Disclaimer. I don't own any of the characters, except Avery, who I don't really own . . .

Chapter 2

"Rrrraaaarrrrrrr!" a bit green alien with large claws screamed and jumped out at her

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Faith shouted and grabbed the first thing she could reach, a can of deodorant, and sprayed it at the thing. It fell back and she ran past it running into the kitchen and shutting the door. Quickly she began searching for a weapon. I don't want to die I don't want to die she thought. The thing or alien or whatever pounded against the door. Faith kept looking for something anything to help her. Her hand closed around something solid. The door sprang open and the thing burst in. Faith didn't hesitate and wacked it over the head with the hockey stick she had found. It crumpled to the floor. Faith breathed a sigh of relief, until she heard more movement from the hall way. She raised the hockey stick in defence when Luke, that Clyde guy, a teenage girl who might have been in her maths class and a woman in about her forties burst through the door. Faith lowered the hockey stick

"Are you okay!" said Luke

"Oh fine except for the fact a firkin ALIEN JUST ATTACKED ME!" she said

"Well done you actually knocked it unconscious" said the woman bending down towards it "Rani pass the vinegar"

"Stand back" and then the woman threw the vinegar on the alien. It exploded in a shower of green slime covering everyone.

"Gross!" said Clyde trying to rub of the slime from his clothes "This shirt is like designer!"

"I'll explain everything" said Luke to Faith

"We'll cleanup the room" said the woman

Faith and Luke went up to the bathroom still covered in alien goo and began scraping it off with towels.

"Okay what the hell just happened?" said Faith once she had got rid of most of the slime.

"It was an Alien, a slithean" said Luke "It was trying to attack me Clyde, Rani and my mum Sarah Jane. But it got the wrong house"

"So you're saying aliens are real?" said Faith

"Yes, but they aren't all bad" he said

"Next thing you're going to tell me you're an alien" joked Faith. Luke looked down at the floor "YOU'RE AN ALIEN?"

"Well no, I mean kind of" he sighed "I was made by aliens but I'm still human just a bit . . . different"

"Okay" said Faith "So do you guys like fight aliens?"

"Yep, though some are okay" he said "Look I better go me and mum will need to recalibrate Mr Smith's solar anomaly detection facilitator, but I'll see you tomorrow"

"Cool" said Faith "It won't come back though will it?"

"The alien, no, vinegar kills Slithean"

Faith breathed a sigh of relief "Well see you tomorrow then"

When Luke and the others had left Faith went and had a shower. Her hair still felt kinda sticky, though with all the shampoo she had used there couldn't be a trace of slime left.

The next day she met up with Luke and they walked to school together.

"So are vampires real?" she asked

"Possibly" said Luke

"Werewolves?"

"Yep"

"Fairys"

"I doubt it. Most of the creatures we face are often Slithean, Sontarans, Judoon and The Trickster" Luke shuddered at the last one

"So this Trickster guy is bad?"

"Horrible, imagine voldemort then imagine he has an evil cousin twice as ugly with no eyes and pointed teeth" said Luke. It was Faith's turn to shudder

"Well on more normal matters" said Faith "Do we have a physics test today?"

At lunch Faith went to sit with Luke. They were chatting away about the Italian essay they were doing together when Clyde took a seat next to Faith.

"Hey babe" he said

"Uh hi" said Faith

"So there's this new film out and I thought we could go see it together" said Clyde

"Em sorry Clyde I have to . . . revise my Italian essay with Luke" she said

Clyde glared at her "You'll be sorry about the day you rejected Clyde Brian-Ambrose-Bob Langer!" he shouted

"Your middle name is Brian-Ambrose-Bob?" said Luke

"I won't forget this!" said Clyde and he ran away laughing evilly, the sort of evil laughter that can only be achieved through practice.

"I wasn't lying I really do need to revise the Italian essay" said Faith

"You could come over to mine, I'm sure Mr smith could help" said Luke

"Your alien computer?" said Faith

"Yeah, he helps us track aliens" said Luke "Although at one point he tried to kill everyone on earth"

"Oh" was all Faith could think of to say to that.