Lynsandria: Hehe, I'm here now. And chapter two belongs to me! Ready…? BEGIN!

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The room had gone completely silent. The shattering of glass echoed throughout the room, but no one reacted. Everyone was focused on what Zelos had just said. Finally, Regal spoke up. "You shouldn't spread rumors like that, someone could get hurt badly."

"No! I'm serious!" shouted Zelos. "Yuan's a woman!"

"Zelos, you shouldn't lie," whispered Lloyd.

"I'll prove it!" shouted Zelos. He raced across the table to Yuan who looked too shocked to speak. "There!" he shouted yanking off Yuan's shirt.

"What the hell are you doing?" Lloyd started to shout but froze when he saw Yuan. What he saw was a garment that most men wouldn't wear unless they were perverts. He let out a whisper "They're so big."

"You damn pervert!" shouted Yuan whose voice sounded strangely higher.

Regal also leapt into his chivalrous form. "Zelos, you never rip a girl's shirt off! NEVER!"

"I've got to touch them," whispered Zelos who was now enchanted by Yuan's chest. But as he reached out his hand, Yuan grabbed it.

"I am going to kill you, you pervert!" shouted Yuan.

"Another evil demonic banshee!" shouted Zelos who started running down the hallway.

"I'm going to kill you, you little son of a bitch!" shouted Yuan who forgot to put her shirt on as she took after Zelos.

Meanwhile, at the end of the hallway, Colette was walking out of her room, yawning after her afternoon nap. Suddenly, she saw Zelos run past her. But what she saw next was something that she thought she would never see. Yuan, who was running down the hall, who was almost half naked, had that on.

"What the?" whispered Colette, finally able to speak.

"Aw, man," whispered Zelos as Yuan was gaining on him. "He, whoops; she is almost gaining on me!"

But Zelos was rescued by the arrival of Presea, who stood in the middle of the hall way between Zelos and Yuan.

"Excuse me," said Yuan, but Presea wouldn't move. She was partially looking at Yuan's chest.

"Big," whispered Presea.

"Aw damn," said Yuan who was getting tired of people commenting on her chest. "I'm putting on a shirt."

After they had managed to calm Zelos down and managed to get Yuan wearing woman's clothing, they managed to get to the interrogation. Yuan sat in the center of the room, sitting in a feminine pose, a pose that she hadn't done for years.

Lloyd chose to start. "Um, so you're really a woman?"

"Of course she is!" said Zelos who chose to sit as far away from Yuan as possible. "Did you see how gifted she is?"

"You are going to die," said Yuan.

"Okay, calm down," said Regal who was trying to stay sensible. "Why did you fake being a man?"

"Um, it started in the Kharlan war," said Yuan. "They didn't allow women into the army. So I faked being a man. I got lessons on how to talk like one. I wore bandages to make my breasts appear smaller and more suitable for a man. But then Mithos, Kratos, and Martel found me and well, it would be hard to explain everything. And I figured I'd just live like a man for the rest of my life."

"I see," said Regal. "And what about Martel?"

"Oh, geez, I bet it was hot," said Zelos looking disappointed. "Damn, I wish I was there."

"Go to hell!" shouted Yuan. "Um, anyway, Martel thought I was a guy. And well…"

"Does that mean you like girls?" shouted Zelos looking excited. "Oh boy, oh boy."

"No!" shouted Yuan.

"Calm yourself!" shouted Regal; holding Yuan back. "We still have questions!"

"Fine," said Yuan sitting back down.

"What about your true name?" asked Regal who was sitting back in his chair now. "Yuan is obviously now a girl's name."

Yuan sighed. "Part of me knew this day would come." She sighed again. "Yulie."

Zelos laughed. "Is that what you call a name? Man, you must have been a disturbed kid!"

"Shut up!" shouted Yuan, er Yulie. "It's old elvish alright?"

"Okay, calm down," said Regal who was trying to keep everyone calm. "I don't see how this could ruin our hot springs visit today."

"Hot springs?" said Yulie looking worried.

"They'll help us all calm down," said Regal calmly.

"What the hell?" They turned. Sheena stood in the doorway, looking very angry. "What the hell are you doing wearing my clothes you pervert?"

"Wait no!" shouted Yulie. "Raine didn't have an extra that I could wear!" But Sheena ignored her, preferring to charge into battle.

"Oh, my god, this is so hot," said Zelos watching the two women battle.

"What the hell?" shouted Sheena again, realizing Yulie's sudden sex change. "You're a girl?"

"Aw, this is going to be hell," said Yulie quietly, ignoring how Zelos was acting.

"Tancred, are you sure about this?" Mio was following her husband Tancred up a large tower which was now known as the mana cannon.

"Oh sure," said the shorter man. "Come on, it'll be fun. Besides, do we have anything better to do?"

Mio sighed. "Fine! But don't do anything too dangerous!"

"Don't worry!" said the man who had reached the spiral staircase. "Now, how the hell do we fire this thing?"

Mio sighed, her hand partially covering her face. "Don't you remember? You summon mana and fire it! Remember how Sheena did it with the summon spirits?"

"Oh relax," said her husband putting his hand against the rock siding.

Mio realized what was happening. "Dammit Tancred! Remove your hand!"

"What?" asked Tancred confused but it was too late. Mana had transferred from the wizard's hand to the mana cannon. A light appeared in the center of the mechanism growing bigger and bigger with each passing second. When the light grew to the size of the entire area around it, it shot up wards suddenly. "No!" shouted Tancred. "No! No! No!"

"Dammit!" shouted Mio running over. "Not good!"

The two sprinted up the stairs three steps at a time. When they finally reached the top, they had a good view of the area around them. Mio gazed up and then had a look of intense rage on her face. "Dammit Tancred, look what you did!"

Tancred eyes followed the mana cannon's aim and gasped. The light had just hit a distant planet known as Derris Kharlan. At first, the planet appeared to be unaffected, however they soon realized what they had just done as the planet started plummeting towards their planet. Tancred slowly turned towards Mio. "Man," he said quietly. "I fucked up, didn't I?"

Despite Yulie's sudden change, Regal had insisted they still go to the hot springs. Yulie hadn't been to many hot springs for obvious reasons. She wrapped a towel about her body and opened the hot springs door.

"You pervert!" Sheena slapped Yulie.

"Damn it, I'm a girl!" shouted Yulie, slipping into the water as Sheena backed off. "Wow, the water's so relaxing."

"Yup," said Colette.

"Let's just hope things don't go like last time," said Raine quietly who could even act professional on vacation.

Little did the girls know that two red heads just happen to be outside, one with the intention of peeking and the other not knowing what he was getting himself into.

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Mttnoonan: Wow we've finished the second chapter!

Lynsandria: You mean I finished the second chapter.
Mttnoonan: Good point…but I helped!

Lynsandria: How?

Mttnoonan: I went and killed the head of 4kids while you were writing!

Lynsandria: Excellent, now Luffy, Ichigo, Yoh, and all those other animes that are prisoners of their dubbing! Anyway, please review.