Author's Notes: From now on, I won't be doing the chapter warning or rating thing because that might ruin the story. I like surprising my readers thank you very much.

Also, this is any reader's last chance to run away because this story is based around pure-freaking-smut. I'm telling you, there may even be three smuts in a row for three chapters. However, if you are a person who has a very fucked up imagination like me, I welcome those who dare step forward.

Enjoy!^^

Soul looked at the clock from the kitchen and sighed heavily. It was about to be ten at night and Kid still wasn't home. Wait, why is he worrying about him as though he were some distressed wife? Besides, Kid is more than capable of taking care of himself. Although, Soul had not seen Liz or Patty yet. Then again, they are always going on long missions whenever Kid can't take them. Hopefully it'll take them at least the rest of the month. Even if that possibility is a one out of one-thousand.

Soul glanced back at the simmering rice and walked over to the living room to sit on the couch. He really missed his mess of a room where he had actually had entertainment. The weapon did not feel up to snooping around and he could not really think of what to do. He could only anticipate Kid's arrival from the meeting and then finally be allowed to change into more comfortable clothing. Soul had literally ripped the gloves off his hands because he was annoyed of how most things he held nearly slip in his hold.

The door gave a click and was opened, the shinigami walked in while holding his skateboard.

" You're still up?" He asked while hanging his coat. Soul rolled his eyes and pointed at the kitchen.

" I can't exactly abandon my job, can I?" He answered and cocked his head." How was the meeting?"

" Stressing." Kid answered nonchalantly and sat on the couch next to his 'maid'. Soul blinked before huffing angrily. He would hate himself for it but he didn't like seeing his friends being bothered by troubles.

" Do you... n-needamassage?" Kid looked at him with a slightly amused look.

" I'm sorry?" He asked with a small smirk. Yeah, he definitely hated himself.

" Uh... I do it for Maka sometimes. Forces me actually, and I learned that it can help... r-relieve stress that is."

" Didn't you hate me at the moment?" The meister asked with a wider smirk. Soul flushed and looked away uncertainly.

" I-I did! But... I'm just trying to be nice." He said through gritted teeth.

" Hm. And what is it you wanted to do?" Now he knew he was being played with.

" Want me to relieve your stress, master?" Soul added coldly but that was ignored. Kid only nodded and sat in between Soul's legs.

" If you want to." Soul huffed but the red on his cheeks was steadily growing darker and he placed his hands on the male's shoulders. He rubbed the tense muscles while hearing a small satisfied groan and he could not describe how truly red he was.

" Well, what was the meeting about?" Soul asked while leaning closer. He didn't know why but his stomach gave jolts whenever he heard a pleased sound from the shinigami.

" ...Nothing much. Just ways to improve the school." Kid answered and leaned back against the slender hands. Soul is really good at massaging. Had he known this beforehand and he would have done this a lot sooner.

" Oh? What improvements?" The weapon worked the taut muscles and felt a hand mindlessly stroke his thigh, which resulted in his face to heat up.

" Recruiting more weapons for that matter. We haven't been getting matching pairs lately. Shape-shifting humans aren't very common." Soul thought about this.

" That's true. Ah, the rice should be done by now. Feeling better?" He asked as he looking at the teen staring back at him.

" Very. I appreciate your help."

" ... This isn't going to count, is it?" Soul asked with a sigh.

" You're going to need to do more than this to even have me consider."

" Figured." He leaned onto the meister's back and exhaled again. He had really hoped that maybe his good deeds would reduce the days of being a maid but Kid is nearly impossible to get through with. The hand that had been stroking his thigh went up further and Soul sat up straight.

" Wh-What do you think you're doing!?" He exclaimed while sliding away slightly. The weapon received no answer but only a predatory look and he decided that if he stayed in this room much longer, more than a stroke on his thigh would be done.

" You do look nice in a dress." Kid commented with a sly smile and Soul blushed. What the hell, are all his friends gay or something!? Why is he now discovering that his two best male friends have dirty thoughts about him?

" I'm a boy! I'm not supposed to 'look nice in a dress'."

" But it's very cute on you."

" It's not cute!" Soul finally stood on the floor and tried to pull the stupid skirt down. Curse Kid for making it so short and revealing. Kid stood up as well and it had just occurred to Soul that the shinigami really is taller than him. By a centimeter of course! It's not like he was being towered over or anything...

Kid walked up until their chests were nearly touching and he leaned down a little.

" Wh-What?" Soul said hesitantly. He really wished that it is not just him and Kid alone in the mansion. Now he was having second thoughts on whether Liz and Patty should not be here.

" Do you know why I made you wear that?" The other teen asked and Soul pursed his lips. Obviously he still had not found out the reason why.

" To humiliate me?"

" It wouldn't be just the two of us if that was the case." Soul shrugged and yelped when he was shoved back on the couch.

" What was that for-!?" Kid kneeled over him on the couch as well with hands on either side of the weapon's head. Soul had a vague idea of being trapped.

" I'll tell you why then," The scythe tried to move but Kid held his wrists to prevent him from leaving. The raven-haired male leaned down further," I've always wanted to see you like this." Soul flushed heavily.

" Huh? B-But I'm-"

" A boy, I know. But such a thing wouldn't stop my certain thoughts about you." Soul's eyes widened and he felt warm breath hitting his lips," You do know where this is going?"

The death scythe knew well but he had to make sure. He slowly shook his head and Kid only smiled.

" Really? Then I'm sure you won't mind this," Just as he finished this sentence, Kid captured the white-haired teen's lips. Soul's muffled surprise was swallowed in the kiss and he felt their lips press together more firmly. His stomach gave small jolts as their lips moved carefully yet sensually against each other and his eyes finally fluttered shut. Why had he gave in so easily? He couldn't actually like Kid like that right? He was too confused.

No wait, his moan gave away the right answer.

Soul turned his head while softly panting. He found himself a bit disturbed that he had actually enjoyed making out with his friend. A guy friend. Someone that has two big-breasted chicks living in his mansion. Someone that doesn't even have time to think about dating. Someone that was supposed to be punishing him but just wanted to make out with him as he wore a maid dress.

Lewd much?

Kid eyed his flushed prey as he had gotten Soul to forget about the rice and focus on him more. He thought that Soul would have been more defiant but his feelings seemed to be returned. It was so easy but maybe he had shocked the other a bit too much. He did come out a bit quick but he thought that giving a punishment like this would make Soul think about his actions more.

" Soul?" He said breathlessly," How do you feel about me?"

" I feel pretty violated, that's for sure." Soul answered and getting on his elbows shakily. The other male chuckled.

" And?"

" And... I kind of need to think about this. I mean, you just attacked me and I was pretty sure I was going to be raped so..." Kid rested his head on the nape of Soul's shoulder.

" I wouldn't take advantage of you. Never." Soul heard the sincerity in his voice and sighed. The more he thought about everything, the more he thought about how close he really is to Kid. Why had he not noticed this before? But then, what about Black Star? He thought that they had a 'best friends' complex' and wouldn't mind the assassin putting his arm around him more often...

" Okay. You're not angry with me or anything right?" He hesitantly asked. Kid leaned back up and softly kissed the weapon.

" Of course not. I'll wait for you," Soul blushed when the teen leaned up and smiled softly," I'll wait as long as I have to."

" ... Stop saying corny shit like that." He said so his heart would stop fluttering at the embarrassing statement.

" I can't help it. I always lose myself when I'm around you-"

" Sh-Shut up!" Another laugh and Soul was still being embraced. Not that he minded at all. He had thought that Kid would be much more evil since he had already managed to get him to wear a skimpy outfit. If Kid really does love him that way, would he still be able to get out of this crude punishment and return his feelings soon enough? Everytime he thought about someone who he would date, the first people to enter his mind are either Kid or Black Star.

Soul didn't believe he was gay or anything, just that he must have spent so much time with them that his mind is mostly occupied by those two. It is pretty common for him to have tainted cheeks every time he hangs out with either of them or to have mixed feelings if he laughs at any of their jokes. Soul did not exactly look deeper into their actions for the hints that they actually like him in a romantic way. Kid that is. It would still be nice if Black Star had looked at him more carefully...

" Oh crap. The rice." Soul groaned and face-palmed himself. Kid merely glanced up.

" Hm. You ruin dinner on your first job."

" You're the reason why in the first place!"

" So you didn't enjoy playing with my tongue?" Soul blushed heavily and swatted at the shinigami, who dodged it.

" That's a complete lie! God, you and Black Star are going to be the end of me one day..." He added in a mutter with a small growl while trying to get off the couch. Kid let him go but he was still watching Soul closely." Great. Now what am I going to do? There is no way in hell that I am staying up to cook again." Kid followed the teen into the kitchen and he sighed.

" I wasn't hungry anyways."

" Bullshit. Look, I'll fine something else."

" Really. You don't have to." Kid wrapped his arms around Soul's waist from behind." You can try again in the morning."

" You say that as if I messed up on purpose."

" Well instead of clinging on to me-"

" Go to hell!"

" That's it?" Soul nuzzled Black Star's pillow with a content sigh. They had school off today and he decided to visit his friend after he made breakfast for him and Kid. However, his arrival was a bit delayed since the shinigami would not stop harrassing him.

" Yup. You know, maybe because me wearing a dress is bad enough." Soul chose his words carefully. He did not think it was necessary to tell the assassin about the confession yesterday.

" I actually thought he would torture you. Like, organizing the whole house until he thinks it's accurate enough." Soul grimaced. That actually would sounds like a thing Kid would do to him but lucky him, he managed to capture the Raven's heart and he got off a bit easy. However a small part of him would rather be organizing the house instead of being innapropriately groped every few hours. What happened to waiting until he was ready?

" I can see that. I'll have to thank him." Black Star blinked before sitting on the bed, making Soul bounce on it as well.

" Why?"

" Huh?"

" Why do you need to thank him?"

" Uh... He took the bet pretty seriously so of course the punishment had to be pretty bad. But I guess he just... feels sorry for me. I'm the one wearing a maid's outfit there." Soul added with an irritated look before his features softened," Still, it is pretty nice living in his mansion."

" Unfair..." Soul raised an eyebrow.

" What?" Black Star looked at him.

" I said it's unfair. He made you live with him and now we have less time to hang out." The weapon scoffed.

" Need I remind you that I am there against my will?"

" Damn, why didn't I think of that..?"

" Are you actually thinking of kidnapping me!?"

The meister just sighed and flopped right on Soul's back while looking up at the ceiling. Soul huffed and inhaled his best friend's scent in the pillow. He couldn't help but take deep breaths of it. It smelled so good...

" I can't wait until your punishments over. This time, you'll live with me and Tsubaki."

" Idiot! I have a house too you know!"

" But we don't have a guest room, so you'll just have to sleep with me." Soul's heart stopped a fraction of a second. Had he heard Black Star right?

" O-On the floor... right?" Black Star sat up off his back and collapsed beside him while facing him with a grin.

" Nope. In bed. With me." He murmured and Soul flushed instantly at the statement. He shouldn't think about inappropriate thoughts of that sentence! He is positive that his best friend means it in a friendly way. He is just being nice, that's all.

" O-oh... um..." His face turned even brighter when Black Star moved closer so their breaths mingled. Soul hid his red face more in his friend's pillow. He couldn't trust his voice but still gave it a shot." That's um... n-nice." Why are they so close all of a sudden?

" Dude, you whole face is red." Black Star said humerously as he poked the scythe's vivid cheek. Soul swatted the hand with a scowl.

" Well don't say stupid things like that! I'd rather sleep on the floor anyways."

" Ah Soul. You hurt my feelings." Soul 'ch'ed and took another whiff of his friend's scent to calm himself. Ah, so enticing...

" Shut up. Damn idiot..." He muttered in the pillow. Black Star blinked at him before mentally smirking when he found out what Soul was really doing.

" Hey. Why do you keep doing that when you have the real thing right here?" Soul looked at him in confusion before he felt himself being pulled against his friend's chest with an arm snaking over his back in an embrace. His eyes widened greatly and his cheeks burned even more. Black Star is... Black Star is...

And the enticing aroma... It was even stronger and Soul was sure to faint any second. He had to convince himself that this is only a friendly gesture.

" What are you... doing?" He asked with his question muffled by being pulled against the other teen's chest. He could feel the details of his friend's sculpted torso from just the surface of his shirt and that is definitely saying something.

He received no response and instead, was pulled even closer. Soul's mind was going to blow up any minute from the many questions swirling around inside. It looked as though he would not be able to escape, not that he wants to, so the teen hesitantly closed his eyes. They are only friends. Just. Friends.

" You know what, Soul?" The said boy looked up and felt hot breath blow against his already burning ear," I bet you'd look nice in stockings."

Seriously.

What. The. Hell!?