Quick note, yeah, Hermione, in my story, is Herheinie. It isn't a typo. And yes, Hienie as in butt. or ass. whichever you prefer.

Yeah, Ron will show up as a major story piece.

And Now, I present...

Chapter 2 The Beginning...Why must it be like this?

'Finally, It's starting.' Herheinie thought excitedly as she raised her arm to knock on Harry's door, when she suddenly heard someone screaming in pain." OMG!!! What da F!#$ are YOU?! AHHH!! OH NO! OH GOD! PLEASE!! I have 3 kids and a TOILET!! A TOILET!! OH GOD-!!"

Startled, she looked down and saw a delivery boy's pizza hat.

[See -- http://i225 .photobucket. com/albums/ dd48/ EseGasca/pizza. jpg -- for the image (eliminate spaces)

She retracted her gloved fist (It was winter, jacket and all) and said to no one in particular, "Maybe I should come back later..." as she slowly backed away.

"Reducto!" Harry's door was blasted to pieces.

Herheinie let out a squeak and threw her arms up to protect herself. "Not much time! We have to go." Harry appeared at the doorway wearing a black coat with black jeans and converse.

Harry walked by her, grabbing her wrist at such a fast walk, Herheinie had to do a small jog to keep up.

He marched ahead, grinning. "H-Harry! Y-you're hair!" she gasped, trying to catch her breath . She had inevitably noticed the change in his "do", or, in muggle terms, his hairstyle. He looked back at the girl he was still dragging by the wrist, "You mean my 'fro?"

(Don't worry, it gets better)

She nodded in reply, too out of breath to speak. "Awesome, huh?" "Harry! I can't go anymore!" Herheinie said hastily, running out of breath.

"It doesn't matter; we're here anyway. Wait for me here." Harry disappeared into a nearby building, and, once Herheinie caught her breath, realized it was a car dealership.

"Wha-?"Seconds later Harry drove away from the dealership lot towards Herheine. He pulled up in a mustang convertible. "Hop in, Quick!" "Harry!" She said, climbing in the passenger seat, "Where did you get the money for this?" She asked in wonder.

"I didn't" he grinned and shot off before Herheinie even closed her door. "HEY! GET BACK HERE!!!" A fat man in a business suit ran out of the dealership and after the car.

"GET BACK HERE AND PAY FOR IT!!!!" Thinking quickly, the large man looked around. He spotted a small child on a tricycle and kicked him over. "ARGH! MY TRICYCLE!" The fat man screamed and got on the tricycle that was only as tall as his shin.

"Shit! He's got wheels!'' Harry shouted to Herheinie as he looked back at the fat man. "Shit! He's catching up!"

"What? That's not possible!" Said Herheinie in disbelievement. She looked back and said, "See? You can't even see hi-" Harry turned her head around. Her eyes widened as she saw the fat car dealer right next to her. "But we're going eighty miles an hour!"

"Well so is he!" Harry retorted.

"ARGH" The fat man screamed in anger "NO!" Harry screamed as the dealer pushed his tricycle into the convertible, grinding their car into the guardrail, sending sparks into the air.

"He's overpowering us!" shouted Harry as their car was being pushed relentlessly into the guardrail under the trike that repeatedly pushed against them. "NONE of this makes any sense!" Herheinie freaked out. She pulled out her wand and shot a jet of light at the tricycle to no effect.

"Harry! My wand's not-" "Great idea!" Harry grabbed her wand and threw it into the tricycle's spokes. "NOOO! MY TRICYCLE OF DOOM!!! NOOO!!!" The fat man shouted as his trike veered off into a fire hydrant and burst into flames. The hydrant exploded and sent gallons of water into the air. It fell back into the fire and increased it.

"No! My wand!" Herheinie cried as they drove away from the scene. "Here, you can have this one!" Harry said, producing a black wand. "Harry... where did you get this?" Herheinie asked suspiciously. "Oh... I don't know..."

-/-/-/-/-/-/- FLASHBACK SPELL!!!-/-/-/-/-/-/-

'This is it, Albus." Severus Snape said, with Draco cowering in fear behind him. "Not so, you'll have to duel me first!" Dumbledore said, reaching for his wand. "...What the? Now where'd it go?... oh, fidelsticks" he said as he was hit by a green blaze emitted from Snape's wand.

-/-/-/-/-/-/- End of Flashback Spell-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-

"Hmmm..." She hummed, eying the wand. "Oh shizzle..." (A/N yeah he did just say shizzle) "Harry... what's wrong?" Herheinie asked. "Bee!" At 80 m/ph they were heading for certain impact with this deadly creature. "If we hit that, we're screwed!" Harry shouted. Thinking quickly, he swerved the car to the left, crashing through the guardrail over a cliff to a long drop.

[for pic: -- http:// i225. albums/dd48/ EseGasca/ OMG .jpg --- but remove spaces after putting in address bar

"OMG!" shrieked Herheinie "That was close" sighed Harry. "What the hell, Harry! 'If we hit that, we're screwed!' what the hell!" she mocked his previous statement as their car flew through the air. "It could be worse" said Harry. "Oh, nevermind! Now! Cushioning Char-"

BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

The resounding impact of the explosion of their car hitting the canyon floor wretched Harry and Herheinie out of their seats .

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Cliffhanger!

That's it for this chapter. You're in Author's Notes now. If you bothered to read this far, let me explain this picture feature I set up. is a bitch, cause You can't put URLs in your stories. thats why I have URLs to pics I draw for this story that are spaced out. Here's an example with something else I drew and put on photobucket:

http:// i225.photobucket. com/albums/ dd48/EseGasca/ sc0011a848 .jpg

by spacing parts of the URL this website won't be able to tell it's a URL. So all you, the reader has to do, is copy the URL into your address bar and delete the spaces out of it. If on the story I tried to post a full URL it would be this:

http://i225.

I put a whole URL but only part of it showed.

so in parenthesis in my story where it says you can view a pic, the URL is everything between the -- marks, exluding the -- marks. just aking it as clear as possible.

Now for Author's Notes relative to the story:

Yeah Herheinie does now have Dumbledore's wand. If you read Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows you know what this means.
every little thing has huge signifigance in future storyline. Even the bee. I didn't write one worthless thing.

By the way, this is only part of my original chapter 2. about 1/4 of it. I decided to space it out.

And yes, A lot more characters will be showing up.

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