Author's note: First it was Sirius, now it's James... Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling, nor do I own the Harry Potter Characters. If I did, Fred would have lived.

"REMUS!!!!!!!!!" screamed James from the top of the stairs. "Read this and tell me how brilliant it is"
James raced down the stairs, and gave it to Remus before he could reply. Remus sighed, and read over the obsceneties on the paper.

Prong's 10 Unstoppable Amazing Ways to get Lily to go on a date with him

1. Call her Lil

2. Kidnapp her

3. Beg

4. Offer her money

5. Show her my winning smile

6. Stalk her

7. Make Bambi eyes at her

8. Organise a riot in the name of Lily

9. Charm a sprig of misletoe to follow her everywhere on Christmas, refer to number six

10. Hold her diary hostage

"James..." sighed Remus "You could just ask her to go on a date with you"
"Ummm... well I uh never quite uh thought of that"
"You're a genius in your own right James, I'll give you that."