Okaydokay here I goes with the chappie 2
Beware of Roxas's murderous cheerleading skills! Hehehe
At Somerandomplace highschool in somerandomplace Utah 7:00-school entry 7:30
Story line- They wanted to go to school for a day...in Utah I guess(i didn't even know Utah existed until in fourth grade when we sang the nifty fifty united states song)
Roxas- Axel, why the hell did you want to go to school? (twitching nervously)
Axel- Don't ask me. (smiling)
Riku- It's not right to curse, it's mean and un-needed. (muttering something about a potty-mouth and soap while flipping hair...about 10 seconds later trying to revive himself by twitching into manly positions and frowning.)
Axel- Whoa boy, don't go all psycho on us...hahaha (laughing randomly like any soulless ginger would)
Sora- (hiding behind Kairi) What if I get hungry and see there is no food, then do I get to eat someone?
Kairi- Uh...no Sora it's not nice to eat people!
Sora- (frowns in her direction and shuffles up the steps with the others)
In first period language arts are Roxas-Axel-Sora-Kairi-Riku-Namine- and the teacher is...
Light Yagami from death note...don't question the logic of it...there is none I just like light.
Axel- sooo, Yagami why do you look at your computer that write randomly in that weird notebook?
- It is my way of life...like leading a secret organization looking for Kira for hours on end trying to make me a one week teacher that searches for Kira in a school district since he was supposed to be around that age, though they will never find him because he is already graduated and right in there... (shifts in chair uncomfortably) Class dismissed!
Axel- wow.
Riku- That is odd...
Second period gym is Namine, Roxas, Yuffie, and the teachers are Aerith and Leon,hehehe he will be totally out of character
Namine- Sooo, Roxas...did you get the checklist?
Roxas- Yup, its right here (hands her the notebook filled with both drawings of fire, unicorns and unicorns on fire and of course checklists)
Namine- Very good, I have another request though, I... well I want to try out foor cheerleading but I don't want to do it alone...(gets over shyness and does what she seems to be best at **smiles evilly*
Roxas- …
Namine- **smiles evilly while pointing at him and tilting her head**
Roxas- ...eek
Namine- **still smiling evilly while adding a psychotic glint to her eyes making it hard not to think of her her as a psychotic brunette while pointing to her, tilting her head and of sourse still smiling evilly**
Roxas- ...urrr
Namine- (Changing suit) Don't you care about my feelings Roxas. I thought you of all people would want to help me, but no! (uses girly tears about to walk away. As she starts walking she gets to smile **evilly** again but hides when facing him) What!
Roxas- I will try out for cheerleading with you if you never cry again...
Namine- (Hugs him and pulls him towards where all of the people stand while the coach talks)
Leon- Okay, now this is the first question, how many of you are guys and are going to try out for cheerleading (only Roxas raises hand) okay you sissy, go over there with the cheer coach Aerith and all of you girls go over there too.
Yuffie- You sexist pig, what about the girls who don't want to be a cheerleader?
Leon- your gonna try out no matter what!
Yuffie- (stares disgustedly and walks toward Aerith)
Aerith-Okay ladies...and gentlemen I want you to pair up with the person to the left of you (Roxas was standing next to the left of Yuffie)
Roxas- great I am paired up with the ninja...i wonder if I can put hyou to tears by being super annoying
Yuffie- I'm not going to be put to tears by bad cheering and annoyingness!
Roxas- You asked for it (gets ready to cheer)
Cheer 1-
If I can make-
Yuffie Yuffie Yuffie cry-
Would I?-clap clap
Would I?- clap clap
Would I?-clap clap
Yes I would, cause I'm gonna tell you why-
If I can make Yuffie Yuffie cry-
You owe me-yeah yeah-you owe me-
Some sea...Salt...Ice...CREAM-YAAAY (claps hand together loudly- Yuffie status flinches slightly but is unmarked)
Cheer 2-
Don't tell me-no no- don't ell me
That I can't beat er-yo yo- I can't beat her
Cause everybody know- that all that goes to show-
Is that i- yeah yeah- that I can do it- I I – can do it Yaaay (jumps around Yuffie status- slightly twitching
Cheer 3
Yuffie is frowning- clap clap – yeah yuffie is frowning
Yuffie is twitching-clap clap- yeah Yuffie is twitching
Yuffie is wincing- Clap clap -Yeah Yuffie is Wincing
Yuffie is purple- Clap clap – yeah yuffie is purple
Yuffie is hyperventalating -clap clap- yeah Yuffie is hyperventalating
Yuffie is frowning -clap clap- yeah yuffie is frowning YAY, go team VIII Yuffie status-well, you know that...)
Cheer 4
Don't tell me what to do-clap clap
Don't tell me what to do no no
Cause I will beat you-clap clap
Yes I will beat you-clap clap
Don't make me **bleep** you-no no
don't make me **bleep** you
Cause I will sooo beat you (bitchy look and a good ald fashioned cheerleader worthy hair flip) Yuffie status- biting nail and whimpering
Cheer 5- the final showdown-
Hey- Ho how do ya do-
I wanna have a little chat with you
Its starts like this- does little sassy girl finger snapping thing-
Then goes like this-hair flip
Then end with this-sticks out tongue while flipping her off-YAAAAY Meeee
Yuffie status-Tears-sad little ninja tears as she runs away very fast Roxas finished with another hair flip and walks to Namine)
Axel- (walks over and saw everything cause he was checking out the girls in a free period) Woooow, I never thought you to be soo... expressive? (starts laughing obnoxiously)
Roxus- shut up, Namine did I look that stupid, cause I felt stupid?
Namine- Of course you did silly! But I am soooo happy you did that, now I Riku's phone and have two kingdom hearts charaters being burned... nope three, I almost forgot I got sora on here too!
Roxus- I... did you use me for money?
Namine- I guess you could say that, but you get half the cost. (innocent smile)
Roxas- Weeell I guess... (shuffles towards next class with Namine)
free period- period 3 Sora-Roxas-Axel(again somehow)-Kairi- and a secret special character that will pop up. Library
Passing notes- I made this special so I know if you are paying ateention- Sora- Roxas -Kairi-xel-super secret guy
Sora- Why are we passing notes?
Kairi- Because we are supposed to be being quiet.
xel- Yeah idiot...Sor is n oficil idiot
Kairi- Don't be mean xel
Roxas-its not mean if its true...
Roxas, that is just not right!
Well sure it is Kiri, don't you like us telling the truth of our minds?
Not if its not nice!
Not everyones will lways be nice person.
True
I know right, mn, I don't even know why I wanted to come here!
I don't know either
I think its cause Axel never thinks...
I so do think you little rtmn, I m so going to kill your sorry ss!
Sora is right, and what does he have to do with rats?
I hve no clue t all.
You shouldn't curse either, its not very reasonable...
Who re you? Riku? Or s I like to cll him queerku (I couldn't really get anything out of Riku sooo...by the way, not wanting to offend anyone)
that is not nice, you shouldn't be so mean to him, I think the whole girliness is just an act...
act schmact, the guy is straight as a circle I feel uncomfortable just being next to him!
greed mn there is something very wrong with him, he is like the epitome of the gy mn
He lead the gay mans club
Totlly Mn...
He is not, Riku is awesome, I like him just the way he is!
Of course you do Dora!
Dor dor dor the explro, something something dor dor
What will Dora be explorin today?
How to be mn mybe?
You guys are so mean...
Zexion- Would you guys shut up some people actually try reading up here!
Zexion, Why re you here I thought you died?
Enabyss wanted me back for her fanfic, so here I am.
You can just make someone alive?
Who is Enabyss?
Crap, leave now!
We cn't relly leve, Cuse we re kindof in this clss...nd we lredy re shut up, tht is why we re choosing to pss notes, sooo, you cn probably just ignore us...
When did you become the reasonable one?
Don't sk me, you just ren't doing your job...
How do you like it, should school be over? I think school should be lit on fire leading to it burning down... I wonder who set it on fire...hmmm **sarcastically in thought** Axel! R&R