IT? I LOVE HANAKA SO MUCH, SHE REMINDS ME OF AU HINATA FROM RTN OH AND MISUKE LOOKS A LOT LIKE IZUNA, IF YOU GUYS WERE HAVING TROUBLE PICTURING HIM. TAKUN LOOKS LIKE SASUKE WITH OUT THE DUCKASS HAIR. AND HANAKA LOOKS LIKE ANY HYUUGA, (Hanabi)
REVIEW PLEASE :D
