A/N so this is my second chapter, i hope you like it =)

Embarrassed

We ran for what seemed like ten minutes, and when we finally arrived at the beach, we noticed that both packs where there. Not long ago, Jake got two new members for his pack, Quil and Jared. Since then Jakes pack has been the immature pack, and Jake has been getting into trouble with Sam, but when he had finally got a word with Billy he ordered his pack to order.

"Mum, Dad what are you doing here? I thought you were meant to come here a bit later." Nessie said as she walked over to us. I gave her a hug, and noticed the double meaning behind her words. She gave Edward a hug and we all went to sit down on the driftwood that was laid out around.

"Well Emmett and I got into a fight and I felt that leaving was a sensible decision to make. And anyway, Alice said to get you and Jake over there so yeah we're here to let you know that." He said to Nessie, wide eyed as he read her mind. They just stared into each other's eyes for what seemed like forever, and I just couldn't take it anymore. "OK, can you tell me what you're talking about here, it's getting extremely frustrating." I said as I stood up to face them. They looked at each other, and then just laughed. I didn't get what was so funny, so I got even more annoyed. I looked annoyed, I was sure, because they both stopped laughing and looked at me.

"Well honey, it's nothing really, Nessie was just telling me about her day. And I was surprised to see that she was hanging out with Seth all day, rather than Jake, that's all." he said with a very weird voice – as if he was trying not to laugh. "Well ok, but what seems weird is the fact that you kept me out of the conversation. Is there something your hiding from me Edward?" I said looking straight in his eyes.

One of the many things that I loved about mine and Edward's relationship is the fact that I could get anything out of him without even trying. "Well I... I..." He looked everywhere but at my eyes, as he stuttered. "Dad don't..." Nessie started, but stopped when I looked over at her. "Edward you better tell me now!" I said as I looked over at him. He was clearly about to crack. I got him right where I wanted him when...

Jake, Seth and Quil jumped out of nowhere from behind us, surprising even Edward. He was so shocked and frightened that he jumped up himself and started screaming like a little girl. To make matters worse, he started running in circles and everyone that wasn't watching already, turned their heads to see what the commotion was. Nessie and I were embarrassed to death and thank the lord I was a vampire otherwise I would go redder then a tomato! Poor Nessie was redder then a tomato herself. "And you ask me why I never bring my friends home..." Nessie said looking over at me. To tell you the truth she has a point; our family has gone a little bit insane.

"I bet you wish you said yes to me that day Bells, ha, I wouldn't be screaming like this if it was me..." Jake said as he laughed along with Quil and Seth. "Yeah right, by now you would be in Australia shaking like a Chihuahua and screaming louder than a pig being slaughtered." I said, making him stop laughing. At that Quil and Seth laughed harder than anything. "Mum don't you think we should calm him down, I mean he's been screaming for like 5 minutes now..." Nessie said as we stared at Edward. Yes it was very weird to see a vampire this insane for so long, but ones you get Edward shocked you can't really calm him down quickly.

I nodded, and at that Jake, Seth and I grabbed Edward and sat him back down on the driftwood. Jake had to sit on him, and Seth had to push Edward's shoulders down, so Edward won't escape. It was quite a funny sight to see if you weren't the one helping. I came over to Edward, took his hands in mine, so he won't wave them around and started humming my lullaby in Edward's ear. Slowly, Edward calmed down, and lay down his head on my lap as I was sitting down on the driftwood. It looked as if there was something wrong with Edward, because he closed his eyes, and started sucking his thumb like a baby. Nessie looked at me and then turned around to hide her face. Jake, Seth and Quil were cracking up like no one else on the reservation, but really everyone was laughing like they never have. "Ohh... My... this... would... be... talked... about... for... a... very... long... time!" Seth said in mid laughs.

It was a good 20 minutes before everyone stopped laughing, so then I stood up forgetting Edward being on my lap, as his head bumped on the driftwood and he stood up waking from his little dream. "So Bella, can we go already? It's getting a bit boring." Edward said looking at me. Everyone stared, and I'm sure that everyone thought that Edward has gone insane; I mean how could he go from a complete goof ball to a normal vampire? Well that would probably be one of the things that no one would really find out. "Yeah mum why don't you get dad out of here, while me and Jake go over to the house. See you at seven, bye." Nessie said this very quickly, and before I could even respond, she grabbed Jake and ran from the beach at her full speed. I bet she was just waiting for the perfect escape; I know I am...

"Ok Edward we are going." I said as I grabbed him and started walking away."Bye everyone, see you at seven." They waved and said their goodbyes, as I dragged the very loopy vampire across the beach. "Bells slow down please. I think I need to go to the toilet..." he said as I stopped. Ok he has officially cracked. "Edward I'm only going to say it ones, vampires do not go to the toilet! And what is wrong with you? Did you have a drink yesterday or something, wait a second, now you got me all loopy! Vampires don't get drunk! Ok you need to see Carli..." before I finished he pinned me down and started kissing me very passionately.

Before I knew it was getting pretty dark, and I was sure it was past seven... "Mum, Dad where are you it's time for..." I saw Nessie run into the clearing me and Edward were at. All I know is that having your 17 year old daughter see her parents naked... together... was the worst thing that can possibly happen in her teenage years. She looked at me and then Edward, and then she just turned around and walked away. But to make matters worse Jake just ran in the clearing too, "Ness what's happ... Ohh!" He said as he looked down, and too walked out. I sighed and got up; I was so going to kill Edward when he gets back on earth, because right now he is acting to freaky to understand anything. And I'm guessing if you told him what happened then he would think that it was the best thing in the world, definitely going to wait after the party... OMG the party! This is without a doubt the worst birthday I have ever experienced... And i don't even want to think what will happen after the party!

A/N so yeah, i hope you enjoyed it please review