Showgirls-Show And Tell S1/E5

CB: Well last week, we all got a kick out of the episode and all the head scratchers that it had. So we keep looking and point out things that make us say C'Mon Man! (clips start) Key, how about it?

KJ: (0:59) I always enjoy learning in Ms. Tutweiller's class, so let's take a peek into her class and see what they were up to. Learning about Hawaii and asking about the chief exports, Cody and Bailey are the only ones raising their hands to reply. The teacher calls on London instead who's busy filing her nails. After giving a bad answer, Emma asks, "How about coffee?" and London answers, "Oh, please. I would love a cup. Make it a non-fat decaf with cinnamon sprinkles." (the co-hosts chuckle) The teacher says, "Do I look like a waitress?" Then she relents and walks away. Looks like some student needs to be on an IEP with that class performance. C'Mon Man!

TJ: (3:45) You ever see two people acting all friendly from a distance and believe something's going on between them? Bailey sees Moseby and Emma talking and asks London what she heard them say. London reports Moseby asked Emma if she was free that night. Bailey interprets that as asking for a date and the girls break in a little dance with London singing "Moseby and Tutweiller sitting in a tree, K-I...ISSING." I wonder what the European judges give for the song and the dance combined. C'Mon Man!

CC: (10:27) Guys, if you thought the replacement refs this year were bad, check this out. The guys want to get into the show on the boast and they can't get in because you have to be supervised if you're under 18. Zack and Cody dress as sailors and enlist London, of all people, to be their mom, so they get in. Woody dresses as a guard and replaces Kirby, who sneaks off, but Moseby brings him back and confronts Woody. Moseby convinces Kirby he's a fraud by pointing out: "Kirby, his badge is a cookie, and it's missing one point." (laughter from the co-hosts) C'Mon Woody!

MD: (12:33) Zack's turn for his report in Ms. Tutweiller's class comes up and his topic is on Vegas. He brings his cards up and he explains: "It's all about the cards, though. You need to know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to deal them," and he fumbles all the cards onto the floor. "52 at a time." Zack, I don't think you're a good fit for post practice activities in my camp. C'Mon Man!

CB: (20:06) London and Bailey are all dressed up as showgirls in an attempt to find out if Emma is in the play and if Moseby is dating her. They both sneak up on stage somehow and try to 'dance' their way to information. Once they spot their teacher, they try to run for it and look what happens. They rumble and stumble the whole chorus line down to the floor and they're all in big trouble for their snooping. C'Mon Man! (clips end) Tell you what, detective work is very risky and if you're caught, you better be prepared to pay.

International Dateline S1/E6

CB: Guys, don't you ever wish we could relive a certain day over and over and over again?

TJ: Don't we all?

MD: Can we go back to 1985? Those were the days.

CB: For obvious reasons, you understand. I think Cody gets a treat of what that could be like. (clips start) So Key, how about it? C'Mon Man!

KJ: (4:36) Let's head over to the dance setup. The students in Ms. Tutweiller's classes aren't getting along, so they have a balloon fight and she scolds them for doing that. Meanwhile, Haggis, the engineer alerts the teacher of the storm that forced the party inside and she tells him about having to get rid of all the candy for the previous dance theme. In runs Addison who ate all the candy and on a sugar high, runs off a word a minute out of her mouth like a quarterback trying to get five audibles out before the play clock expires. Don't think we need any of that in party preparations. C'Mon Addison!

TJ: (5:50) Cody walks into the dance looking all nice and has his plan to get Bailey as his girl. Right before he walks towards her, Woody comes over and insists he hear something. All Cody wants to do is go to Bailey, but he has no choice but to listen to Woody. "A patient goes to the doctor's office but he can't speak. So the doctor examines him and says 'I know what the problem is: You're a little horse!'" Great joke, Woody, NOT! (TJ laughs) C'Mon Man!

MD: (13:14) Cody's in the loophole that the dateline has presented him. He goes over to Zack the DJ and insists he play his song. Once that gets all set, Mrs. Pepperman comes in and Cody knows exactly what her intent is, per his exasperated expression. He gives in, says it is the senior citizen's karate class and lets her try her moves on him and what happens? (other hosts laugh) She kicks him down to the floor in front of everyone! Mrs. Pepperman assuages herself by declaring "Oh look, a little boy fell!" C'Mon Cody! What's that about?

CC: (19:59) Poor Cody's had two previous chances to get Bailey into his life the way he wants, only to be foiled by the international dateline and its sinister time loop. On the third try, everything goes according to plan and he asks Bailey for the dance he has prepared for. We can feel his adrenaline rush as he's taken dance lessons and he executes the moves perfectly. Then he and Bailey lean in to get together, only to cross the dateline just before they make contact. C'Mon Man! Timing's everything.

CB: (22:42) Well, much has been made about food and how your system reacts to it. Early on, Bailey and Cody dance and after Cody asks her to be his girlfriend, watch Bailey, she grabs the hat and... uh-oh! (TJ laughs) Later on, Woody is sitting with a sleeping Addison after he ate the shrimp. Suddenly he feels something coming so he grabs a bag and ... Oh no! (more laughter) Finally, Bailey and Holden are dancing, much to Cody's dismay. But all is well for him when Holden feels something coming up and... "Oh gross! My shoes!" Bailey exclaims. C'Mon Man! (clips end) I don't think shrimp is that bad.

MD: Something had to have been put in it to make that happen.

CC: Must have.

CB: But let that be a lesson to watch what you eat always.

It's All Greek to Me S1/E7

CB: Tell you what, guys. We all love a nice trip to Greece every once in a while. Great architecture, mythology, stories... and funny, inexcusable moments. Key, what about it, C'Mon Man? (clips start)

KJ: (2:54) Boom, right before we hit Greece, let's check in with Moseby and London. Moseby firmly tells London she needs to write a speech for class and he gets cranky when she objects. Ms. Tutweiller intercedes and reminds him that "London responds better to gentle encouragement, and stickers. Especially the shiny gold stars." How old are our students, Emma? C'Mon Man!

MD: (7:53) Zack and Cody are at the museum and Cody gets jealous of Adonis, the tour guide for flirting with Bailey. Milos, their new friend, gives him a replica of the Amulet of Aphrodite. Seconds later, the museum's man in charge comes in and shows them the real Amulet. Milos, being the goofball he is, flashes his light on it and makes an angelic sound. (chuckling) After being told to get to work, he bumps into the curator as well as the twins and they fumble the two Amulets and get them mixed up. C'Mon Man! Watch what you're supposed to do!

TJ: (8:29) Getting back to London's speech for class, she approaches Moseby and Tutweiller who are congregating about class and presents them what she has so far. Emma can't wait to hear it, so London gets started: "Four score and seven years ago, our fathers..." Moseby stops her and says President Lincoln already gave that and London replies with, "Yeah but it was so long ago. Nobody remembers it." If you were at my school, London, you'd get in big trouble for plagiarism. C'Mon Man!

CC: (11:55) We've all seen bad dances in the end zone, some of which have drawn 15 yard penalties. Check out Milos on the deck to Zack and Cody as they plot to get the real Amulet back from Bailey after the mix-up. "I will distract Bailey with a Greek dance." He gives this horrendous rendition of a Greek dance (laughing hard from co-hosts). "And the you (Zack) hit her with a sheep bladder and you (Cody) rip the Amulet from her!" C'Mon Milos are you really Greek, my man?

CB: (19:37) Well, to get the Amulet back where it belongs, Zack and Cody as well as Bailey dress themselves up as statues in the museum and have to hold as still as they can while London's speech is being given. Cody gets a close call when he sneezes and Ms. Tutweiller responds. She almost realized she was talking to a talking statue. (laughing) Later on, with Milos' help, they attempt to exchange Amulets and after being reminded of Adonis, Cody gets the strength to open the case and exchange artifacts and Bailey is very impressed. YAY! Uh oh! One big problem, Milos is standing next to the curator who call them out as thieves. C'Mon Man! (clips end) They almost got away with it.

TJ: That curator didn't look very happy.

KJ: I wouldn't be either if I saw moving statues.

CB: I'll tell you, Zack and Cody come up with the most clever things. Too bad they don't always work.

Sea Monster Mash S1/E8

CB: Last week, you the viewers voted the Milos dance as the best of the C'Mon Man. That was ridiculous so it deserved a place in last week's show.

KJ: Be interesting to see what clips gets that spot next week.

CB: Well, let's find out, so start this episode off, Key. (clips start) What do you got?

KJ: (0:27) I'm sure we all appreciate seeing rare and endangered species whenever we get the chance. Cody sure does as he spots something on Zack's arm. "Zack, you have a rare Galapagos cricket on your arm! There's only four left in the world!" Unfortunately, Zack does not share this wonderment and childishly swipes it off his arm and kills it. (TJ chuckles) "Now there are only three left in the world." Nice way to dampen Cody's mood, Zack. C'Mon Man!

TJ: (3:25) Key, it's been well documented that London couldn't care less about her academics, but this is probably an all-time low. She staples some papers together, claims to Bailey that she's finished her science report and shows it to her. What's your verdict of the report, Bailey? "I think you just stapled $100 bills to each page." Bailey tells her she can't hand it in and London agrees by saying she needs to put her name on it. "Should I spell it out in pearls or rubies?" Evidently, an 'F' is on the way, London. C'Mon Man!

CC: (10:32) Let's move ahead to the night where Cody and Bailey are trying to catch the hideous sea creature Galapagos Gertie. After three hours, they haven't found her and Bailey is getting restless. Cody tells her that Gertie is between a walrus, a beluga whale and a manatee. So what does he do? He makes a call for her into the water! (hysterical laughing) He asks Bailey to join him and she reluctantly obliges. Guess who comes in back of them to ask them, "I need you to do me a favor: Never make that noise again!" C'Mon Man!

MD: (16:18) Moving onto Zack, Woody and London's part of the project, Woody makes note of the plant that grew out of beaker 'C'. It grows and grows and grabs ahold of his leg. London comes in after getting a text about a "big problem" and sees that he's wrapped up, but does nothing about it. It's right in front of her but she still says. "If you're not going to tell me, forget it." C'Mon London! Serves you right that the plant grabbed your leg as well.

CB: (18:05) Bailey and Cody are still at it on trying to get Galapagos Gertie. They think they have her when their fishing pole is tugged at and it turns out to be a rock. Bailey grabs the camera and when Cody thinks they have a picture of her, Zack's nose is in there and Cody realizes he's been had, much to the amusement of Bailey. During the ensuing argument, she calls him out on his emotions getting in the way of his scientific detachment. Cody's reply with a sob: "No one's more emotionally detached than I am!" C'Mon Man! (clips end) Let it go, Cody. You're so uptight.

More to come hopefully.