Star Wars

Episode IV: A New Hop

Chapter 2: Escape to Tatooine

Rebel troops have fled to a nearby hallway with C-3PO and R2-D2 near a nearby door. Stormtroopers have followed the Rebels and the gunfight continues.

C-3PO: Come on, R2!

R2-D2: You don't have to tell me twice.

Back to where the stormtroopers came into the Tantive IV, Darth Vader, portrayed by Uka Uka, enters and looks around.

Darth Vader: Wow. You guys really did a number on those Rebels. Okay, let's have a look around.

Cut back to R2 getting the plans to the Death Star like in the movie from Princess Leia, portrayed by Coco Bandicoot and her servant portrayed by Minierva Mink.

C-3PO: There you are, R2. Everyone's captured! What are we going to do?

R2-D2: We could use the escape pods.

C-3PO: Don't be crazy, little guy. I'm sure the Empire sealed them off. Besides, it's best we stay here.

Stormtrooper: There's two of them! Set for stun!

Leia and Minierva are captured.

C-3PO: You mentioned something about escape pods?

C-3PO and R2-D2 enter the escape pod and escape like in the movie. Nothing important.

Cut to two Imperial officers watching the escape pod.

Officer 1: Hold your fire. There's no life forms aboard.

Officer 2: "Hold your fire?" It got jettisoned on its own! How could it do that?

Officer 1: Do I look like an engineer to you?

Cut back to escape pod.

C-3PO: Are you sure this is safe?

R2-D2: I don't know. This is my first time in this thing.

C-3PO: You've got to be kidding me! Why do yo?u always have to talk me into this stuff?! Why do you-

R2-D2: Do we need to star this again?

Cut back to Leia and Minierva confronting Vader.

Leia: Darth Vader. The Imperial Senate will not agree with this.

Darth Vader: Don't act innocent, your Highness. I know you have the plans and I want to know what you did with them.

Leia: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have any plans regarding your thing.

Darth Vader: Oh, yeah? Then how come there's a picture of you sneaking into my room while I'm asleep, stealing the plans and putting makeup on my face?

Minierva: The makeup bit was actually my idea.

Darth Vader: Take them away!!

Some stormtroopers are laughing in the backround.

Darth Vader: Oh, you think it's funny putting makeup on a dark lord of the Sith while he's asleep, is it?! I'm reducing your pay to 2%!

Next Time: On the Surface