America x Reader

Dat Ass

Alfred grinned as he lay on the floor in front of his flat screen, happily beating the shit out of some zombies on some game his girlfriend had recently beat herself. He was so caught up in the game he didn't notice said girlfriend walking up behind him, carrying a couple of cokes and burgers. She set the stuff beside him before seating herself at his side, leaning back on her hands as she watched him play.

"I thought you said you wouldn't get into this game. Looks to me like you're enjoying it."

"Kick ass cheerleader tearing zombies apart with a chainsaw, yeah I'm into it. Hey babe, if I ever get bit by a zombie try to save more of me than just my head okay?" He flashed her a grin before refocusing on the game.

The girl rolled her eyes, laughing at him. "Oh you mean like... dat ass?"

"Eh?" now that got him looking at her, but she only smirked. "What are you talking about _(y/n)_?"

She shrugged, making him arch an eyebrow before he slowly turned his attention back to the game. But she had other ideas, shooting back a little so she could look at his boxer covered ass. With a slight smirk on her lips she moved closer to him, tensing when he paused.

"_(y/n)_ what are you doing?"

"Moving away from the TV silly. Sitting so close is making my eyes hurt."

"But you usually sit that close anyway...?"

"Not at this angle." she shrugged, watching him return the motion and then to the game. The smirk returned, she inched over just enough before she attacked: grabbing his ass and making him jump straight up. He looked down at her as he stood over her, blushing in an embarrassed shock. The girl laughed, falling onto her back and trying her hardest to stop before it turned into a full on attack. But Alfred frowned, narrowing his eyes at her. He was clearly plotting, at least, until he noticed her current position. Before she could do anything he launched, pinning her down as he started tickling her. She squealed, trying to get away, but he wouldn't let her.

"Revenge! Bahahahaha!" Alfred grinned, leaning down to keep her trapped under him. "No mercy!"

She squealed once more, squirming and writhing under him. "A-Alfred! Uncle! U-Uncle!"

"Nyaha! Giving up so easily?!" his grin brightened, despite the fact that his attack had knocked his glasses off. They were somewhere nearby she was sure, but she couldn't be bothered by trying to locate them for him, she was too busy staring into his gorgeous blue eyes.

"Y-You can't beat the hero." she smiled, kissing his cheek. "Not even I can."

"The hero is unbeatable! No one can stop-" he broke off with a yelp when the end screen popped up, announcing that the character had died. In his surprise, he hadn't paused the game... "Crap!"

"Whoops..." she laughed, patting his back as he pouted at the end screen. "My bad..."

"Nah it's not your fault... Oh wait, yes it is!" he turned his pout on her, but then smirked. "That means you owe me babe."

"Oh..." she got up, turning to run. "Crap!"

"Nyaha! Nice try! You can't escape the hero!" She yelped as she was thrown over his shoulder.

"Noooooooo!"