Chapter One:
Senora Bonnie Senior lay on the lounge chair in a pink string bikini, reveling in the massive sun lamp by the pool of her father in law's private island resort. Her eyes were covered and for a moment, she reflected on the last few months since the whole alien invasion thing. As per usual, Kim Possible and her loser boyfriend had nearly caused the end of her world. Fortunately, after she hadn't graduated, Junior took her in to his extravagantly wealthy family. Sure, his father creeped her out, but it was a small price to pay for getting what she deserved.
At the moment, Senor Senior Senior had sent Junior away on business so Bonnie was busying herself with keeping the servants on their toes. With a practiced hand, she reached out to her glass and shook the slightly warmed ice that was within. In an instant, a butler was at her side with a new drink. "I shouldn't have to shake my drink to get your attention, should I?" she asked.
"No, Senor..." he replied.
"Did I tell you to speak?"
"Eh, no..."
Bonnie lifted her eye covers off and glared at the man. She watched him walk away as she took a sip of the cool lemonade before a shadow fell over her. Looking up, there stood a portly woman with glasses, freckles and a massive smile containing the biggest gap between teeth she had ever seen. "You're in my light. Who hired you, anyway?"
"I did." came the familiar voice of Senor Senior Senior. "Perhaps my son did not fully explain the arrangements of living under my roof."
Bonnie sighed, covering her eyes again and resuming her tanning. "Whatever. Junior said nothing about having to work."
"Oh, the family business is quite exciting, I assure you. And this lovely young lady is going to help you." Senior stated, gesturing to the woman standing over Bonnie.
"Oh, Senor Senior Senior, you're much too kind!" came the annoyingly high pitched voice.
Bonnie lifted her eye covers again, focusing on the odd stuffed toy that hung around the woman's neck. "What, like a tutor or something?"
Senior gave that evil snicker that he seemed to enjoy a little too much. "No, my new daughter. That's been done already. This is DNAmy. She is going to help you get your revenge on Kim Possible."
Bonnie grinned.
"Okay, explain to me again why you said I was late." Ron said once they were out of the cave and in the air in Joe's aircraft.
"Did you not get your acceptance letter to the Canadian Spy School?" Joe asked in his recognizable soft, yet mysterious voice.
"I got accepted to Spy School?!" Ron shouted. "Boo-Yah!"
"Wait, Ron didn't get any acceptance letters from Canada." Kim said.
"It was hidden within two weeks of your Middleton Newspaper." Joe explained.
Ron pointed a finger at Kim. "See! I told you there were hidden messages in the newspaper!"
Kim rolled her eyes. "You were only reading the comics."
"It's unfortunate that you didn't receive your letter, but at the moment you're first assignment is coming up and your partner has been waiting a year for your studies to catch up."
"Partner?" Ron asked, bewildered.
"But Joe... why Ron? He's not even Canadian." Kim asked, mystified herself.
"Actually... he is."
Kim and Ron looked at each other. "What?" Ron asked.
"That's impossible." Kim stated. "I've known him since..."
"Preschool. We know." Joe said, not taking his concentration off of his flight path. "I'll explain when we get to base."
A blanket of lights appeared and quickly approached as Joe flew the aircraft through city streets towards a sprawling building near the middle of the city. "That looks like a shopping mall." Kim said, pointing.
"It is." Joe said. "One of the largest in the world."
"Spankin'." she grinned. "So where's home base?"
Joe didn't say a word. Instead, he landed the aircraft atop the highest point of the building and opened the hatch. "Welcome to home base."
Kim's face lit up. "This so blows the Global Justice hidden base out of the water!" Ron's face wasn't as optimistic. "What's wrong?"
Ron looked over at her, removing his ski goggles. "I'm waiting for an explanation." he said, looking toward Joe, who was standing in an elevator.
"Come young Stoppable." Kim and Ron gathered in the elevator with Joe and began descending.
"But how can I not be American?" Ron asked. "My parents..."
"Didn't it seem odd to you that after so many years, your parents adopted a young girl?" Joe asked. Ron shrugged. "They adopted you as well."
"Whoa!" Ron shouted, holding out his hands. "I'm adopted? Why didn't they tell me?!"
"I'm guessing this will be their way of telling you." Kim said, squeezing her boyfriend's shoulders for comfort.
"I don't even know who I am anymore!" Ron shouted, covering his face with his hands.
"You're still Ron Stoppable, my boyfriend. A world class hero and the Ultimate Monkey Master." Kim offered. Ron smiled.
"Thanks Kim." he said, holding her gloved hand. "But I still don't get what this is all about."
"I didn't choose you to be mentored as a Canadian Spy at random, young Stoppable." Joe said as the elevator began to slow.
"I just figured it was because I was Kim's sidekick."
"Hardly." Joe stated as the doors to the elevator slid aside. Inside were personnel working on various computer terminals, and all were wearing the same red coveralls that Joe wore, each with a name stitched on the chest.
"Huh. They really are Canadian Spy uniforms." Kim noticed, a little surprised.
"Ron!" everyone in the room seemed to shout. Both Kim and Ron's mouths hung open.
Joe stood aside as an older man with a large greying moustache stepped up to Ron and offered a hand in greeting. "Goo die chew ya."
"What?" Ron asked, clearly not having heard him correctly.
"He said, 'Good day to you." came a female voice from behind the man.
"This is Liam." Joe said, introducing the mustached man. "And this is Kate. Your partner."
As Liam stepped aside, a red haired athletic young woman stepped up to shake Ron's hand. She cast an uncanny resemblance to Kim and even in the baggy coveralls, Ron had to consciously keep his eyebrows from raising in surprise. Kim's eyes narrowed and she stepped between Ron and Kate. "I'm sorry. The position of red haired female partner has been taken."
"You are?" Kate asked, offering her hand in greeting.
"I'm... I'm Kim Possible." Kim said, a little surprised that she would have to introduce herself in the spy world.
"She helped stop Dr. Drakken's plot to siphon the Great Lakes a few years ago." Joe explained.
"Not to mention his plot to take over the world with Diablo toys and repel an alien invasion!" Kim said.
"Actually, we never had any Bueno Nacho outlets in Canada and the Lorwardian invasion never reached here. I guess they never saw us as a threat." Joe pointed out.
"No Bueno Nacho?!" Ron exclaimed. "Okay KP, we're out of here."
"Is god a chob tado." Liam said.
"Excuse me?" Kim asked.
"He said that Ron's got a job to do, and he's right." Joe translated, putting his hand on Ron's shoulder. "You're a year behind in your classes, but you have an important assignment nonetheless."
"Yeah, but..." Ron stammered, looking over at Kim, who suddenly had the look of feeling out of place for the first time in her life. "What about Kim?"
Joe shook his head. "She has her duty, just as you have yours."
"You mean?" Ron asked.
"We're being split up?" Kim finished.
"You're not Canadian." Kate said with a no nonsense look on her face. "I'm sorry."
"Don't be." Kim said, nearly shouted as she ground her teeth. Ron turned, taking Kim by the hand and leading her away.
"It does make a little bit of sense, Kim." Ron whispered.
"Splitting up?" Kim asked plainly. She knew she was using her anger to cover her heartache, worry, and surprise.
"What? No! I mean, remember Cheer Camp? What are the odds I'd turn into a beaver?!" Ron surmised.
"America has beavers too, Ron." Kim countered.
"But as a national mascot? Look at my dad. He's an Actuary... and I'm terrible at math!" Ron said. "It kinda fits."
"What about us? I mean, it's not like it's Norway or anything but how can we be together if you're up here?"
Ron gave her a quizzical look. "I thought I was the one that was supposed to be freaking."
Kim threw her arms around him. "That's why I need you, Ron. You freak so that I don't have to." she said, squeezing her eyes shut.
"They just want one mission and I swear I'll be back." Ron smiled.
"Ron..." Kim wanted to say how they wanted him to be a permanent operative. How she suddenly wanted to fight their way out of here.
"Ms. Possible." Joe started. "If you'll follow me." he said, gesturing to the elevator. "You can take in the mall if you like, otherwise we can manage to get you some transportation home."
The Canadian Spy Agency had another thing coming if they thought she was leaving without Ron. "I'll stick around, thanks." she said, stepping into the elevator.