The Shitennou and Beryl arrived at John Bell's cottage.
"Where the hell are we?" asked Queen Beryl.
"We're renting the house for summer break!" explained Jadeite. "For some reason the rent was super cheap!"
"Huh," said Beryl. "That's strange."
"Let's not think much of it," said Kunzite.
The second they walked in, they all noticed something strange about the atmosphere.
"Is the air pressure a little low?" asked Nephrite.
"No," said Jadeite, his hair standing on end.
They went to turn on the living room light, but the kitchen light turned on.
"That's odd," they said.
Beryl went to turn on the TV, but the blender turned on.
"Why is it all connected to the kitchen?" wondered Zoisite.
Kunzite turned on the kitchen light, and the kitchen light turned on.
"See, nothing strange here," said Kunzite.
A chair flew at Queen Beryl, knocking her down a size.
"What was that?" she wondered. "Which one of you levitated that chair at me?"
"I can't levitate things, my power level is too low," said Jadeite sadly.
"I can only levitate crystals and Mamoru Chiba," said Zoisite.
"Amateurs," said Nephrite.
"So it was you?" said Beryl.
"What? No!" said Nephrite.
Suddenly something socked him on the back of the neck.
He turned around and saw Zoisite behind him. He socked Zoisite in the face.
"What was that for?!" demanded Zoisite, laying on the floor crying.
Kunzite ran up and socked Nephrite.
Nephrite retaliated with a swift uppercut.
"Hahahahaha," laughed a disembodied voice.
"WHO IS THAT?!" demanded Beryl.
"I am the Bell Witch!" said the Bell Witch. "I'm a ghost!"
"Oooh, you're scarin' me!" said Kunzite.
An invisible force socked Kunzite. "Cut it out!" he yelled at Nephrite, punching him in the face.
"It wasn't me this time!" cried Nephrite.
Nephrite was spun around like a top and hauled out the window by an invisible force.
"I told you it wasn't me, you jerk!" shouted Nephrite from outside.
"I didn't do that!" said Kunzite.
Suddenly he was being strangled by an invisble force.
"Alright, I'm out," said Beryl leaving.
She went to open the door but it didn't open. "Uh oh," said Beryl.
Suddenly the mail slot flew open and a punch flew through. Beryl doubled over.
"YOUCH!" she yelled. "Was that you Nephrite?!"
Nephrite was unconscious outside.
"Uh oh," repeated Beryl. Beryl was lifted off the ground while the Shitennou watched sadly.
She was thrown up threw the roof by an invisible force. She hit a plane and bounced back to the ground, going 12 feet beneath the surface and into the core of the Earth.
"Rip," said Zoisite.
Kunzite was still gasping for air.
"I'm the only one that hasn't been scathed," mused Jadeite. "I hope it stays that way."
The Bell Witch put him in an eternal sleep. He fell to the ground.
Kunzite's face was now red.
"Get your hands off him!" cried Zoisite.
He swatted at the invisble hands, but nothing happened.
A table went flying at him, but he ducked under it.
"Easy," he said.
The table smashed Kunzite, knocking him unconscious.
All the cabinets flew open by an invisible force, and knives, forks and plates threw themselves at Zoisite.
But Zoisite was a nimble one, and speed was his strong suit. He caught all the plates in a perfect stack.
"Easy," he repeated.
The Bell Witch got frustrated and slugged Zoisite.
"OWWWW!" cried Zoisite. He dropped all the plates.
The shards of broken China circled him and then closed in. He was torn to shreds like in the manga.
"Riperoo," he said as he died.
Two days later, Nephrite woke up. Beside him were the dead Shitennou lined up in rank order.
"Curse you, Bell Witch!" he shouted.
He swung open the door to John Bell's house with his foot.
He dashed inside. "I don't care what form you take, as long as I can get my hands on you!"
There was a moment of silence, and then Nephrite was punched simultanesouly in the stomach and face.
He doubled over in pain. "YOUUUCH!"
He started throwing punches wildly at the air.
Suddenly he felt that he was surrounded by an invisible force, but had no way to prove it.
In a last ditch effort, he spontaneously combusted. "Goodbye Tien!" he called.
But the Bell Witch dodged.
However, John Bell's house was burnt to the ground.
"No!" cried the Bell Witch. "Now I must relocate to a new home!"
She wondered aimlessly for twelve years, before reaching the North Pole. She walked inside a creepy entrance to some creepy place.
"Yesssss, this will do nicely!"
Meanwhile, Melvin did Beyblade tricks on Nephrite's ashes.
"That'll teach him to mess with Mawly!"
FIN