Kuma: Hello adoring fans!

*crickets*

Kuma: Very Funny. Guess What?

Iggy:You got a FMB shirt. Good for you.

Kuma:And a Allied Powers shirt! they forgot canada...

Iggy:Who?

Kuma:Canada you Fuckin Moronic Pirate BASTARD!

Iggy: Do you want to end up like Spain?

Kuma: But i'm a NINJA! Thank you Kiku-sensei *bows*

Kiku-sensei: You are welcome, Kuma-san

Kuma:plus, Ivans on my side. he has an army of dementors.

Iggy:*pales*

Kuma: REVIEW QUESTION! What was your best, worst, or most unexpected/oddest gift this X-mas?Mine was FMB shirt, heart necklace, and a gross of personalized pencils. (144)

Read and Review.

Iggy: And Petition to set me free. please. 0 of you have.

Kuma: MWAHAHAHA you shall FAIL! XD Sorry for the wait!

Hogwarts was walking with Sealand,Hong Kong, and Taiwan to care of magical creatures. England had just finished his lesson on french magicians. Most of the time he had been "and i said take that frog! don't try to rape me again. Cause french are bunch of disgusting perverts..." Taiwan had been nodding the whole time. "Hey, who's that" asked Ron.

"oh, this is Alicia, my cousin. she's a fith year."Sea replied. Suddenly Japan walked around a corner.

"Kiku! why are you here? Let me guess it's about Yong Soo."Taiwan nodded.

"Konichawa of. I need to talk to Yao-san. Where is he?"

"He's Teaching a class. Why did you need him?"

"Yong Soo- told everyone where they are at the world meeting. So Alfred-kun might come..."

Sealand and Hong stared at him.

"Alfred WILL come. I am gonna kill Yong Soo. What if Ivan comes..."

Sealand paled. Alfred would be ok, but IVAN! "we have to warn Jerk-Arthur and Yao."

They ran back to the classroom, where England was preparing a lesson.

"!"

Peter two older nations stared at them.

"who told you that ~Aru?"

"Kiku! He just appeared out of nowhere cause he's a ninja. How'd he get past the dementors anyway?"

"you should go back to your common room. We aren't leaving" Peter,Xiang, and Mei walked back to he Grryffondor common room, but everyone was huddled around the enterance. Taiwan pushed forward and saw the Fat Lady's painting had been ripped up by someone witha knife. Suddenly Alicia was in her head saying,

"The Marauders are back, Wormtail is back. Padfoot is back. Moony is back. Finally." over and over again. McGonnagall ordered everyone to sleep in the great hall. That night.

HAI THIS IS A PAGE BREAK BYE

The next exciting thing happened during care of magical creatures. They were watchhing the movement of flobberworms when the sound of helicopters were heard. Everyone looked up just in time to see a blond man parachuting towards them. "Hey ALFRED!" Sealand shouted while Taiwan and Hong Kong the startled faces of the class Taiwan explained. "Arthur and Yao are part of a world conference, as representatives of England and China. I'm the representative for Taiwan, and Alfred," she pointed to the sky "Is the American representative. He's also slightly in love with Arthur...and he's eccentric... I'm gonna kill Yong Soo a million times" Taiwan continued planning murder, when Alfred finally landed.

"Hiyah Peter! Hi Mei, Xiang! where's Artie ?"

"Teaching, then helping me kill Yong Soo. you know this is a Magic School, right? And that you really shoudn't be here, or bringing helicopters or anything!"

"Whaa? Why ya gonna kill Ko-Yong Soo." everyone in the class sweatdropped.

"Why don't you say hi to arthur then leave."

"No Way! this is frikin awesome! Now i'm gonna go bother Iggy. See ya!"

This was the weirdest thing in Care of Magical creatures since the Buckbeak incident. They all watched the blond man leave, no one noticed the flobberworms were mauling some "innocent" slytherin boy.

"This is wierd."

"Huh?i find it normal."

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