A/N: Hey guys it's Kaitlyn, new chapters finally up! I'll try to update every week normally the weekend, you can blame school for that one.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA I wish I did :'(
Chapter One
The sound of Roy's alarm clock brought him back to life. "What happened last night?" he asked himself. "Oh ya." He had felt bad about never being there for Riza and decided to drown himself in alcohol to try and forget. "I wish I could get rid of this drinking problem." He decided it was about time he got up.
After a quick shower a slice of burnt toast and a dose of Tylenol Roy went to his bedroom to pack. He had almost forgotten about today's job. "Undercover work huh? I guess we'll see when we get there."
Roy arrived at work late as always, he opened the door to see Havoc, Breda, Fuery and Falman all playing a game of poker. And Riza sitting at her small wood desk doing paperwork, of course only Riza could be doing paperwork right before a job. "Trying to lighten the load Lieutenant?"
"Yes sir, we wouldn't want to come back to even more paperwork now would we?" Riza said not even looking up from her paperwork.
"No, I guess not, are you ready to go?" Roy said looking down to see her suitcase sitting neatly at her feet.
"Yes, I've asked Rebecca to look after Black Hayate for me; and I have gotten the train tickets."
"Great, O.K! Is everyone else ready to go?" Roy asked around. Havoc, Breda, Fuery, and Falman all nodded their heads. "O.K, what time does our train leave lieutenant?"
"In about an hour sir, we should probably leave now; so we can arrive on time." She said looking at her wrist watch.
Later at the train station they had boarded the train. Roy and the others were playing with a deck of cards well Riza was absorbed in her guns magazine. "I don't wanna play another round Fuery!" She heard Roy whine.
"That's only because you're losing!" Havoc laughed almost falling from his seat at the edge of the bench.
"That's not why!" Roy yelled back "Right Riza?" Of course when all else fails she has to be dragged into this.
"I'm sure that's not why sir." Riza said trying to leave it at that but Roy wouldn't stand for that.
"See Riza's right, you should listen to her more often!" Roy just wouldn't give up would he? Every time this happened one out of the five men would mention her name. Then she would have to settle everything or someone would end up destroying something. Between Roy and Fullmetal the military fees couldn't cover the damage anymore.
"That's hypocritical sir, you never listen to any my opinions." Riza added she might as well settle it then and there, she wouldn't want them to destroy something within the first half hour of the day.
The rest of the train ride was quiet, Roy was pouting in the corner well the rest of the men had all settled on another game of cards. Riza was finally getting back into her magazine when Roy came over and sat next to her; catching her attention. The look on his face told her he wanted to discuss something important. "Shall we go and get something to eat sir?" Roy nodded his head.
In the dining car Roy was scanning the desserts he was about to grab a piece of peach pie when the train came to a halt. He looked outside to see that they were no longer in the beautiful green meadows but was now in the life filled train station. "Sir, I think we should head back to the others." Riza said interrupting his thoughts. 'But I was just about to eat that slice of pie' he thought starring at the pie. "Sir?"
"Ya, let's go." He said leading the way back to the passenger car. "Well would you look at that" Riza wondering what he was looking at. She turned her head to see that Havoc, Furey, Falman, and Breda had all fallen asleep on the seats. Every once and a while Havoc would hit Breda it would start a chain which would result in everyone on the floor.
"What the-!" Havoc yelled after awaking to Furey's face only inches from his. Soon after, everyone else woke up.
"Well did everyone have a nice nap?" Roy said tauntingly, his eye's screaming 'Hit me I dare you!'
"Ha ha, very funny!" Falman yelled a tint of pink on his cheeks; he would bet any money that Roy had taken pictures.
"Well we should get going." Roy said getting his and Riza's luggage out of the overtop storage; then walking away with Riza following like always.
"You do notice I will have to dispose of those photos you took don't you?" Hawkeye reminded Roy as they got off the train.
"Aww! Come on Hawkeye, it's great for blackmail!" Roy whined.
"Then that's all the more reason to get rid of them." She said stooping, "We should wait for the others to catch up." She said staring at the entrance of the train.
"I'll go get the car." Roy said walking over to the rental car office to the left of the station. "You wait here and I'll be back soon."
"Yes sir." Riza said while saluting him.
Without even turning around Riza Could tell that he was smirking, "At ease Lieutenant." He said before walking away.
"Where's Roy?" Furey asked startling Riza.
"Oh Furey! He went to get a car, we have a meeting to go to in half an hour and we will be sure to need it.
"So you finally got them rounded up Hawkeye?" Roy said walking towards her with a set of keys. "The cars around front, let's go."
After a fairly long car ride they arrived at what looked to be a police head coders. As they got out of the car and walked into the building they realized that it must not had been used in a while, as it was run down and smelt of mold. "Mr. Mustang what a pleasure!" They turned to see a man in his late thirties with a slight smile on his face.
"Ah, you must be Mr. Benhurd" Mustang said looking at a small piece of paper in his hands indicating his name.
"Yup, that'd be me!" Mr. Benhurd said putting out his hand, Roy shook it. "Let me show you to Mr. Jankon's office." He led them into a small hallway that was just big enough to fit all seven of them.
"Pardon me for asking, but would Mr. Jankon's be the man who asked for our assistance?" Hawkeye asked.
Yes well, as you can see it's just us here we need all the help we can get, even if it is just a simple job like this. But no need to worry Mr. Jankon will explain all of that stuff later."
"Mr. Benhurd, are you scaring our guest's?" A voice came from behind, Riza's hand flying to her gun. Before she could pull it out of the holster Roy covered her hand with his.
"Mr. Jankon?!" Benhurd said saluting. A figure came out of the shadows it was hiding in.
"I'll take it from here." The man said only to be followed by Benhurd scampering away. "Hello, my name is George Jankon; but you can call me George. You must be Mustang, it's a pleasure."
"Oh no, the pleasure is all mine Sir." Roy replied taking his hand from Hawkeye's side, so he could salute.
"Come right this way please" George said leading the way to a door marked 'Office'. "Have a seat." He said gesturing to the seats inside the office. Roy and the others sat down, while Riza was left standing. "Oh, the young lady needs a seat does she not." He chimed pulling out a fold out chair from behind the door.
"Oh, that's not necessary sir." Riza said holding her hands up in defence.
"it's ok miss-
"Hawkeye, Riza Hawkeye sir." Riza replied.
"Well Miss. Hawkeye please sit." Riza sat down and he chair, "Now getting down to business, all you have heard is that you'll be doing undercover work, correct?"
"That's correct Sir."
"Well I bet your wondering what you'll be doing. There have been numerous complaints of recent robberies that's where you and your men come in. You are to go undercover as owners of an antique shop, but since you have this young lady with you things will change. I was planning on having all men; I think this might go a little faster with Miss Hawkeye here.
"What do you mean Sir?" Roy asked he hadn't known Hawkeye was coming with them?
"Well I hadn't expected Hawkeye to come so I was going to set you up as two brothers and then the neighbors, but now you two" He said pointing to Roy and Riza. "Can be a married couple with a son, then there would be two young men as neighbors." He said gesturing to Havoc and Falman.
"What?!" The all said in unison. Roy and Riza married?! That just wouldn't work, Roy was a playboy and Riza was a workaholic. Either of them married was weird, but married to each other that was just insane.
"Yes you Mr. Mustang or should I say Mr. Nathaniel." Roy and Riza exchanged glances. Riza could see that Roy was uncomfortable but he was willing to go through with this. "So do you accept?"
"Now why would we come all the way here just to say no?" Mustang laughed.
"Good, good then shall we go?" George asked.
"Well then to our new house Mrs. Nathaniel." Roy said offering Riza his hand.
"I guess so Si- Mr. Nathaniel.
When they got to the small two story house they would be staying in Mr. Jankon took Havoc and Falman to a small apartment across the street and showed them to their room.
When he returned he looked at Roy and Riza. "So how do you like the new house, the fridge is already stalked with food and all necessary furniture is already placed. All you two need to do is live as you would if you were married, have fun!" He yelled before getting into his car and driving back to the office.
"I can bet you any money Grumman put him up to this." Roy said turning to Riza who stood there in realization. He was right her grandfather had always talked of them getting married while on a mission. So this is what he meant?! Riza said a scowl on her face.
"Well it's already six thirty we better get dinner started." Riza said walking into the house. "What would you like?" Roy looked confused "What's wrong Sir?" Riza asked "Well it's just no one's really asked me that it feels…different." He said with a small blush. "You choose I'm just here to help."
"You want to help me Sir?" Riza asked, Roy helping? It couldn't be possible.
"Yes, and I told you we're married now so call me Roy." Married such a simple word yet it meant so many things were going to happen. But Roy didn't exactly like her that way, so it was ok.
"Sorry S-Roy."
"So, what are we having?" Roy asked impatiently, it was obvious he was hungry.
"Well the easiest thing in her would be frozen pizzas. Is that okay?"
"Yup anything I can do to help?" He asked a little too fast.
"The only thing you should do is settle down; you're like a six year old waiting for his dessert."
"Ok" Roy said walking into the living room and flopping down on the couch.
Twenty minutes later the pizza was ready. "Thank you lieu-Riza."
"You're welcome Roy." She said with a smirk. She just couldn't get over the fact that she and Roy were going undercover as a married couple.
The next day they opened shop, it was two doors down from where they lived; giving easy access to it. Now all they had to do was wait for the thugs, catch them it would be over.
Roy and Riza waited there all day taking orders and getting shipments, when all of a sudden they heard a yell. "RUN!" Riza turned to Roy to see he was already pulling on is gloves.
"Ready?" he asked with a smirk.
"Ready, Roy."
As if on cue the thugs ran into the store "Give us all the money!" they screamed pointing a gun at Riza. Riza pulled out her gun but before she could pull the trigger to wound the man he shot.
"RIZA!" Roy said running towards her, the look on his face like that of a deer in headlights.
Riza closed her eyes but she didn't feel pain, why not? She opened her eyes to see Roy standing there in front of her. She looked up to see Roy slowly slump to the ground holding his head, did he get shot? Soon her question was answered when she saw Roy's gloves become red, the blood seeping into them like a deadly disease. "ROY!" She screamed. The thugs had run as soon as someone got shot, the noise from the gun alerted the cops and they soon came running.
"What happened here?" they asked, as if it wasn't obvious. Roy was lying in a pool of his own blood.
"Get an ambulance here QUICK!" she screamed at them one of the officers. They had pulled out a radio and called for an ambulance.
"Riza?"
"I'm here Roy I'm here." She said tears starting to form in her eyes.
"I'm, I'm gl- glad you're safe." He said frailly.
"Try not to speak." Riza said.
"But-bu-"
"Shhhhhhh"
"I-I lov-love-y-you." He said before his head hitting the ground.
"ROY!" she screamed, seconds later the ambulance arrived.
"Are you coming in the ambulance to miss?"
"Of course I am I'm his wife!" She said trying not to blow their cover.
"Ok, then get in the back." He said pointing to where Roy and one of the paramedics were.
"Thank you" She said agitated.
"Someone special?" She nodded.
"Very. I just wish he knew." As if on cue Roy awakened. "Sir! Are you Ok?"
"Sir? Who are you?"
A/N: First chapter finally up! I'll try to update every Saturday if possible. another thanks to az4ever2002, MILL Qs, and AceOvSpades for the reviews. ^^