(AL goes to VR system of Pax ship)
Avatar Lister: Pax?
(Pax comes out as faceless thing that does funky modern dance)
Avatar Lister: What the smeg?
Pax: Can a circle cry to a computer swing?
Avatar Lister: How the smeg should I know?
Pax: what are the mathematics of tears? what are the mathematics of tears? what are the mathematics of tears?
Avatar Lister: More importantly, what are the mathematics of dancing? You bloody well don't seem to know them. Pax, I need the access to your memory file of the day of the battle.
Pax(still doing funky dance): Access denied! Access denied!
Avatar Lister: Would you stop it with that bloody dawnce! Look, I really need to see those files. Computah, do access override authorization : smegpot
Pax: Access accepted
Avatar Lister: It's about time! Take me to that important day.
(file opening)
(group of holo high guard singing with avatar Pax next to a cake)
High guard folks: Happy Birthday to Pax, happy birthday to yoooooooou!!
Avatar: Not that imporant day, you smeghead, the day of battle...
(another file opening)
(holo officers officers mess hall, captain in front)
Captain: Now is the time for the annual officers food battle!
officers: Yay!
Avatar Lister(sighs): Looks like it's going to be a long day.
More to come as soon when I get an idea
Avatar Lister: Pax?
(Pax comes out as faceless thing that does funky modern dance)
Avatar Lister: What the smeg?
Pax: Can a circle cry to a computer swing?
Avatar Lister: How the smeg should I know?
Pax: what are the mathematics of tears? what are the mathematics of tears? what are the mathematics of tears?
Avatar Lister: More importantly, what are the mathematics of dancing? You bloody well don't seem to know them. Pax, I need the access to your memory file of the day of the battle.
Pax(still doing funky dance): Access denied! Access denied!
Avatar Lister: Would you stop it with that bloody dawnce! Look, I really need to see those files. Computah, do access override authorization : smegpot
Pax: Access accepted
Avatar Lister: It's about time! Take me to that important day.
(file opening)
(group of holo high guard singing with avatar Pax next to a cake)
High guard folks: Happy Birthday to Pax, happy birthday to yoooooooou!!
Avatar: Not that imporant day, you smeghead, the day of battle...
(another file opening)
(holo officers officers mess hall, captain in front)
Captain: Now is the time for the annual officers food battle!
officers: Yay!
Avatar Lister(sighs): Looks like it's going to be a long day.
More to come as soon when I get an idea