A/N: I know, I'm a terrible person for keeping you all waiting. But you know what? I have procrastination problems and the attention span of a small rodent. So yeah. Anyway, here's to a new chapter! Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: GG and Angel do not own Inuyasha or Naruto. If they did, they'd be billionares, and GG would have made them into hentai series.

Me:-_-' While true, we didn't really need to broadcast that. So who wrote that?! Come on, show yourselves! Ah screw it, it's story time.

GG sighed. "I'm bored!" she shouted, still sitting at the edge of the door that was now known as the Inuyasha Door. She and Angel had discovered that by using the otaku key, they could open doors to other worlds. Unfortunately, their friend Naruto had gone through the same door, being brought closer to a doom by Naraku. And so, our two friends were sitting at the door's edge, fishing poles in hand, waiting for a bite.

"How could you be bored? It's only been five minutes." Sasuke pointed out, being another of their so called "friends". Though they liked to think of him as more of a punching bag and lemon provider.

"I have a short attention span, that's how!" She retorted, not even bothering to try and say something that made her sound more intelligent.

"There's no way you could have that short of an attention span." Sakura commented, the other half to their lemon provision. As the saying goes, "When in doubt, force the duck haired idiot and pink haired female together in a room to produce hentai for the world!" Or something along those lines.

"What're we talking about?" GG asked, tilting her head to the side and showing all sincerity in not knowing what they were speaking about. The two gave her odd looks, both believing that stupidity had reached a new level.

"I stand corrected…" Sakura muttered, shaking her head in disbelief.

"Of course you stand corrected Sakura! You're not a Mary Sue like Chicken Ass over here!" GG said brightly, jerking her thumb at said person. Sasuke immediately fumed at the comment.

"I am not a Mary Sue!"

"Sure you are! You've got all the traits of one!"

"I am not a girl!"

"Fine, you're a Gary Stu! Even though you're girly looking enough to be a Mary Sue…." GG mumbled under her breath, though loud enough to be heard by all in the room. Sasuke became furious at that, while Angel and Sakura were snickering and giggling at him.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"

"It means you're a very girly looking male! Just like a Gary Stu!"

"Am not! And who the hell came up with that name?!"

"Dunno, but whoever did is a genius!"

"And why's that?!"

"Cuz it gives me another name to call you Cockatoo!"

"Well…your mom!"

"Your parakeet!"

"I don't have one!"

"GG…."

"Well you should because it would match your hair!"

"GG."

"Why are you always making cracks about my hair?!"

"GG!"

"Because those jokes are timeless classics! Like the ones about George Bush!"

"GG PAY ATTENTION DAMN IT!!" Angel shouted out at the top of her lungs, finally grabbing her friend's attention.

"What?!"

"You have a bite." Angel said, pointing at the line that was jerking forward. GG rushed to reel in whatever was on the end of it, hoping that it was something good.

"I hope we got a demon!" she shouted, having almost reeled whatever was on the end in.

"Don't you mean Naruto?" Sakura asked, reminding her of their original plotline.

"Yeah him too." She added on a side note, not really caring since she had successfully reeled in the person.

"The hell?! What's the big idea?!" Shouted a young boy standing in front of them, hook caught in the fabric of his left shoulder. He had long, flowing silver-blue hair with dog ears the same color sticking out from his head. He glared at all inhabitants of the room, seemingly intimidating with his red cloak and pants, a sword at his waist. However, the two girls were not intimidated at all.

"Yay! We got Inuyasha!" Angel said, jumping happily up and down.

"Yay! I've always wanted a puppy!" GG said, hugging him tightly. Inuyasha stared down at her, and then looked back at Sasuke and Sakura, giving them a look that said 'Who the hell is this and why is she hugging me?"

"You don't really want to know." Sakura answered in response to his look. He gave a slight nod, and went back to staring around the room. However, Sasuke being the ass that he is had to go and ruin the moment.

"GG, we need to catch Naruto. Not a demon….person…whatever he is." Sasuke said, not even trying to remember his name. Inuyasha, being the hot head he is, did not like the lack of appreciation. But before he could take out Tetsusaiga and give him the beating he deserved, GG saw the sense in that sentence.

"Oh yeah….Whoops! Wrong one!" She said, and then proceeded to shove him back through the door. Inuyasha landed flat on his butt, making a lovely thumping sound when he hit the ground.

"Watch where you're shoving people!" He shouted up to her, getting up and brushing himself off. He then proceeded to walk off, still grumbling about being mistreated by the women he meets.

"Sorry Inuyasha!" GG shouted out to him, hoping that with his dog ears he heard. When she was sure he either hadn't or had chose to ignore her, she went back to her pole, only to be jerked forward again.

"This is him for sure!" She said, and then reeled in another person, though it wasn't Naruto. This man was dressed in purple monk robes, a staff in his hand, hair pulled back into a ponytail. He looked around, eyes falling onto the lovely young ladies of the room.

"Why I must have done good in my life to end up here!" He said, and strode over to the three girls. He took the hand of Sakura, kneeling before her. He kissed the back of her hand, then gazed deeply into her eyes. "Hello my dear. My name is Miroku, and would you so kindly tell me your name?"

Sakura was blushing a bright red, staring straight back at him. "I-It's S-Sakura." She replied, stammering at the suddenness of this.

"Ah Sakura, what a lovely name for someone of your beauty. Tell me, would you do me the honor of bearing my children?" He asked, giving her a look of pureness. Her blush increased tenfold at this, and one of the other three occupants finally lost their temper. Angel began to count down until Miroku went flying.

"Three….Two…."

"One!" GG shouted, stepping aside so as not to be knocked in with Miroku. He looked up at the two girls, who were now waving good-bye to him. He then drew his attention back to Sakura, only to be met by a fist of a jealous and overprotective 'teammate'.

"She's bearing my children bitch!" Sasuke shouted after Miroku had flown through the door and landed in a tree.

"It was worth a shot!" Miroku said, trying to disentangle himself from said tree.

"At least you've got Sango and your three children!" GG shouted after Sasuke had left the doorway.

"You can never have too many children!" Miroku shouted back, finally getting part of his robe out of a limb.

"Pervert!" Came the sound of Sakura's voice from inside. Angel gave a sigh of relief, happy that the lecherous monk hadn't seen her. Otherwise, there would have been bloodshed of a very large-scale, due to a jealous weasel.

"Phew…That was close….Hey look you've got something! And I think it's fluffy!" Angel said, pointing at GG's line which was yet again jerking. GG reeled it in, wondering to herself what bait she was using. She finally reeled in a person who looked similar to Inuyasha, but was apparently quite older and had a bit more of a fashion statement.

"I am not amused….Now put me back or-" He was cut off as Angel went and glomped him.

"AW SO KAWAII!! AND FLUFFY TOO!" She shouted, adding the fluff as an afterthought. The man simply glared even harder than before, wanting to be let go of.

"I am not cute and fluffy. I am Sesshomaru, ruler of-" He was cut off again as GG proceeded to glomp him.

"YAY FLUFFY!!" She shouted out too, and the two proceeded to squeeze him to an imminent death.

"Put me back damn it!" He shouted at the top of his fluffy lungs, struggling to get out of their grasps. They both let go, each slightly hurt that he did not enjoy being glomped.

"Fine, be that way!" GG said, and shoved him back through the door shouting, "I hope your fluff gets dirty!" Sesshomaru then landed in a river, which got it wet instead.

"Or wet, that works too." She said, and then walked back to her pole, which was again going crazy. "Damn, what the hell did I use for bait?!" She said aloud, hoping for an answer. She then reeled in a little boy with a fox tail, brown hair, blue shorts, and a white vest on. He looked up at her, and then said the only reasonable thing that could be said when you have hooks in your shorts and are being held by a tall person.

"Hey! Where am I?!" He said, struggling to get out of her grasp. She let him go, allowing him to land on his feet on the ground.

"Wrong foxboy! Cute, but wrong one." She announced, even though they could all see that. The little boy looked up at her, feeling that the phrase was familiar.

"Foxboy?" He asked, trying to get a grasp on who it was that reminded him of that.

"Yeah we sent another one in there." Explained Angel, doing all she could to not glomp the cuteness. "Hey Shippou, you haven't happened to see a boy with blond hair and blue eyes? Whisker marks on his face?"

"Sound familiar….Loves to eat ramen?" Shippou asked, having remembered seeing someone fitting the description at a stand.

"That would be our lovable Naruto!" GG said, happy that he was spotted. She didn't want to feel guilty about ending the series with his death by Naraku.

"Yeah I've seen him. He's at a ramen stand right now. Though I think he's about to be kicked out for eating all the food."

"Thanks Shippo!" She said, and let him back through the door. Angel, seeing that the cuteness had left the building, began to voice her displeasure.

"Aw, why'd you throw him back?! He was so freaking cute! And I never got to glomp him either!" She said, pouting and stamping her foot. GG shrugged, casting her line yet again. Angel sighed, signaling defeat. "Oh well…Just don't catch Naraku or Kikyo okay? Otherwise we'll be having a bloodbath in here."

"I shall try my best!" She shouted, giving a salute and reeling in her newest catch. What stood before them now was a boy about the same age as Inuyasha, with black hair and a wolf's tail sticking out from behind him. He was wearing brown fur for a shirt and shorts.

"Put me down damn it!" The boy shouted, since GG was hiking him high up into the air with the hook still lodged in his shorts.

"Hey look! It's Wolfie-chan!" GG said, pointing at said wolf.

"I am not Wolfie-chan and you damn well know it!" He shouted, not at all liking the nickname.

"Yeah yeah, just tell us if you've seen Naruto, alright Koga?"

"Blond idiot?"

"That'd be him!"

"Yeah I've seen him. He went that way." Koga said, pointing off in some odd direction.

"Thanks Koga!" GG said, and then threw him into a tree. He landed with a definite thud, earning her a very loud curse. "That was for trying to steal Kagome away from Inuyasha!" She shouted, casting her line off into the direction he pointed.

"The hell? Why'd you throw Wolfie back?! He's smexy!" Angel ranted, pausing to remember something else. "Have we caught Bankotsu yet?"

"Nope not yet. Why?" This only refueled the ranting.

"Because he's freaking smexy! Geez, he's like sex on legs!! You have to admit that he is!"

"Whatever. Hey I've got someone!" GG said, and then reeled in whoever she had. The person she had, finally, was the lovable loudmouth Naruto.

"Thank God! I thought I was a goner for a second there!" He said, sprawled out and panting on the floor.

"Hey, it's you! How're you doing my friend?" GG said, poking him with her pole.

"Oh fine, except for the part where I was ATTACKED!!" He shouted the last part, startling those who were not expecting the loudness. Which was no one there of course.

"Aw, you poor thing. Let's go somewhere else!" GG said, closing the door and locking it back to its original state.

"Just as long as Angel-chan chooses the door…I don't think I trust you…" Naruto said, still recovering from his traumatic Naraku experience.

"Okay then! Angel-chan, choose the next hiding place for Naruto!"

A/N: Alright then, this chapter is finito! I've no idea what language that comes from, I just like the word finito! Anyway, pretty please review, and I'll you all an Inuyasha plushie of your choice. Seriously, I'll even give you Naraku if you desire so. So, like I said in the first chapter, the crossover is gonna switch to Narutox???. If you wanna know what the ??? is, then you're gonna have to tune in next time! And UNTIL next time, JAA MATA!!