Constance: Hi guys

Kisshu: You changed your name?

Constance: Yep

MMKM: It's pretty

Constance: Thanks!

Kisshu: So what's happening in this chapter?

Constance: there is going to be a bit of comedy

MMKM: *squeals* I love a comedy show!

Kisshu: who doesn't

Constance: YAY I AM GOING TO CELEBRATE! *kisses Kisshu*

Kisshu: I should have seen that coming

Constance: I STREETZDANZER DO NOT OWN TOKYO MEW MEW, OR THE CHARACTERS

Let's start the story

Human names that translate to food

Kisshu POV

"K-Kisshu, isn't that Japanese for Quiche?" Kiana said aloud while turning around, not noticing that I stopped disappearing and came back to say something about her taking the mick.

"I do not think I can ignore that comment." I said while raising an eyebrow.

"In fact, I think I am in the mood for Quiche now?" Kiana took out her notepad and pen and wrote 'ask mum to make quiche for dinner' in big writing, still oblivious to my green haired alien presence.

Does she now I'm still here? I shrank while a bead of sweat formed on the back of my head.

"Anyhow I have got to go; don't want to miss the next bus, but thanks for saving me, Quiche!" Kiana waved goodbye to me as she ran passed.

"Okay what a weird girl? AND MY NAME IS KISSHU NOT QUICHE!" I shouted the last part towards Kiana's direction.

"Bye!" Kiana shouted while running around the corner.

"Somehow I may have misjudged that girl, oh well I am sure the plan will work all the same." I shrugged and teleported back to headquarters.

Kiana POV

I got off the school bus at around 4 o clock and started walking one block towards my house. I got the spare house key out of the flower pot next to the door. As I went to push the key into the lock I realised that the door was open. Afraid that a burglar had broken in I slowly entered.

"Hi honey!" A familiar voice greeted me.

"Mum! I thought you were a burglar!" I sighed in relief as I took of my shoes and placed them in the shoe cupboard.

"Why would you think that?" My mother replied while she was still washing up dishes in the kitchen.

You said you and dad were going to be out till 11."

"Change of plans; your dad has to work late; speaking of late, the school rang me and informed me that you were late to class!"

"I missed the school bus."

"No, I mean you were really late, you must have missed the next one to because you did not get to school until break, I had to tell them you had a hospital appointment, now why were you so late!"

"I saved a little girl from one of those monsters that have been appearing out of nowhere."

"What?"

"I said I…."

"I heard what you said, are you alright?"

"Yeah I'm fine, one of those weird aliens saved me."

"Are they not the people that are creating these monsters?"

"Yeah; he must have gone soft or something."

"Highly doubt it."

"Any way, I'm going to get changed." I began to bounced up the stairs until I stopped as I remembered something. "By the way can we have quiche for dinner?"

"But dear, I thought you didn't like quiche."

"Feel like a change."

"Alright, I'll pop to the store; I'll be 10 minutes tops."

"Okay." I said Farwell to my mother and went the final 10 steps to the 1st floor. Our house was a four bed roomed house; one room for my parents, one for me, a spare bedroom and a soon to be nursery. My mum is 5 months pregnant with my first little brother or sister. Mum says that I can paint lots of baby things on the walls as well as pick out the cot and toys he or she will play with.

I passed the nursery and opened the door to my room. My room was the second biggest in the house; other than the living room and my parent's room. My walls were painted a pale green; I had a double bed with a yellow quilt cover and orange pillow cases. I have a three door wardrobe with a full length mirror on the left and right doors. I also have a cupboard that I store all of my art stuff. On top of the cupboard I have a 30 inch flat screen TV complete with Sky on demand. I sat down on my bed and rummaged through my bag for brown hair dye that I bought on the way back from school. I wanted to go to the hairdressers but my mum said it would be cheaper to just do it myself.

I finally found the box and began to mix the colour with the developer. I then started to rub in the colour concoction into my hair and roots. When I had just about finished I heard the front door open and close.

"I am back!" My mum shouted upstairs. "Dinner will be ready soon."

"Okay!" I replied while I put the dyeing stuff that I did not need in the bin. While I waited for the dye to set in to my hair, I opened the middle door in my wardrobe and grabbed my contact bottle. I carefully took out the bright blue contact in each eye and placed them in the bottle full of cleaning solution revealing my natural golden brown eyes. After that I Went out of my bedroom and into the bathroom. After I ran a bath, I slowly stripped and climbed into the hot, bubble soaked water, letting the entire stress float away into an eternal abyss. Ten minutes passed as I rinsed off the final suds of the colour protection conditioner from my head, revealing my now silky brown hair. I finally got out after 15 minutes and got dressed into my all in ones. I then trotted downstairs just as my mother was plating out the food.

"Your hair looks nice dear!" My mum complemented while ruffling my hair.

"Thanks, I think I am going to keep it like this for a while." I swizzle my hair between my fingers as I sat at the dining room table.

"Here you are; Bacon and leek Quiche with curly fries and salad." My mum announced like a waitress and placed the food in front of me.

"Arigatou; mm smells nice!" I said excitedly as I pick up my cutlery.

"So, tell me more what happened this morning."

"Basically, I went to get the bus, I then heard someone screaming for help; naturally I couldn't ignore the plea so I went to investigate."

"And, then what?"

"I turned round a corner to find a humongous spider like creature towering over this little girl!" I accidently spat some of my dinner out."

"Finish your mouthful first dear."

"Any way, I managed to distract it for long enough so the girl could escape; but then it turned on me. Just before I was eaten, a dagger like weapon tore through it and left a little spider and a jelly fish thing behind."

"I'm guessing that was the alien's doing?"

"Yep, then he rattled on about some random stuff and then he said I'd be perfect for something or other, finished story and food!" I placed my cutlery and plate into the sink. "I am going to go do some homework now!"

"Okay dear!"

"Oh and another thing, the alien kissed me."

"WHAT!"

Constance: Chapter two done

MMKM: Ah the kiss, I remember like it was the last chapter

Kisshu: maybe because it was

MMKM: oh yeah

Constance: See you all next time! *-)

Japanese translations

Arigatou = thankyou