And yes, dear readers, I'm back! You know, I shouldn't say "I'm back", but rather, I should say, "I'll be back" at the end of my last story, since the new Terminator movie is out. I still haven't watched it yet though. Sigh……

Anyway, I've written another fanfic, this time with more randomness, as well as uh… more randomness. Yup. That's right! More randomness! Now where did I put that dictionary……?

In the meantime people, just keep on reading! (Man, I should REALLY stop sounding so cliché. Urgh)

Why a new chapter is needed

As I stare at this piece of blank document which once was a blank document, I couldn't help but think what happened to our heroes as they were left in the last chapter. Perhaps it's about time I put them in this chapter already……

Okay. Just to clear the heads of our already confused heroes (not forgetting our sissy villain, and the other gods who have just materialized), we are now in chapter 2! Not bad, eh?

Of course, we still have some effects to rub out. Such as…… this elephant!

"HRUUMMPPHHH!"

"I thought you got rid of the elephant," Atlanta said.

"Will it continue to ruin my hair?!" Neil wailed, not noticing the grumbles of annoyance from his fellow heroes. "'Cos if it will, GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!"

"What happened to the "Desperate Heroes" I asked you to produce?" Theresa asked the author, Firestorm978.

"I got tired after the word "Desperate" because it sounded so…… man, where is that dictionary……"

"Desperate," Odie cut in. "You mean desperate."

"Nonononononono, I meant um……"

"Delirious."

"Horrible."

"Hallucination."

"Hair cream."

"HAIR CREAM?!"

"What? My hair's in a mess."

Everyone sweat dropped anime style.

Looks like we'll need some renovations.

"La dee da dee la da……" (Obviously from you-know-who who's apparently STILL dressed in that "horrible dressing" as describe by our Mr. Looking-good-guy.)

"We could really use a change in plot, you know!" Atlanta pouted, waving a fist at Firestorm978.

"Yeah, right," Herry added, cracking his knuckles.

"Give me some conditioners and anti-dandruff shampoo in the new story," said Neil, who immediately fell in to that same old chocolate pool that was lying at the corner.

And so, the poor Firestorm978 had to rewrite the story, in order to avoid Herry's blows and the consistent wailing of Neil and his hair. But it is mostly of Neil's hair.