NOTE: The changes fom the last time are as follows:
1. Promotes another view on how the Pokemon world is Created (Just read that chapter).
2. Shows More references from an Ancient but Very Influential text.
3. Edited some Philosophical contradictions.
4. There will be SOME chapters with no shorts (the irrelevant humor between the lines.)
5. Minor Changes (World Classification and such).
Saga 1 Chapter 1: The first unofficial PODMD Conference
NMD1MU1: London, England, November 22, 2011 11:05 am Local Time
"Today, we are all gathered together to discuss matters with every countries present…" an American with a brown jacket said towards a crowd of people. He is the representation of his country America.
"First we have to check the attendance…
"Japan." "Hai!" said by a Japanese guy in a white suit.
"Britain." "Yes." said by a guy in a green suit.
"China." "Aru!" said by a guy in a red Chinese suit.
"Germany." "I'm here." said by a serious guy at the back.
"Italy North." "VE~" said by a curled-haired free-spirited Italian.
"Italy South." "Yes!" said by another curled-hair Italian. He is much more serious than the other one.
"Russia." "Da!" said by a tall Russian in a Russian winter outfit.
"France." "Oui." said by a French guy in a typical French outfit.
"And since the Hero is in the front, the G8 is now complete; now, this is the list of the other countries present…"
"So we have the following…"
"We have Austria, Switzerland, Liechentstein, is mean Liechtenstein, Spain, Greece, Finland, Iceland, Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium, Hungary, Prussia…"
"Yeah, the awesome!" replied the Prussian.
"… Poland, and Sweden. From Africa, we have Egypt and Seychelles. For North America, we have Cuba and Mexico. For South America we got Brazil, Argentina, and Ecuador, for the Middle East, we have Turkey, Israel, Iran, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Oman, the five United Arab Emirates brothers and Iraq…"
"HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!" said by someone in a typical nomad desert clothes.
"Oh yeah, Palestine, for the former Soviet Union, we have Ukraine, Belarus, Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania, for the Indian Peninsula, we got India and Pakistan, for East Asia, we got South Korea, North Korea and Mongolia and for the South East Asia, we have Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia, Philippines, Brunei, and Indonesia…"
"Hey don't forget about me, the Municipality of Sealand!" said by a young kid in a small sailor suit.
"Hey, stop right there! You are not even recognize as a nation!" said by Britain.
"But what about Palestine? He is not even an official nation yet…" pointed the jealous nation to the Palestinian.
"SOON TO BE, IF YOU WANT, BUT ONLY IF ISRAEL IS WIPED OUT FROM THE FACE OF THIS PLANET!" said the Palestinian.
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS STEALING MY RIGHTFUL INHERITANCE FROM MY FATHER ABRAHAM!" yelled the Israelite.
"Calm, down, the two of you, I do not want another Six-Day, or an Eight-Day, or even a One-Hour war…"America replied.
"Hey, you Devil America, when will you stop promoting your devilish tactics to all of Middle East!" said by the Iranian.
"WHAT! WHEN WILL YOU STOP MAKING THE NUCLEAR BOMB AND…" the American yelled to the Iran. But he was interrupted.
"Blah, blah, blah… if the Great Evil is removed, peace will ensure, and that evil is you!" the Iranian said.
Quarrels began to start within them, and soon brawling. Germany was now annoyed.
"STOP!" The countries soon heard the angry German and settled down.
"WHEN WILL YOU GUYS STOP IN YOUR TROUBLES? MIDDLE EASTERNS, SETTLE DOWN AND THIS IS NOT A BATTLEFIELD TO SETTLE YOUR DISPUTES. AMERICA, IF YOU WANT TO STOP YOU BEING CALLED A DEVIL, THEN DON'T BE ONE. IRAN, THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO TALK WHO'S RIGHT OR WRONG. YOU COULD THROW A NUKE, BUT NOT IN HERE…CHINA, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE WHERE YOU COULD PLEA WHO OWNS SPRATLYS…DO NOT DO IT IN HERE… WE ARE HERE FOR A REASON THAT SHOULD HELP SETTLE SOMETHING BEYOND OUR DISPUTES…"
North Italy, or Italy Veneciano, raise his hands and said "Germany, why are we here in the first place?"
"Um… let's see… Britain, you are the one who called 61 nations, 1 soon to be…"
"Hey what about…" Sealand interrupted.
"STOP RIGHT THERE YOU BLOODY BRAT! YOUR EXISTENCE DOESN'T AFFECT THE WORLD SECURITY, WHILE WITH THAT BLOODY PALESTINE'S CASE, IT''LL CAUSE WORLD WAR III!" Britain said.
"Hey, guys, I do not know why, but I think we are 62 official nations in this room…" America said.
"Then who is the other one?" asked Poland.
There is an awkward silence once again then someone shouts "It's Canada!"
Suddenly, Britain acted to grab someone in the air and strangle it like crazy.
"You stupid fairy, when will you stop acting like that!"
"Um, Britain, what are you doing?" asked the curios American.
"Um, just nothing…" Soon, he acted normal, while whispering "Why are the three of you here in the first place?" Unknown to the other countries, Britain has the capability to see the supernatural.
"Well, our fairy commander sends the three of us in here, besides, it's been a long time since we have visited another dimension." A pink fairy said to him.
"You've got that right!" said a green fairy.
"Well, Cosmo, Wanda, with that fairy baby of yours, just shut up." said the British man.
"Hey! Britain, when will you start explaining?" asked America.
Soon, Britain began explaining to them something that none of the nations bothered to understand. Soon, a portal opens right beside him and out reveals a Lion.
"Germany, Germany…" Italy begins to panic.
"Britain, if you did that to our country, your…" Iran said.
"I know you guys won't believe me, but this is not one of my tricks…" Britain said. Soon the Lion wandered around the room, and then it returned to his position and said "This is not all of them right?"
"WHAT, IT COULD TALK!" the nations present yelled.
"Perhaps I have to introduce myself. My name is Aslan and I'm the ruler of another dimension. I am also the King of the Dimension that brought every one of you into existence…" the Lion said. Soon, the nations became wondering, "Who is this Lion, anyway?"
America stands once again and said "You're the Lion from the movie The Chronicles of Narnia!"
Five Reasons Why Iran Hates America. (A spoof) (Note: This is made for fun… so please do not get offended… this is based on how America acts in Hetalia, not the real America) (NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE!)
Apparently, Iran hates America for several reasons aside from religion…
America makes immoral movies.
"Hey, Iran, could you watch movies that I made?" America asks.
"Sure why not?"
After only a few seconds…
"AMERICA, YOU'RE A DEMON!" Iran said while running away.
"What's wrong, that is only just a Rated X movie?" said America.
From that day on, Iran promised to never watch any movies made in America…
America not just gave him pork, but he unknowingly ate a lot.
"Hey, Iran, can you eat at WacDonalds?"
"Yes, sure…"
After 50 hamburgers…
"This is delicious. Um, what is this made of?" asked Iran.
"Um, I gave you a special pork-version of the hamburger for you. You like it?"
After that event, Iran puked everything he ate. From that day forward, he made a decree to only allow cattle on all restaurants in Iran.
America uses the Internet to force Iran in seeing his movies.
"Ah, so this is the Internet, this is a good way to express the Iranian nationality and spirit…" He received an email from America.
"Hey, Iran, if you want, watch this movie that I send to you. It will be great!" said in the email.
After watching only a few seconds…
Iran goes to his boss and said "PLEASE STOP THE USAGE OF THE INTERNET! I DO NOT WANT ANY VIRUS LIKE THIS TO SPREAD!"
Because of America sending a scandal, Iran ordered to protect its citizens from the harmful effects of using the internet…
America always says he's the Hero.
"This is the annoying part…" said Iran.
"I'm the Hero!" America said.
"Iran, stop stockpiling weapons because the Hero will fight against you to protect world security!"
"Stop endangering Israel for the Hero will fight for him!"
"STOP! You're saying those words for a thousand times already!"
America's liberty, rights and the pursuit of happiness… (Take it in a negative way…)
"Wait… IS THIS YOUR PLACE!" said Iran.
"Well, in my country, we have liberty, rights, and the pursuit of happiness…"
"It seems good…"
Suddenly, America shows to Iran another film…
"…to watch this!"
Iran was gone and he read a letter "Dear America, from this day forth, you are going to hell, you demon. I promise that unless you stop degrading my sanity by forcing me to watch your movies and respect my religion by not making them, you will be my enemy and any Middle Eastern country that is your closest ally will also be my enemy- Iran."
Guess what, America failed to read that he is in danger once again…
"I do not approve the movie that you made!" England said.
"What, it has battles, wars, another battle, chase scenes…"
"YOU FAILED TO HIGHLIGHT THE IMPORTANCE OF THAT BOOK!" England yelled.
"Stop, right there the two of you. It doesn't matter what happens there. What is important is the problem you will face…" said the Lion. The rest of the countries soon calmed down.
"As you see, there is trouble looming in your dimension that is beyond the affairs you are holding right now. You are going to face a force much more destructive than you ever imagined, and that force dates backs from ancient times, way before this world even existed…"
"Wait, just get straight to the point!" Britain said, irritated.
"Britain, you have to realize that they never bothered to listen to your speech earlier…" said the Lion. "But for you, this is my point… we must begin searching for the Chosen Ones on the dimensions that are connected to your dimension. This dimension you are living happens to be part of one of the closest dimensions to the Universe of Origin where those who created you live. Your mission is to prevent the Ultimate Evil to get all of the evil ideas there, and to achieve this, you are going to form an Inter-dimensional Organization to fight against them…"
"But why won't you go and defeat it yourself, anyways, you are the Great Lion right?" asked America.
"Yes, I know that I could defeat them. However, there is a purpose why it must happen this way, a purpose that is way beyond your understanding."
"So, why didn't you influence that so-called people who has those ideas and make them prevent this 'Great Evil' from entering?" asked France.
"It is because of their free will. Many of them are out there making their imaginations for the good of mankind. However, some do it for selfish purposes. Yes, in the dimension of the creators, or the Middle Dimension, I am there in another form that always says to them what they must do. However, some of them have stubborn hearts that they never bother to listen to me. Yes, you may say that I may influence them, but we have to remember that they have a nature that is full of rebellion and they are unable to see me. Even though I already did my part by dying for them as the only way for them to escape and know me, still, they are blinded and deceived. You may not understand what really happened in there, but those who created you also have limited knowledge. Only I can comprehend them, I know everything about them, and so their past, present and future. So your mission is like this; it is like protecting a crystal ball that can only be destroyed by a rightful instrument that if it is destroyed, everything else will crumble…"
"I have to continue, your Majesty…"Britain said.
"Permission is granted…" said the Lion.
"This is the reason why there must be someone like us in the scene. Each one of us is created by our author to know every single event that happened to the Middle Dimension. We all know that each of us is the personifications of the different countries of the world. Japan knows this very well, for our author is of Japanese origin. So we must find them before any of it gets worse, anyone agrees?"
For the first time in world history (in this dimension), all of the countries present said yes.
"Good. Your first mission will be to collect the orbs of creation. They can only be unlocked by several Chosen Ones and their leader is the Aura Master…" said the Lion to them.
"Hai. That will be from a Japanese creator named Satoshi Tajiri. However, the dimension connected to us happens to have the personifications of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh and Unova…" Japan said.
"This will be your assignments. Britain, escort the fairies that are here to their former godchild. America, Russia, France and China, go to Pallet Town to find the Aura Master, while Italy Veneciano, Japan and Germany, go to the Hoenn region where they are having a regional conference and convince them to join us. They will listen to you, especially to Japan. The rest of you, whatever happens, do not tell your bosses… they have links to the Enemy and they might interfere to what will happen. You will also be assigned to your own missions soon, so do not be envious at them…they are the men on the rightful job."
"Yes, Aslan…" the rest of the countries said. Then they are dismissed.
"Aslan, are you coming with us?" ask Britain.
"No, I have sent a message to another dimension. You will soon see why…"said the Lion. Soon, He went in thru a white portal and went away.
"Gentlemen, we will go now to our locations. I will teleport you there." Britain said while holding his wand
"oh come on, why you?" America asks.
"Just follow!" Right after he said it, the countries assigned quickly have a last-minute talk and the G8 vanished out of the room towards a portal.