First of which, I don't own soul eater. Second Pk (that's me) May say lines from other old and new cartoons, movies and video games. Can you identify them? Third Pk (me again) and ninciao will get into adventures that will not be included in the soul eater plot, but just was written in there for laughs. I will title them as NON-ch. Also, can someone please tell me what a beta reader is?
So without further ado, it's time for me to kick butt and chew bubblegum…. WHO TOOK MY GUM!
Ch.2: Was it worth it…maybe
The peaceful sleep I had on this bed was the best I have had in years.
"Wake up!" that was the voice of Old lady Odawa that broke my peaceful slumber and caused a meeting with my face and the floor.
"Ow! What was that for?" Was all I could reply to my new Boss of my life. That's right, I actually had a nickname for her already.
"The customers are coming, you stink, and it was funny." She replies with that last part bringing a grin to her face.
"Yeah well, maybe find some other way to bring pain and misery to me." I said trying to stretch out the kinks I have from the fall.
"Hmm. I may put that into consideration when you're slacking on the job." She said floating out of the room.
"What makes you think I'll be slacking?" I snapped back offended.
"You have that slacker look." She said leaving the room.
"I do not look like a slacker." I said getting up to fix the bed. Only to see the bed already made up.
"Wait. When did? Did I actually sleep ON the bed!" I pondered in my mind to myself. My suspicions were confirmed when I saw the man-made imprint I had left on the bed.
"Well, now that that theory has been. It's time to live out my second day in the soul eater universe. And it's still the first episode.
I walked out the door to run into ninciao wearing…A full on red pajama suit with lord death's face on the shirt. It felt a little weird staring at it.
"It was all I could find." She said with a shrug.
"Even still, it's kinda creepy." I said pointing at the unblinking face.
"Shows what you know, you were out like light when I came back." She said with her arms crossed.
"Well you got me there." I said scratching my head in defeat.
"So, how are you taking it?" She questioned.
"You mean the fact that we're in this world that we shouldn't even exist in and that we will never see our family and loved one's again because they know were dead? I am surprised I'm taking it so well." I answered.
"I was crying a little last night. I mean there were so many things I wanted to do." She said with her head down in gloom.
"Well, look on the bright side. We are living every fan fiction authors dream." I said putting my hand on her shoulder.
"Yeah well, at least you're happy. I'm still trying to figure out how were even gonna pull this off." She said taking my hand off her shoulder.
"We'll have to train if were gonna collect any souls. The training will be horrible, but we'll pull through and when that happens. We will be an unstoppable duo. Nothing will be able to stop our rise to the top! NOTHING!" I proclaimed with supreme epicness.
"But, we don't know how to train, you can barely turn into a weapon, we haven't even enlisted yet into the DWMA, and we don't even know if we are both partners. Let alone know if our soul wavelength's match." She stated, shooting every last bit of pride I had left in me and leaving me depressed.
"NO MATTER!" I yelled rising out of depression, "We will find a way, I will become a death weapon, AND I WI-"*bonk* I felt a cold, hard, flat, heavy, thing smack my head.
"I told you you were a slacker." Odawa stated as she had a frying pan in her hand. HOW CAN SHE BE SO OLD AND YET HOLD THAT THING! LET ALONE HAVE ENOUGH STRENTH TO WHACK ME WITH IT! And also… OOOOOOWWWWW!
"You two have your first customer, try not to scare him away." She either said or warned.
"You can count on us boss." Ninciao said with a salute. In the pajamas that salute made her look like a child.
"Y-yeah, sure whatever." I grunted out in pain. This is gonna be a long day.
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After a shower and another pan-whack from the old witch for taking too long to find something to wear I finally made it to the counter of the shop. I chose a black t-shirt and some dark blue jeans. I even found a skull-cap with skull and crossbones, except the skull was wearing a king's crown and the cross-bones were replaced with twin pistols. I knew from that moment on this cap would be my signature wardrobe. Yes, it was just that cool to me. I was wearing the shoes I wore when I came to this world, seeing as how there weren't any shoes in the shop.
I saw the customer looking at a black suit. Wait a minute. The man turned around and- OH GOD it was spirit! This is bad. This is indefinitely bad. I somehow wonder how I didn't even notice his blood-red hair. I mean look at it! A bull from a mile away could recognize it! If he recognizes me, IM SCREWED! Okay, maybe I'm overreacting but still. He probably saw me and ninciao laughing at him in the mirror yesterday.
"Hey, you." He said getting my attention. Crap! THIS IS IT! GOODBYE AWSOME WORLD! GOODBYE CHANCE AT MEETING CHRONA!
"Aren't you a little young to be working at a clothing shop?" He questioned, making me relax.
"Why yes, yes I am." I said trying to sound like I wasn't going to crap myself.
"Hm," He pondered looking at me really closely. And quite frankly, I was READY to crap myself. Then he looked at my skull-cap and pulled away.
"Sorry, thought you were someone else. Maybe the next store will have what I need." He said walking away and out the door. I sighed in relief befo-*BONK*.My face hit the counter and I fell to the ground clutching my head in agony.
"You lost a customer. That's a penalty." Odawa said, floating on her broom holding her 'frying pan of doom'. And I think the flat end of the pan was smoking.
"YEOOW! And what does a penalty get me!" I questioned in pain.
"Nothing, I just wanted to say that. " She said with a smirk.
"I have to admit it's pretty funny." Came ninciao's voice as I looked up to see her wearing a Black baseball cap turned backwards, a grey unzipped hoodie showing the green shirt underneath, and purple jeans. She was also wearing the same shoes she wore when she came to this world.
"Nice choice." I complimented, feeling the pain subside a little. *BONK* Then she whacked ninciao. And she fell to the floor clutching her head to.
"That was for taking too long to get dressed, letting your friend lose a customer, and for laughing at your friends pain. Since you both are weapon and meister, you two should share equal pain."
"We actually don't even know if we are even partners." I said rubbing the bump on my head.
"Partners or not, you both will share each other's pain when you slack off." She proclaimed. "So get back to work."
"Yes ma'am." We both said to her.
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It was later in the day and the sun was about to set, giving the store a golden glow.
"Let's go." Ninciao said to me at the counter.
"Right." I said, ready to walk out the door.
"Where are you two going?" Came Odawa's voice from behind us.
"We were gonna train." I said.
"And how are you going to do that?" She questioned.
"We'll figure something out." I said bluntly.
"Hmm, I see." She said rubbing her chin. "Pk, before you go could you close up shop for me?" She questioned.
"But, it isn't night yet." Ninciao said with a confused look on her face.
"Uhh, sure why?" I questioned.
"Since you both are so preoccupied with this. I might as well help you get a little further to your goal." She stated.
"What are you trying to say?" Ninciao questioned.
"I'm going to train you two. And help the both of you become a strong duo." She answered.
"WHAT!" ninciao and I exclaimed in unison.
"Since I am letting you two stay with me I might as well try and help you too." She said happily.
"But, why?" I said confused.
"In my early years I have dealt with kishins and weapons meisters like you two. I've had to kill and retreat at times. Sometimes I wondered why they attacked me until I found out myself." She explained to us.
"Wait, couldn't witches use soul protect?" Ninciao questioned.
"I was and still able to now. Some still found out anyway. When I saw both of you I thought I should have just left you two alone. But, when you both were looking for a place to stay, I wondered if you two would be different with my offer. When you didn't attack or show fear, I confirmed that you two were good and took you both in." She said to us.
"You make it sound like you're gonna die soon." I said bluntly, only to dodge a frying pan to the face.
""As I was saying, If you two are gonna be the perfect partners you might as well be taught by an expert who knows the situation. If you're gonna aim for that big of a goal pk. I hope you'll be able to endure the rough road ahead. So are you up for it?" She question.
Wow, talk about lucky. I already have a boss and a teacher. We just might pull this off.
"Heh, Bring it on we'll take on anything you dish out." ninciao said with excitement. You know, even though we are in an anime, I could almost hear some music in the background.
"All right then. Follow me." She instructed, leading us down the hallway. After a couple of turns we stopped at what looked like a steel-safe door. She waved her hand over the door and it opened. Wind was sucked in. All I could see was darkness. Then she turned around to face us.
"When you take this first step, there will be no going back. The training WILL possibly kill you. Are you willing to lay your life on the line to achieve the goal you so desperately want?" She questioned with the most serious face I have ever seen her use.
I sighed, crossed my arms and walked towards her. "We already have an academy where death is the headmaster. What else should we fear?" I said with a smile.
"Failure." Is what she said to wipe the smirk of my face.
"A wise man once said 'don't fear failure', so why should I?" I said.
"Then I hope you remember that, every time my training puts you closer at deaths door." She said looking over to me and ninciao.
"Ninciao, you are going to take just as much responsibility as pk will as a meister. Are you up for it?" She questioned.
"Hell yeah." She said with her fist clenched.
"Alright then, step forward." She said.
We took our steps into the room. You know when the heroes of an anime do the same thing, and a light erupts to show what they walked into? That didn't happen to us. Instead…We fell…INTO AN ABYSS! Ninciao was screaming her head off and I was screaming to.
"Lesson 1: compatibility. Try to survive the fall and transform into a weapon." Odawa said while riding her broom down to our level.
"PK! YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE!" Ninciao yelled to me.
"DON'T PRESSURE ME!"I screamed back.
"WELL HURRY UP!"
I tried to remember what I was doing when I first transformed. I thought of the weapon my arm was…CRAP! THE GROUNDS GETTING CLOSER! ALRIGHT, CLAM DOWN. THINK, THINK, THINK! A sword...THATS IT! I tried to imagine the sword again. A bright grey light enveloped my body. I felt like I was bending and molding into something. When the light faded, I thought I was looking through a misshapen window and darkness was all around me. Hold on, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHS!. Wait, I… I transformed! YES! I DID IT! But this is no time to get excited.
"NINCIAO!" I yelled getting her attention. She turned and looked at me in disbelief.
"Pk! You did it."
"No time. Use me to stop from falling!"
"How!"
"Grab me and stab me into the wall. It should be able to slow us down!" I instructed.
"I hope you know what you're doing." She said reaching out to me. As soon as she touched the handle I felt something, something weird.
With all her strength she stabbed the wall next to us, making sparks and rock fly. AND IT HURT! BUT I HAD TO ENDURE IT! The ground was getting closer and closer. The friction slowed down a little, but we were still coming in to fast. This might hurt.
*THUD*
*CLATTER*
And I was right. We hit the ground. Hard, but not as hard as I thought. I didn't feel as much pain as the wall, actually when I'm in weapon form I hardly felt the impact, but the tactic I used to slow our fall still hurt still hurt. I figured if I could think of transforming it would be really easy. I tried and… it worked. I transformed back into my normal body. I looked at myself and checked if I still was decent. I sighed in relief that I was alive and unscathed. I ran over to ninciao, who was on the ground from the impact.
"Ninciao, you alive?" I said with concerned.
She raised her hand and made a thumbs up. She got to her feet and wobbled a bit, but stabled.
"Well, that was fun." She said with a smile.
"Hey, when you were talking to her did you actually quote toona-LOOK OUT!" was what ninciao yelled before tackling me across the ground.
*Thud*
*CRASH!*
What the heck was th-HOLY $#!
"Now that you've learned to transform into a weapon. You must learn how to use soul wavelengths and survive." Odawa said floating next to crater created by her frying pan. SERIOUSLY! WHAT IS THAT THING MADE OF! Odawa grabbed the pan then floated a few feet away from us before snapping her fingers and the entire chasm was lit with torches showing what looks like a mix between a cave and an auditorium. Then she pulled out ANOTHER frying pan from behind her back.
"Pk, transform so we don't die." Ninciao said to me a little nervous.
"You better hold up your end to." I said imaging the sword before transforming into it. But, when she tried to lift me the feeling from before was gone.
"Man, your heavy!" She said grunting. Oh crap, this is bad.
"You two have to have your wavelengths on an equal level." Odawa said before throwing two frying pans at us.
"Come on ninciao. Hurry up." I said in a panic.
"Easier said than done." She snapped back. The frying pan was coming at alarming speed towards us, If I don't think of something….Oh man, I'm probably gonna regret this later. I transformed out of my weapon form and stood in front of ninciao, ready to take the blow. The echoing sound of the frying pans colliding with some part of my body was all I heard before lost consciousness.
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Oh, god. My head. My eyes felt like lead was on them as I struggled to open them. With little success I looked around to see I was back in the bedroom. The entire room was bathed in the same golden glow from earlier. Wait a minute, I got a better look around me as I saw it was just light from the lamp. I looked out the window and saw the night sky. I tried to rise up only for pain to shoot through my chest head. I grunted in pain as I grasped my head. I was able to get a good look at the damage. Half of my chest was wrapped in bandages. Even my head was covered.
"So, you're awake." I heard. I looked around to see Odawa floating by the door. Seriously, is she paralyzed or something?
"That was a pretty bold move protecting your meister like that. If I was being serious, you would have died." She said floating to the bed.
"Is ninciao okay." I questioned.
"She's fine she healed quickly so she was able to work yesterday." Odawa explained. Wait, yesterday?
"How long was I out?" I strained to say.
"You've been out of it for two days." She said calmly.
"WHAT!" I yelled rising out of the bed only for the pain in my chest to bring me back down.
"TWO!" I questioned. That means I missed maka and soul's encounter with Blair twice. Tonight is the final night, and the night of their epic fail. I CANNOT MISS THIS! EVEN IF IT KILLS ME! I slowly got out of bed, ignoring the searing pain.
"If you struggle any more you'll tear your body apart you idiot." She said as I was putting on my cap and shirt. She then blocked my path with one of her frying pans
"Something important is gonna happen today. I have to see it." I said through my teeth as I pushed away the pan.
" *sigh* At least let me heal you enough to walk right." She said to me. I turned around to face her as she put her hand on my chest and head. Then both hands glowed blue before the pain was gone. I felt great, like I just got out of bed. No pun intended.
"The damage left a nasty scar on your chest. You head will be fine." She explained.
"I think I'll keep the one on my chest on for the time being." I said as I unraveled the ones on my head.
I made my way downstairs to the counter to see ninciao ringing up a customer.
"Pk. You're okay." Ninciao said surprised.
"Yeah, what, you were scared of my little stunt?" I teased.
"Well I hope that 'little stunt' was able to knock some sense back into you." She said in a grouch.
"You two should hurry, I'll take over." Odawa said floating behind the counter.
"Thanks." Ninciao said as we headed out the door.
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We were on our way to see the epic moment that started it all.
"So, do you know where the fight was?" Ninciao questioned making me stop dead in my tracks. "You don't know! I thought since you were more the expert than I was you knew every detail!"
"Hey give me some credit. At least I stayed up to watch it." I snapped.
"That's because you pick the worst possible time to watch the anime." She snapped as well.
"Okay, don't panic we'll just keep walking until we see or hear explosions." I said in a calm matter
*BOOM*
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It took us long enough, but we finally made it. It was just like the anime, only I'm actually living it. We arrived just about in the scene where maka and soul argue.
"Hey maka, how's it going?" I greeted getting their attention, including Blair's.
"Well, well if it isn't the sword boy." Blair said.
"What are you two doing here?" Maka questioned.
"We thought you should have an audience to your final mission." I said with a smile. Although, since I knew what was gonna happen. I should warn them…NAAH!
"What's wrong? Having a little trouble?" Ninciao said.
"No, we're just fine." Maka stated annoyed.
"What are you doing you idiot?" Soul said to maka.
"Shut up, or were you just gonna try beating her by getting a nosebleed again?" Maka mocked, getting soul ever more mad. "Men are completely useless sometimes. You only ran into Blair's house in the first place because you knew she was taking a bath." Maka said.
"Now you're just making false accusations." Soul retorted. "And would you tell me how girls always come up with these wild assumptions in the first place!"
"Hm, women's intuition." Maka answered.
"Is that even real at times or is it just made up?" I whispered to ninciao. She just shrugged.
"I don't understand you sometimes." Soul groaned.
"Hey there scythe boy, is that dumb girl of yours giving you a hard time?" Blair questioned, sugar-coating each word. "Why don't you forget about her and come be mine? I would never ever yell at you like she is no matter what you did to me."
Man, this is that annoying part. She is almost like a kid at times. Or maybe that's just my opinion.
"Hold on witch, I'm soul's partner not you okay? Our conversations don't concern you." Maka stated to Blair. Then she turned to me. Oh god, why me?
"Well what about you sword boy? You wanna come with me? I bet we'll have a lot more fun than when you're with her." She offered. I just frowned.
"Look, ninciao may not be a lot of things." I began.
"HEY!" She shouted.
"But she's my friend and partner. And even for an offer like that, I'd still choose her over you." I said before I pointed at her, making my arm turn in to the blade of my weapon form. Funny, I didn't even think of it that time.
"Hmm, is that so? Well, we'll see about that." She said, sounding actually serious. Then she lifted bother sleeves. Wait a minute, wasn't she only supposed to lift one? It was too late to ponder as one of them was headed straight for us! I pushed ninciao away and dodge rolled to the other side to avoid being smacked into a crater. Maka then leapt into the air and sliced at Blair, but only getting the pumpkin. Maka landed on her feet just as Blair was about to attack.
"Pum, pumpkin, pumpkin, SMAKING PUMPKIN!" Is what she shouted as orange lightning formed around her hands then she clapped them together and sending it into the ground making an energy like pumkin appear. The shockwave of it sent maka a foot away. As she was getting up, Blair's hat started to form a hand then it grabbed maka by the leg and started swinging her around. She used soul to grab onto a ceiling of a house making some debris fall. Man this is epic, even though I almost died. I ran over to ninciao to check on her, but not before seeing Blair summon another pumpkin then floated in front of maka. After which she was unleashing a barrage of pumpkin missiles. I don't know if that's the actual name so I might as well let it be something. I had to pull her up and run to catch up s maka was dodging all of them. Then she lost her footing and slid down a houses roof. I had to squeeze in-between two houses to see her use soul to stop herself from falling off the edge.
"Soul I don't understand why you haven't been answering me." Maka said still dangling.
"Maka." Came soul's voice.
"There you are." She said. Then soul transformed back to his human form with his hand holding maka's.
"Stop talking." Was all he said before letting go. Then maka fell. Luckily there was a dumpster full of soft trash bags to cushion her fall.
"Hey what did you drop me like that for!" Maka said steaming mad at soul. Oh, yeah I tried to forget this part for two reasons. This is the first.
"I don't think we should be partners anymore maka. You see… I only want to be witch Blair's weapon now." Soul said as he turned around showing his pink heart-shaped eyes and he had a nose-bleed. Maka's shocked expression was funny, but soul's face just made me a little sick.
"Oh do you really want me?" Blair said acting like a little girl who just got her way. Or maybe that was just my opinion on how she sounded.
"Blair! You used you're magic to make soul want to be with you, that's a dirty trick." Maka said, pointing an accusing finger at her.
"You really are stupid." Soul said making maka confused. "Any man would choose a body like Blair's over your flat chest. She didn't have to trick me to pick me to make me pick her instead of you." Soul said, bringing a hurt expression to maka's face. This was the second reason. Just the fact that soul used a tactic like this was a little mean.
"You men... All of you, you're horrible. Cheating on every woman. But you, you I decided to trust. I put my faith in you. I can't believe this." She said with her fist clenched as tears started to form. "I WISH THAT ALL OF YOU WOULD JUST DIE!" She shouted. "Hey soul, you said all women make wild assumption without reasoning first right? Is that what you said? WELL WHAT REASON DO MEN HAVE FOR CHEATING! IT'S NOT FAIR!" She yelled.
"How'm I supposed to know, I can't answer that." Soul said with a toothy smile. Then his arm turned into scythe around Blair trapping her. "After all cool men don't cheat on their partners do they?" He finished as Blair let out an 'almost' cute whine. Maka looked up with an expression I couldn't read.
"MAKAA!" Soul shouted as he lashed out his other arm for maka to grasp. With a serious face she grabbed his hand as he transformed into his scythe form and slicing Blair in half, turning her into a witches soul. Or at least that's what they thought.
"We've got them all good job." Soul said holding Blair's soul in his hand. Or at least 'one' of them.
"PRESENTING THE NEWEST, COOLEST DEATHE-SCYTH DUO IN THE WORLD: SOUL AND MAKA!" Ninciao announced holding maka and souls arms up like they were wrestlers, making them both sweatdrop. Sometimes she can be so childish.
"That's right, once I eat this I'll be the coolest death scythe around. Besides, it's not the shape or the form that matters it's the soul right nothing else." Soul said to maka. Then he swallowed it whole and chewed then gulped it down. Then wind started to pick up around Soul.
"RAAAAHHH! THE POWER! I CAN FEEL INCREDIBLE POWEERRRRRR!" He roared as blades appeared on his body like spirit. And cue ultimate fail in three, two, and one. "Or not." He said before burping.
"What? No way." Maka said in disbelief. And right on cue, Blair walked next to them in cat form. I kneeled down to pet her, seeing as how her animal form is less annoying. She let out a meow, getting their attention.
"Don't tell me… You're not?" Maka said almost speechless.
"I never said I was a witch you just made that all on your own." She said as a mater a factly.
"Talk about irony." Ninciao said. Then in a puff of pink smoke she transformed back to her human form showing her purple cat ears that where hidden under her hat.
"I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of power." She said as she was trying to get closer to me as I was pushing her away. Soul and maka were even more shocked by this statement.
"If she took her hat off while she was taking a bath we would have seen the cat ears. And this whole fiasco would have been for nothing." Ninciao explained.
"The shape and form don't matter isn't that right soul, right?" She questioned getting closer in their face than in mine.
"You've got to be kidding. Does that mean I ate 99 human souls and one cat's soul? That cannot be right." Soul said squatting on the ground.
"Did it taste like tuna." Ninciao questioned earning a sweatdrop from soul.
I walked over to maka to see her staring into space.
"And that's not all.." Maka said as she remembered lord deaths words. And seeing as how I can't let a moment like this pass up, I did a lord death impression.
"The witch's soul is very important. If you slip up all of the 99 kishin souls you two have collected will be confiscated. All will be confiscated. All confiscated." I said as I echoed the last word.
"Could you please stop?" She mumbled.
"Sorry." I said.
"So that means…. WE failed!" She stated.
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"DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT." Soul shouted as he revved his motorcycle and drove off. Then Blair summoned three pumpkins and flew after soul, with me and ninciao on the other two. And no we didn't know she would do that.
"He just ate you're soul you damn cat. What are you still doing up there!" Maka shouted at Blair.
"You aren't very smart are you little girlie? Don't you know all cats have nine souls?" She explained to maka. So that means Blair has to die eight times before actually dies. Not that I'm gonna kill her or anything.
"So soul, when are you gonna leave this dumb girl for me anyway?" Blair questioned.
"BLAIR GO AWAY! STOP FOLLOWING US WILL YA!" Maka shouted annoyed.
"Come on soul, you know you want to." She said with a smile on her face.
"This situation isn't cool at all." Is what soul said, even though I was too high to hear him. And the best part about this whole thing is that this is where the episode is supposed to go to black star, my least favorite character. Just because he's so annoying is why. But, since I'm here. There is no cut and I can live here forever. Or at least until mine and ninciao's covers are blown about us being in another dimension.
"AND LEAVE PK AND NINCIAO ALONE! THEY'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU!" Maka shouted. Why maka why? I was being ignored. Then Blair turned to me.
"Ninciao let's go." Is what I would have said IF NINCIAO WAS THERE! All that was left was an empty pumpkin seat. I swear on Death the Kid's symmetry I will find one of odawa's frying pans and kill her.
"So pk, now that that girl of yours is gone let's have some fun." Blair said as she pulled my pumpkin closer to her.
Final synopsis of today: Was it worth it for the entire day to lead to this…. No.
Pk: HELLO! Pk here. And I hoped you've enjoyed the second chapter. Now I'm going to aks a favor to you soul eater fans, and I mean the expert ones. Me and Ninciao will enlist in the DWMA in the next chapter. And Me, being the adventurous type will try to look for some dangerous mission. Only for ninciao to do a simple protection mission for some princess. I know it's kind of weird, but it's the soul eater universe. A lot of stuff is weird so-
Ninciao: So we need you the reader to come up with the enemies for pk and me, but don't make them too tough. We want to live. So send in your not so best villain and we'll give you an honorable mention and a cheese sandwitch. Also following up that chapter will be a non ch. That will star blair and pk.
Pk: Why me. :'(
Ninciao: So as the old saying goes: Stay tuned and keep those laptops humming.
Odawa: And if you value your head you'll review.